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The One Battle After Another discourse seems to really distill the fact that people have different things they find most important in a movie, and this one did some of them very well and apparently some of them quite badly.

My dog is anticipating my snap count

Cope D'Azure

It's more than a little upsetting how often people are earnestly doing "but this is tremendous content" posts

Tesla stock keeps going up because there's an entire army of rubes that can be taken advantage of by trading it

On the other hand, I think a lot of people are going to realize how much money they've been wasting on these things

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This photo got only 2 likes on twitter. I’m going to be pressing charges

Platner is a really good example of how people often react when forced to make a difficult decision. Rather than weigh the information and make said decision, choose one side to undermine and pretend like there isn't a decision to make.

Emperor Palpatine xkcd.com/3157/

goms

as charming and whimsical as some will view this, it bears noting that absurdity—not militancy or might—are what people have chosen to repeat from the portland standoffs against ICE. why is that? what purpose does this serve? a mini 🧵:

Robocop is a movie about a guy who gets killed on the job and they still made him go back to work

One of the biggest reasons why the government has deregulated so many things over the past few decades is that the resulting superficial prosperity made everyone indifferent

Currently shaming Seattle for not regularly carrying Jarritos

“Can you explain this gap in your resume?” Me thinking quickly on my feet to explain the period when I worked for ICE: “I was selling drugs… ,uh, to children.”

Up in the dumps

Nobody like this post I want to see something

It is wild to realize that social media has been doing a soft version of this for anyone who decided they wanted it

This Collinsworth retelling of the Parsons contract saga is embarrassing. Like Jerry Jones dictated it word for word.

You are not giving away a strategic advantage by using your blinker. The point is for people to know what you're doing.

get in loser, we’re also losers. this is the losermobile

Hoping the Airbnb tenants next door don't blow up the grill

As a country, we talk a lot about protecting children. But our record when it comes to children’s rights is…well…terrible. To truly protect and care for children, we need to get much better at listening to them. And we need an honest reckoning with the dark history of “parents’ rights.”

(CNN) - President Donald Trump shelved his plans to target Chicago as the next city for his domestic crime push after advisers warned him that sending in troops .. could create legal headaches they want to avoid, sources familiar with the matter told CNN. @cnn.com www.cnn.com/2025/09/12/p...

Using my "looks like Scotty beamed him up for the last time" joke three times before someone explained this wasn't the same guy

Capitalism isn't about efficiency, it's about making sure the people with money get to make all the decisions.

Chicago is full of Oasis, My Chemical Romance, and Yankees fans

Just got home from the Eric Adams scavenger hunt. We had to find 300 children’s teeth hidden in the alley behind Zero Bond, and use them to build “an electric chair for rats.” The winners got to keep the teeth. I hate this city.

Thank you 7-11 for being open and selling me a gas station lunch at 1:30

They're all dead so he must be pretty lonely

Venting is cathartic but it's also a way that you can normalize irrational complaints. It's the difference between letting off steam about problems that are out of your control vs complaining about the unpleasant things that make what you want possible.

Working on the KNIFE WOUNDS

MARIAH'S ON

At some point you have to choose between what you accomplish and how you accomplish it

If he's still alive I'll do it now

Queens of the Stone Age's If Only is as much the greatest song ever written as the day it was written

Young man, look at my life, I'm a lot like you'll beeeeeeee

Bridge Troll Capitalism: taking control of a critical avenue of life so you can hold everyone hostage with it

The return to magical thinking makes sense if you understand magic as a made up explanation for a black box (process where you see inputs and outputs but either can't see or don't understand the in between) and consider that the world is getting too complicated for a growing number of people.

The best part about solo dining is walking right in past groups who'veb been waiting for 30 min and sitting down immediately at the single seat open at the bar

Given how often hindsight has shown that the institutions we've appealed to in times of crisis were already compromised, if not outright dead, I think this is all going to be harder to deal with than it even seems now

We really need to do away with the idea of "intelligence", that being able to do one complicated mental task means you do them all.

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