WHAT IF YOU JUST READ A FUCKING BOOK

do people not feel shame about the useless comments in their AI-generated code? // function to clear screen function clear_screen() yeah thanks man i got that. did you start coding yesterday

i bet this shit sounds magical if you're fucking stupid

My employer asks me to complete a survey on AI usage for which this is the first question (required):

there was also a Stanford study that found that a surge in AI slop by lazy people actually created significantly more work for others who had to decipher and correct it this "I'm being efficient" (but not really) vibes well with the American obsession with artifice and appearing productive

estrogen is magic 🩷

The 3 genders

pq estadunidense tem tara em não ser chamado de estadunidense?

charlie puth more like charlie puta

Classically Trained Actor Can Talk On Cue https://theonion.com/classically-trained-actor-can-talk-on-cue-1823995491/

When you click the "beautify slide" AI feature in Google Slides. NOT A JOKE

All the stories about AI these are like > AI deletes all your emails > AI deletes all your code > AI uninstalls your computer > Dario Amodei promises Claude will escape the cycle of samsara within 12-18 months

Make it stick.

fine i'll try mastodon again

something something first they came for the children under 18 using rust-based text editors and i said nothing

To truly become proficient in rust you need to stop fighting the borrow checker and start FUCKING the borrow checker

Windows 14 rumored to have a free trial with no limit on playtime all the way up to level 70, including the award winning expansions "Heavensward" and "Stormblood," sources say.

tech CEO in 2026: My computer has anxiety. venture capitalist in 2026: Here, have 200 billion more dollars. child in 2006: My NeoPet is angry at me. mom in 2006: No it isn't sweetie, go to bed. mom to dad in 2006: We have an idiot boy. Our boy is a little idiot person. It's too late to fix him.

Every bsky staff member keeps talking about how the goal is Nice Social Media but then the second they're even remotely pushed back against for something shitty, and they immediately crash out for multiple days crying about their subhuman userbase.

This always makes me think the same shit every time. Why are you working that job? If you want a machine to do every single step for you, why the fuck do you work? Why get out of bed without the passion to do the thing you're allegedly excited to do? Why not just roll over and die if you don't care?

installing Windows 11 on a VM >open the console to bypass the TPM requirement >wait AGES for that thing to download and installation >open the console again to bypass the outlook email requirement >run a debloat script i dont wanna hear anyone saying installing linux is harder

i for one am shocked that the "i go in the pool to cool down, why can't my phone?" guy is bad at programming and offloading his job to the anthropic api

in case you ever wondered why bsky breaks all the fuckin time and is increasingly a pile of jank bsky.app/profile/why....

A gente chama de estadunidense porque as vezes cansa de chamar só de filho da puta.

US citizens online after their government bombs yet another group of middle eastern children: "we're sowwyy :( in the name of americans we a so sowryy guys!"

Estadunidense um dia depois do país dele começar MAIS uma guerra: "é só a gente ou tem mais algum país que o sul global odeia?!?!😭😭😭😭*

eu to doido pra ver gente se fodendo com esse negocio de fazer pix falando com inteligencia artificial do nubank

just trained AI to remember all of my friends' birthdays, send an automated AI-generated email saying "happy birthday," call them using an AI-generated video of me, scan all of their online info so i buy the perfect birthday gift, which i'll deliver using an AGI robot that looks like me

Existe uma relação muito direta entre ser usuário/defensor fervoroso de IA e ser muito mimado, e não vou elaborar

Imagine you're paying like $100 a month or whatever for Claude and realizing the government used the same shit to kill schoolchildren in Iran. And they're using your tax money to pay for it. So you're paying Claude twice to kill kids. Crazy.

O Brasil precisa urgente colocar visto para Israel e não autorizar militar a entrar aqui. Em Morro de São Paulo agora eles chegam a fechar estabelecimentos apenas para o uso deles. Uma férias para desopilar dos horrores do genocídio. Isso tem que acabar.

“Os Estados Unidos são viciados em guerra. Ao longo de seus mais de 240 anos de história, estiveram em guerra durante todos, exceto 16 anos. Os Estados Unidos são a principal causa da desordem internacional, da turbulência global e da instabilidade regional.”

Nós estamos em 2026 , "a automatização é um futuro do qual não dá pra fugir" mas dois dias de folga na semana irão colapsar a economia

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Iran Worried U.S. Might Be Building 8,500th Nuclear Weapon https://theonion.com/iran-worried-u-s-might-be-building-8-500th-nuclear-wea-1819573283/

"the right is horny and creepy for progressive women" has been their entire thing. from the birth of fascism to today. the way the right consumes so much porn of trans women and various queer alt women subcultures while also calling for the state to murder lesbian, bi, & trans women ...

I’m sharing this video again because people don’t really get what these data centers and ai are doing to our planet and our communities. Especially Black communities because they were strategically placed there. I need you to listen to these people. STOP USING AI. STOP SUPPORTING AI.

me when im a toddler

the three genders

microsoft was mid copilotgooning when they got installmogged by a linuxmaxxing protonchad

a pessoa q ouve "produzir" e imediatamente pensa "receber dinheiro" o capitalismo deteriorou o cerebro ja

the basic desire here is for a woman who is extremely desirable but also so completely insulated from and uninterested in the real world that she could be tricked into being with a dumb loser and never even realize it