Giant Boy Detective
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I'm righter than the truth
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The problem I have with shows like this is that they tend to be different from reality in almost unnoticeable but very important ways that people start to confuse with actual reality
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about 18 hours ago
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Serge Bénard (supportive)
about 19 hours ago
During gatherings where there's open bar I am Data
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I cannot answer any year end prompts. i can't remember anything anyone said about me on here
3 days ago
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My mom randomly asked Felicity Huffman for a restaurant recommendation in the street without knowing who she is. She enthusiastically gave us a bunch of great ones.
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3 days ago
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Ryan Marino, MD
5 days ago
These parents killed their child and we need to say it
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James Vincent
6 days ago
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL
6 days ago
Three pop tarts will die today at Bowlgotha The one in the middle is your savior
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Defector
8 days ago
What did we get stuck in our rectums last year?
defector.com/what-did-we-...
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What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year? | Defector
This is the time of year to be grateful for not having things stuck in our asses, and to think of those less fortunate than us. So spare a thought for those Americans who misjudged the capacity of the...
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Kelly Dwyer
9 days ago
NBA folks -- a personal URL and site hosting fee is worth it. You will make more money. I was able to cover my first Finals in 15 years off the difference, driving to all seven games.
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Patton Oswalt
9 days ago
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9 days ago
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Last Christmas is older now than Run Run Rudolph was when Home Alone came out
10 days ago
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A guy on the plane asked his wife to hold his drink while he got something out of this bag and instead she just set it in his seat
12 days ago
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Rodger Sherman
14 days ago
Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.
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Guy brought his own milk to the coffee bar
16 days ago
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Every time I am reminded of the details of the John Grisham book Skipping Christmas (or its adaptation Christmas with the Kranks) I am enraged
17 days ago
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unraveled
17 days ago
A large CBP presence is back in Chicago this morning, with sightings and arrests reported across the southwest side and Cicero. Bovino is also here.
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Sridhar Ramesh
24 days ago
When cartoon characters discuss numbers in base ten rather than base eight, it takes me completely out of my suspension of disbelief. Their society would not have developed that way.
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I lost and regained the lead in my fantasy matchup TWICE tonight despite not having any players of my own in the game
24 days ago
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KeithSmithNBA
26 days ago
In case you ever thought my family doesn’t feed my basketball obsession… My wife made NBA garland and wreaths for my home office. With homemade ornaments that she painted in team colors!
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I just want all the weird Who instruments, is that too much to ask
26 days ago
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Weather app when it's 100: Bit of a warm one! Weather app when it's 20: WE ARE IN A FROZEN HELL
26 days ago
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OOOOOH KNIFE, IS BIGGER, BIGGER THAN YOU AND YOU ARE NOT KNIFE
26 days ago
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WHAT'S THE KNIFE FOOOOOOOOOOOOR
26 days ago
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DREEEEEEAM WEAVER, I BELIEVE YOU CAN KILL ME WITH A KNIIIIIIIIIFE
26 days ago
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WORKING ON THE KNIFE WOUNDS
26 days ago
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Tyler, from the Internet
27 days ago
Big Head Mode 🔛
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The raison d'etre of the NYT is to allow people to do this
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27 days ago
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪
27 days ago
Might be a controversial opinion but I hate music about believing in yourself
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beetle moses
29 days ago
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Kelly Dwyer
29 days ago
humbly, if you put off subscribing for the last eight years, now would be a fun and entertaining time to hop on:
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The Giants thought they could avoid the backlash from a Good Jameis game by not playing him. They should have known...
about 1 month ago
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kim
about 2 years ago
gimme yule gimme fire don me now with gay attire
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They should make the uprights more resonant
about 1 month ago
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League Pass: bringing you the best German centers
#nbasky
about 1 month ago
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Big "tremendous content" day
about 1 month ago
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I first heard about Cloudflare because we use their buggy as hell vpn for work so it was kinda shocking to learn that they are apparently a crucial part of the entire Internet
about 1 month ago
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Cohen is a Ghost
about 2 months ago
thing about autism is if you work really hard for many years, you can learn through trial-and-error how to navigate social situations and interpersonal connections SO effectively that people don't really believe you're autistic anymore and resent you for not being perfect at nonverbal communication
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There's a dude clipping his nails on the train
about 2 months ago
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None of this will go anywhere if everyone keeps doing the "but this is tremendous content" bit
about 2 months ago
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I don't think it was ironic as much as like when someone at work starts using jargon they obviously don't understand because they think it impresses people.
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about 2 months ago
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Preeti Chhibber
about 2 months ago
it's neat that university boards are saying "actually our classes will not teach you to think bc we know that's very scary, so from now on our degrees are meaningless bc we will let students come here and decide to give us money so they can choose not to learn shit, this is a good longterm plan" 🫠
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The Residents
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about 2 months ago
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Dr. Lucian Walkowicz
about 2 months ago
You may have seen that 600+ detainees are eligible for release, which is amazing! BUT: you may not know that immigration detainees still have to pay for their freedom-- $1500 bond per person! The Midwest Immigration Bond Fund is raising money to help people get free, please donate:
www.mibfc.org
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Midwest Immigration Bond Fund
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The Epstein emails really hammer home how far losers will go for someone who makes them feel cool
about 2 months ago
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daryl "jingle horts" b 🏳️⚧️
about 2 months ago
they discontinued pennies because you don't need to offer anything to people to tell you their thoughts anymore, and can't pay them enough to shut up
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I got rapid fire speed camera tickets because I forgot about school zones at noon
about 2 months ago
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Anyone know what Dick Durbins Thanksgiving plans are
about 2 months ago
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Dr. Davey F. Wright ⛏️🦕🧬
6 months ago
"i asked grok" "i asked chatgpt" yeah well i asked carl sagan and he said the greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance but the illusion of knowledge 🧪
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Midwestern Lasped Catholic-core
about 2 months ago
The Pedolands
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