......im not immune to the propaganda

Cacti house returns. Next week is National Poison Prevention Week!

Media & police commonly report that “speed wasn’t a factor in a crash.” What they mean is the driver wasn’t technically breaking the speed limit, or at least not too much. But speed is ALWAYS a factor, in how much distance is needed to stop, how well crash victims can be seen, and whether they die.

I'll often not be able to tell people what I'm thinking because there are so many thoughts happening at once. I realised recently that it feels like when a flock of pigeons descend on a fresh pile of crumbs. Loud, chaotic and entangled. #pigeons #neurodivergence #illustration #procreate #art

If they still made commercials like this I wouldn't use adblock on youtube.

Being uncomfortable is not the same as being harmed.

Exhausted Nation Lacks Strength To Form Opinion On Donald Glover Being Voice Of Yoshi https://theonion.com/exhausted-nation-lacks-strength-to-form-opinion-on-donald-glover-being-voice-of-yoshi/

crime dog you gotta find some better wording for this

Protect the children! Oops, jk!

Sun Tzu (D-NY) - “When your enemy is making a mistake, fix it for him at great cost to yourself.”

Idiot plot

It would appear you didn’t discharge your Jolteon before taking it outside

Man. The world fucking is on fire. So go be as corny and cringe as you wanna be without hurting people. Live whats left of your only life. If you can’t be free in your body at least go be free in your mind and soul. Fuck the haters.

I would recommend not working on or playing this game

Pokemon Gogh

Set up your ladder on a firm, flat surface. Do not set up your ladder in a large ice cream sundae.

AGENT ASHCROFT? WELL HOW THE HELL ARE YOU? UMBRELLA? GOOD IDEA, YOU NEVER KNOW WITH THIS WEATHER.

Digital can easily look like traditional with all their filters and brushes but to make traditional look like digital? Well, that's a whole other ballgame. Holy shit.

I want to reassure my followers that even though Bluesky has a new CEO, I still remain 100% committed to my mission of making your experience of using this website as unpleasant as possible

Cat Burger - Gator Days

COMIC: Wolves

This is like when conservatives respond to Epstein stuff with “oh so it’s illegal to have friends now?”

This is what excites me.

In-flight announcement patreon.com/berkeleymews

Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM

I'm worried when Kristi Noem finds out she's been fired she's going to become America's first obedience school shooter.

Fuck me, I think I have to do things now.

It's nice to see that people of all political backgrounds can set aside their differences and come together to bully the CEO of McDonald's.

As I've said on other accounts that have been canned for being too openly queer and kinky in a fascist regime: When queers aid fascists in banning what they deem 'problematic' kink, all they're doing is holding the door open for Nazis to redefine *us* as 'problematic' kink and banning us from life.

How to win in November

9 games that make me who I am! my9games.com Bomberman Pocket and Pokemon Snap didn't show up in the search so.. kinda just picked a random one.

I miss when death cults kept their dumb fuckin' ideas away from the rest of us.

So this whole video from Save the Bay about the hazards of dumping snow directly into Narragansett Bay is worthwhile. But I need to highlight specifically: he clipped the mic to a clam shell! Off-the-charts levels of Rhode Island excellence. Full video: www.facebook.com/reel/1277209...

💚 🧡 💙 #pixelart #pokemon #gen10

Any opportunity to repost this banger

I love #Gecqua - goofy little gecko. #PokemonWindsWaves #PokemonDay Original Concept/Comic by @derptiles.art #pokemon

Took a couple of extra days but I did it. 😅 insig.ht/vFH3G9Z4c1b #meditation

However much it is, he needs to share with the rest of the country so we can get through what him and his boss are putting us through.

They say it's hard to have sex when you got a kid running around but it doesn't work any better when it's a parent. 😒

Tried to listen to deer tick since it's the only RI band I'm aware of but I tried listening to a couple of their albums and nothing really seemed to tickle my brain. 😔

The idea that exercise eventually gives you energy is a damn dirty lie.

what the fuck

Obsidian Order archived meme acquisition operation #39518390