The problem I have with shows like this is that they tend to be different from reality in almost unnoticeable but very important ways that people start to confuse with actual reality

During gatherings where there's open bar I am Data

I cannot answer any year end prompts. i can't remember anything anyone said about me on here

My mom randomly asked Felicity Huffman for a restaurant recommendation in the street without knowing who she is. She enthusiastically gave us a bunch of great ones.

These parents killed their child and we need to say it

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

Three pop tarts will die today at Bowlgotha The one in the middle is your savior

What did we get stuck in our rectums last year? defector.com/what-did-we-...

NBA folks -- a personal URL and site hosting fee is worth it. You will make more money. I was able to cover my first Finals in 15 years off the difference, driving to all seven games.

Last Christmas is older now than Run Run Rudolph was when Home Alone came out

A guy on the plane asked his wife to hold his drink while he got something out of this bag and instead she just set it in his seat

Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.

Guy brought his own milk to the coffee bar

Every time I am reminded of the details of the John Grisham book Skipping Christmas (or its adaptation Christmas with the Kranks) I am enraged

A large CBP presence is back in Chicago this morning, with sightings and arrests reported across the southwest side and Cicero. Bovino is also here.

When cartoon characters discuss numbers in base ten rather than base eight, it takes me completely out of my suspension of disbelief. Their society would not have developed that way.

I lost and regained the lead in my fantasy matchup TWICE tonight despite not having any players of my own in the game

In case you ever thought my family doesn’t feed my basketball obsession… My wife made NBA garland and wreaths for my home office. With homemade ornaments that she painted in team colors!

I just want all the weird Who instruments, is that too much to ask

Weather app when it's 100: Bit of a warm one! Weather app when it's 20: WE ARE IN A FROZEN HELL

OOOOOH KNIFE, IS BIGGER, BIGGER THAN YOU AND YOU ARE NOT KNIFE

WHAT'S THE KNIFE FOOOOOOOOOOOOR

DREEEEEEAM WEAVER, I BELIEVE YOU CAN KILL ME WITH A KNIIIIIIIIIFE

WORKING ON THE KNIFE WOUNDS

Big Head Mode 🔛

The raison d'etre of the NYT is to allow people to do this

Might be a controversial opinion but I hate music about believing in yourself

humbly, if you put off subscribing for the last eight years, now would be a fun and entertaining time to hop on:

The Giants thought they could avoid the backlash from a Good Jameis game by not playing him. They should have known...

gimme yule gimme fire don me now with gay attire

They should make the uprights more resonant

League Pass: bringing you the best German centers #nbasky

Big "tremendous content" day

I first heard about Cloudflare because we use their buggy as hell vpn for work so it was kinda shocking to learn that they are apparently a crucial part of the entire Internet

thing about autism is if you work really hard for many years, you can learn through trial-and-error how to navigate social situations and interpersonal connections SO effectively that people don't really believe you're autistic anymore and resent you for not being perfect at nonverbal communication

There's a dude clipping his nails on the train

None of this will go anywhere if everyone keeps doing the "but this is tremendous content" bit

I don't think it was ironic as much as like when someone at work starts using jargon they obviously don't understand because they think it impresses people.

it's neat that university boards are saying "actually our classes will not teach you to think bc we know that's very scary, so from now on our degrees are meaningless bc we will let students come here and decide to give us money so they can choose not to learn shit, this is a good longterm plan" 🫠

The Residents

You may have seen that 600+ detainees are eligible for release, which is amazing! BUT: you may not know that immigration detainees still have to pay for their freedom-- $1500 bond per person! The Midwest Immigration Bond Fund is raising money to help people get free, please donate: www.mibfc.org

The Epstein emails really hammer home how far losers will go for someone who makes them feel cool

they discontinued pennies because you don't need to offer anything to people to tell you their thoughts anymore, and can't pay them enough to shut up

I got rapid fire speed camera tickets because I forgot about school zones at noon

Anyone know what Dick Durbins Thanksgiving plans are

"i asked grok" "i asked chatgpt" yeah well i asked carl sagan and he said the greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance but the illusion of knowledge 🧪

The Pedolands