full of fish 👍

👇 you're gonna be able to read the redacted Epstein Files

Internet maxim: If a piece of media does exist, it will also exist on a pirate server somewhere in the Netherlands

i haven't read much theory, but i've definitely seen a Verhoeven film before.

I remember visiting LA & renting a black jeep. I drove up into the mountains at sunset listening to Tranklements. The horizon was still glowing yellow and the sky was black. It was dark all around the car, and every neon shade of red and blue and purple in the sky was reflecting off the black paint.

The internet is so cool and good. I’m glad capitalism invented it.

regretfully i must announce that with this evidence am i officially resigning from the anarchist political project of reeducation through mutual aid & building dual power. the trotskyists were right, and going forward i will be devoting all my energies to the workers vanguard 🏴

Weird. I spent the first 20 years of my life hanging out on Thayer St, and the PPD never had a problem harassing me for being a "white male smoking a cigarette too calmly"

It’s medicinal. I take it for my hate shakes.

Can’t believe “did you get tickets to Zohran at Paragon?” is a thing I had to text someone.

every conversation with a tech ceo

Scoring isn’t killing, Mr Frankenstein, it’s part of the race

Old anarchist proverb: if you’re trying to find the undercover in your group, it’s always gonna be the guy that says he can get dynamite

My girlfriend calls it “manfood” (derogatory) and the recipe is the end result of treating “what’s for dinner?” as a math problem.

One cool thing about volunteering to organize a big political campaign basically by yourself is all the helpful emails you get from other people with suggestions on other things you should also be doing, and advice on what they’d do differently

“World’s Richest Man Starves World’s Poorest People” is a headline straight out of a Saturday morning cartoon show.

If I hadn’t spend my whole life dealing with asshole idiot police officers, I’d think they were doing this on purpose

its kinda funny cuz one time a bunch of us went to an anti-war/g20 protest in DC back when Obama was president and the RI state police sent four detectives to our apartment to ask us about it when we got back

Fun Fact: The Medicare For All bill has been introduced to the senate five (5) times since 2017 and has never advanced to a floor vote.

Drone striking the Sacklers, for America

me, applying for a job at your tech company:

I have read entirely too much cyberpunk literature in my life for this to be a surprise, but anyway here we are.

what would it take for you to talk your boss into some bullshit like this? like, you work as a comms person at some lab & your job is to get Elon to make headlines for saying "we can turn humans into bugs" on Joe Rogan, and then your skunkworks gets fully funded for another 2 years. would you do it?

Yeah, just rip all your CDs to a western digital external drive at 192kbps and throw them in the trash, you’ll never be sorry you did.

Job I applied to in literally January of 2025 just replied and asked me to schedule an interview. These people are out of control, man. Absolutely insane.

Man, I bet it feels good to just say some bullshit like this to make yourself feel better and then just never worry about it again

The important thing is to have a loosely defined outgroup that you can put anyone you don’t like into, for whichever reason you feel like

I've only watched the first hour that recent Defunctland video about automation, but Disney execs definitely spent the past 50 years shitcanning every single R&D project that might come anywhere close to offending the obsessive & immaculate brand standards they had for their cartoon mascot. Insane.

Fun game for artists: Try to find 1000 people who are willing to give you $3/mo so you don’t die.

Anti-Italianismo is back, baby!

honestly can't even imagine going back in time to tell the hardcore libertarian rednecks i grew up around in the 1990s that the feds are kidnapping people on flimsy pretext and pointing guns at anyone who complains (and also hating cops is strictly left wing now)

Looking forward to dropping the bar on myself during a layover in Dallas Fort Worth while trying to press 2 plates before my connection for some reason

Yeah, so what? You never interviewed your stuffed animals when you were 7yo?

Shaved my head Pulled on some skinny jeans Strapped on my jump boots Wearing my patched MA-1

The important thing is to have a loosely defined outgroup that you can put anyone you don’t like inside of, for whichever reason

“The survivors could hypothetically have floated to safety, been rescued, and carried on with trafficking the drugs, the logic went.” Alright man, call the cops then. Fuck you need a missile for?

They have a copy of your face on the Gibson.

I love zooming way in on photos of federal agents while they’re beating and kidnapping people, and getting mad about which weird patches they’re wearing. It’s the only way to know for sure that they’re bad people.

Gen Z

you can’t say that, Sheila

cops are SO stupid

New York City Of Immigrants

Absolutely maddening to see what 2 years of bullshit LLM hype have done to obliterate the public perception of like 20 years of AI-assisted improvements in medical diagnoses, engineering, physics, astronomy, etc.

The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody

🚨 COMMUNITY ALERT🚨 At LaGuardia Airport, there are several rumored and one confirmed ICE arrest of domestic travelers. If you are at risk of detention or not sure, exercise caution while traveling. Make a safety plan in case of detention and consult an immigration attorney.

Shout out to everyone driving in dense fog on a crowded highway with your high beams on. Don’t listen to the haters, you’re making life better for everyone around you, keep it up.

Everybody come to party, I just came to get my money right. If you really wanna stop me, you should know that I don’t walk from fights.

big ups Madrid, no pasarán

The majority of Americans are 5’9” and have been bounced from a Martha’s Vineyard farmers market