Minha única meta de 2026 é parar de tratar meu corpo como algo que tenho e começar a tratar como o que sou

você sabia??? molho de tomate é feito com fruta. apesar de parecer algo feito com legumes por ser salgado, na verdade o molho de tomate é feito com uma fruta chamada caqui

Analogy is my passion

Eu no cajueiro gigante, ele é gigante

Adivinha quem ficou de teta de fora na praia

Ambiguous announcement: is it the student and colleagues who get access to Copilot, or Copilot that gets access to the students and colleagues?

In a few years, this will all look as stupid as NFTs and MOOCs, but by then, a whole generation will have forgotten how to learn anything.

então o reality onde já ocorreram crimes ao vivo e todo mundo continua assistindo ano após ano e batendo recorde de audiência teve outro crime cometido ao vivo depois de mais um elenco escolhido a dedo pra forçar situações extremas? choque

Man this AI sure is a cool thing y’all. It destroys the earth, pushes people out of their homes, makes water inaccessible, takes jobs, makes people kill themselves and unclothes women and children so you can jerk your shit to it, what more would you possibly want. /s

Será que dinossauro piava

reboot the X-files with Rachel Weisz as Mulder and Kate Winslet as Scully you stinking cowards

Imagina ser inglês e todo dia lembrar que o Brexit aconteceu

Reposting this for no particular reason

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O ocidente lá atrás e o Xi na frente

Incrível

Bom dia

Todo mundo concorda que a Globo fomenta isso né

Extraordinary way to present two sides that is unintentionally revealing: “Americans believe this. Republicans believe that.”

I'd argue that the AI wasn't art until it was eaten

Look for the helpers

tem alguém com caixa de som na praia :( tá tocando tim maia :)

Mais uma pq tô me sentindo fofa hoje

Bom dia visualglitchers

Eating the food someone made for you and STILL RETURNING TO HARM THEM LATER is the sort of sin that gets a new word invented to describe it, cuz it's so fucking evil that the mind boggles and you can't comprehend it otherwise.

Just remembered I can draw whatever I want

E por isso eu parei de aceitar promoções

Acabei de assistir uma grávida fazendo uma apresentação incrível de pole dance, Natal tá 10/10

Tem bar de bdsm em Natal?

THE BLACK LODGE ⭐️ 25 years ago Terrible stay, staff very rude and unhelpful, everybody talks weird, rooms all identical other than weird tree or horrible noise in some. Only charged me for one night though

“A fascist went to the gym today, did you?” has been a highly motivating phrase for me recently

Acabar com a OTAN é um ótimo jeito de acabar com a guerra na Ucrânia

Não conseguir monetizar com sexo e partir pra propaganda é um atestado de incompetência imenso

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Restaurante que passou os últimos 20 anos lentamente substituindo a comida no prato por bosta periga entrar em falência após a criação de um fast food de bosta na rua em frente

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You Can Leave Your Hat On is my favourite song telling someone you’d love to have sex with them, but their hair looks shit

Cacete os cara tão no 4G ainda kkkkkkkkkkkkkk patéticos

I think this is an important revelation for me. There was that old tweet about how being a billionaire must be cognitively equivalent to being kicked in the head by a horse, and this is the same thing. Using genAI is just what it's like to be a billionaire, that's why they can't see its flaws.

this could solve literally every problem in the uk

i can probably guess tho

BREAKING: This dog is named Susan From Accounting

Estou tendo um choque de realidade esses últimos dias por descobrir que nem todo mundo acha 4km pertinho

W grandma 🫶

"hopes to lower marriage ages" normar, tudo normar

Like, you're killing me DDG