Deeply fascinated by the fact that the US/UK Tomodachi Life directs had different clowns like they're version exclusive Pokemon

When you remember that you watched the Happy Death Days before watching Drop 😅

If you are celebrating the holiday by seeing Song Sung Blue, I broke down the truly wild (and fact-based!) ending.

For seemingly the bazillionth time, we’re pointing to the Avatars’ box office as a way to “scoreboard” the perfectly sensible observation that those movies aren’t particularly sticky in the cultural imagination. The point is that for billion dollar movies you’d think they’d have imprinted more.

Something about the Holly Holy sequence in Song Sung Blue just grabbed me by the throat and made me feel a divine presence in that SEA restaurant. Which is amazing considering Hugh Jackman's fuckass hair in the movie

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Soooo jokes on me since their intent is to go on for as long as they can, but I AM Going to NYC for the first time to experience Masquerade 🎭🥀🗽

Free money being left at the table. Paramount WANTS to crash and burn.

Overall, not doing so hot in the Vulture Fantasy Movie Draft, but I'm happy to currently be 3rd in the #bbsky mini league

Some day I should do my full rant about the Avatar movies. Sully is literally just a colonial power fantasy in which an impotent white man gets to live as a virile indigenous man. It is patriarchal, racist, fatphobic BS masquerading as a liberation narrative.

The most gratifying, vindicating read that pinpoints what I hate about these movies.

Had to track down the Rob Reiner cameo on 30 Rock.

Why am I seriously considering flying to NYC for the first time just to experience Masquerade before its over

Still mourning my crockpot

RIP to my crockpot which after 8 years of trusty use broke after falling off an unsteady pile of plastic bags. I cried real ugly at the site of its busted body

paige: yeah, touch my face izzy: aghhhh! #tar38

look at him talk, look at this paddington bear move and talk i need someone to fly me to london *immediately* (x: www.tiktok.com/@bbcnews/vid...)

Every time I hear that Mystical, Magical song from Benson Boone, I keep hoping he'll also say Mister Mistoffelees. I wonder how many backflips he'd incorporate into that number

Me creepily watching 16 strangers living in a parking lot through online feeds for 3 months every year #bb27 #bbsky

HUNTRIX! ✨💜 #lowpoly #kpdh

(solemnly) You've had mail.

Sadly, Vince's Marine Layer Sherpa pullover is sold out (except for size S) and not making a comeback this year. But they said to keep an eye out for their upcoming winter collection for something similar lol #bb27

I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.

the plan? make the houseguests dramatically stab a voodoo doll in front the nominees for who they vote to evict #bb27

The Lost pilot is now old enough to drink.

Colored transparency was peak electronic esthetics.

It is fucked up what they did to the headphone jack

NINTENDO FACT! When you touch an Amiibo to a Nintendo 3DS, WiiU, or Switch system, enough electricity passes through the figure to give it 14 milliseconds of conscious life! Too quick to scream, this fleeting moment gives them joy of life before returning them to a hellish existence in purgatory!

Every time this guy at the game behind me screams about wanting a gapper, this is what I picture

I’ve been rewatching the Coen Bros filmography this month and while drawing a Barton Fink illustration, it struck me how much their films feel like Far Side cartoons: funny, strange, clever, yet frequently inscrutable. Anyway here’s a thread!

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME #bb27

I lost it when I finally noticed the Kenney cameo in Keanu's. I can't 😂😂😂

Production probably could care less but this is funny af #bb27

Big Brother: Fire Walk With Me. #BB27

Hallucigenia 🪱

The amount of times I've heard the phrase "Here's the thing" earnestly uttered as a preface to some condescending/overcorrection remark... I'm tired

Vinny just scrambled out #bb27

Do you follow baseball? Do you not follow baseball? It does not matter. Please listen to Phillies announcer John Kruk, with the team up by ten runs and not much happening, talking about what he learned at the Franklin Institute. You will not be sorry.

If there's one episode of TV I wish I could force everyone to watch and internalize, it's the 30 Rock where Liz, who has always seen herself as a bullied nerd underdog, finds out she's actually been hated all her life because she's mean.

Just did a rewatch, and fart cloud Galactus, my befuddled.

It's punk to be a good person 🦸🏻 #Superman    #SupermanMovie

Love my local multiplex located in a ghost town mall. This is pretty poppin' for them though. Shoutout to discount Tuesday. Mostly I just got a kick out of the money WB must've spent for this little touch.