paige: yeah, touch my face izzy: aghhhh! #tar38

look at him talk, look at this paddington bear move and talk i need someone to fly me to london *immediately* (x: www.tiktok.com/@bbcnews/vid...)

Every time I hear that Mystical, Magical song from Benson Boone, I keep hoping he'll also say Mister Mistoffelees. I wonder how many backflips he'd incorporate into that number

David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)

Me creepily watching 16 strangers living in a parking lot through online feeds for 3 months every year #bb27 #bbsky

HUNTRIX! ✨💜 #lowpoly #kpdh

(solemnly) You've had mail.

Sadly, Vince's Marine Layer Sherpa pullover is sold out (except for size S) and not making a comeback this year. But they said to keep an eye out for their upcoming winter collection for something similar lol #bb27

I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.

the plan? make the houseguests dramatically stab a voodoo doll in front the nominees for who they vote to evict #bb27

The Lost pilot is now old enough to drink.

Colored transparency was peak electronic esthetics.

It is fucked up what they did to the headphone jack

NINTENDO FACT! When you touch an Amiibo to a Nintendo 3DS, WiiU, or Switch system, enough electricity passes through the figure to give it 14 milliseconds of conscious life! Too quick to scream, this fleeting moment gives them joy of life before returning them to a hellish existence in purgatory!

Every time this guy at the game behind me screams about wanting a gapper, this is what I picture

I’ve been rewatching the Coen Bros filmography this month and while drawing a Barton Fink illustration, it struck me how much their films feel like Far Side cartoons: funny, strange, clever, yet frequently inscrutable. Anyway here’s a thread!

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME #bb27

I lost it when I finally noticed the Kenney cameo in Keanu's. I can't 😂😂😂

Production probably could care less but this is funny af #bb27

Big Brother: Fire Walk With Me. #BB27

Hallucigenia 🪱

The amount of times I've heard the phrase "Here's the thing" earnestly uttered as a preface to some condescending/overcorrection remark... I'm tired

Vinny just scrambled out #bb27

Do you follow baseball? Do you not follow baseball? It does not matter. Please listen to Phillies announcer John Kruk, with the team up by ten runs and not much happening, talking about what he learned at the Franklin Institute. You will not be sorry.

If there's one episode of TV I wish I could force everyone to watch and internalize, it's the 30 Rock where Liz, who has always seen herself as a bullied nerd underdog, finds out she's actually been hated all her life because she's mean.

Just did a rewatch, and fart cloud Galactus, my befuddled.

It's punk to be a good person 🦸🏻 #Superman    #SupermanMovie

Love my local multiplex located in a ghost town mall. This is pretty poppin' for them though. Shoutout to discount Tuesday. Mostly I just got a kick out of the money WB must've spent for this little touch.

Having just watched Yellowface today thanks to PBS, so happy for Frances Jue's Tony win! And my Kara Young stock continues to ride high. Looking forward to the MGM movie she's in

You can't tell me the new video game James Bond isn't Ethan Hunt

Other nonsensical Final Reckoning thoughts.

Wasn't expecting Final Reckoning to contribute so much to the compilation of Cruise's bare thighs on display.

HBO, which was always HBO, is HBO again aftermath.site/hbo-max-warner

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Clive Barker gets it. faroutmagazine.co.uk/hellraiser-c...

Maybe I shouldn't be watching Silent Hill 2 LPs while going through caregiver burnout

Of all movies that I thought I'd be safe from people being on their phones, a late showing of The Friend was unexpected. I guess some people sneak into theaters just to scroll on their phone on full brightness while seated in a reclining pleather chair?

hyrule google maps is an insane addition to zelda lmao

No other theater experience I go to this year will match Sailor Moon Super Live. This is what peak performance looks like

“American Cartoons don’t show beautifully animated food and slice of life cozy comforts the way Ghibli films do” Oh yeh?? Then explain THIS.

Intentionally missed my friend with a snowball, and some dude drive-by ribbed me from his snowboard about my "weak ass throw"??

But will Joe Russo reprise his role as the MCU's first openly gay character!?

Some sad updates on the health of Drew Struzan, one of the great film artists of Hollywood.

Aubrey Plaza will return as Wow Platinum in Avengers: Doomsday

I'm not mad at the premise for Netflix' live action Scooby Doo.