Hands down the funniest thing anyone has ever typed in mastodon

I know many things are awful but here is one genuinely useful and helpful thing you can do. No matter their party, your representative needs to hear that trans people and our families are not alone and this bill is an unjustifiable and extreme threat to criminalize the health care we need to live.

Disclosure Day

If you use GenAI, you’re not welcome here #NoAI

Brown announced at 11:06 p.m. that everyone still inside 15 administrative buildings on campus should continue to shelter in place until law enforcement officers arrive to escort them to a shelter. rhodeislandcurrent.com/2025/12/13/t...

I should do something besides refreshing to see any updates and yet...

God damnit, Rhode Island had such a good run of not being a state that had mass shootings. "Shooting suspect is a male" Yeah, no shit.

A reminder that not winning doesn't make something less valuable

COMIC: The WEIRDEST

We can’t afford a $1M trailer slot 😔 But reposts on Bluesky cost $0 - and they really help tiny teams like ours ❤️ If cozy medieval creativity is your thing, here’s our Scriptorium trailer!

Nothing makes me feel more like a cranky old bitch like watching the game awards.

brutal

Just to clarify this wasn't me

Not much considering I don't go out often and even less with Go turned on. 😥 #transit #transitapp #publictransit

"Damn, I'd work at McDonald's for $28 an hour." "No way, you're much better than working at McDonald's." *Has no skills*

White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross

THE MERCHANT

if you give a mouse a cookie

Lesbian Gay Bisexual Transgender

Oh oh, can I be the cute one that doesn't do anything? 🥺

This reminds me of some of the strips in Tonci Zonjic's Not/But series. www.to-zo.com/notbut

#Bulbasaur art gift for Kyle. Thanks for your support, mate! #Pokemon #PokemonMysteryDungeon #Autumn #KantoPokemon #NintendoFanart

Caterpie says hi 🐛🫶 I love bug Pokemon!! #pokemon

COMIC: We Might Need It

The most realistic scene in DS9 is when Gul Dukat whined about how the Bajorans never erected a statue in his honor. A prophetic text.

Feels annoying that I have to specify that from here on out, politicians need to have adult-level emotional regulation.

There's a pigeon that hangs out on our window sill in the afternoon, seemingly with no other friends around so I've been feeding them their own portion. #citylife #bird

I fucking love memes you can understand through the language barrier, holy shit

"Give my regards to the magikarp, fish-bait" Thought it would be fun to try some #pokemon doing unusual jobs and rolled 'gangster' for Wurmple This here's a quick #sketch to see if I like it. #art

Happy Polar Vortex Day to those that have to suffer through! Guess who's thermostat's batteries decided to die last night. :D

When people continue to buy the Pokemon games.

TODAY'S COMIC: The Dachshund Song!

Another comic from this past year. Sometimes I'm in awe about how incredibly small birds can be.

Trump's attacks against the Somali community are racist, vile, & predictable. As prices rise & his popularity plummets, Trump is resorting to hate and division — hoping he can get you to blame your neighbors, so you'll forget about his failures. Don't drink his poison.

"It's gonna snow!" *does not snow but in fact goes straight to rain. Every time.*

(2017) Blissey's Christmas Surprise! #pokemon #pokemonart #blissey

It pains me that there are kids like this wasting money on college just to turn out "because god says so" arguments in class while there are so many brighter students that can't afford to go to college at all. 🤦‍♀️

it's not the greasons yet but I realized this wasnt posted with my art tag yet #roseart

We’ve set out jaffa cakes and tea by the fire, with visions of donos dancing in our heads…there’s officially one sleep until Jingle Jam 2025. See you tomorrow!

Everyday

Oh man, the pigeons are going to be so pissed when they realize today was the last of the massive bag of bird seed. 😬

The Doctor is right and correct

The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture

Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild: American beaver Blue frog River otter Manatee White tail deer