my greatest service to the community is doing this to anyone who calls themselves a crossdresser on the apps I’ve never liked that term so I just turn them into women ezpz

Not gonna lie kitten the crushing weight of alienation and loneliness is getting to Mommy a little

explaining why i use "transsexual" and not transgender to my sister and she's already got it in quite literally 3 seconds lol sorry, other cis people, but u have no excuse or cover to be like "this trans stuff is all so confusing ¯\_(ツ)_/¯"

as a huge law pervert the collapse of the U.S. has been big for my ability to explain why the Supreme Court sucks to Americans in the gc

the most dangerous part about accompanying someone to the piercer is the unrelenting desire to ask if they can squeeze me in too lmao

he's not the world's first trillionaire. stop. just fucking stop. if attempting to cash in your "trillion dollars" would cause the value of the thing you are cashing in to crater, and thus not be a trillion dollars, that is not a trillion dollars. net worth is fucking meaningless.

I will point out that the Prime Minister felt that the assassination of an American YouTuber required him to release a formal within 30 minutes of it happening at 11pm on a Friday night. But race riots in the UK itself aren’t worth his time

absolutely fumbled a social interaction, solid 1 roll, absolutely incredible performance

New iOS does feel slightly more performant on my absolutely ancient 11 Pro

step-pet what are you doing

there's no feeling like the rush of adrenaline you get hearing "we made the wrong thing accidentally, would you like both anyways?"

clocky siri voice i love you forever

time to live post about Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind since I've never seen it and I'm in the mood to be devastated

silver nitrate is up there in terms of like, ratio of "pain during it" vs "pain the next day" for a medical procedure feels fine during but the next day, damn that sucks lmao

almost freed from both house arrest and the mortal plane

“I can just go get my car from the parkade downtown in the morning” - me, an absolute fool yesterday

Every time I open Bluesky,

yay, finally migrated to @transrights.northsky.social 🎉

there is nothing sweeter in this world than the phrase "no further reports are required" when filling out the employment insurance weekly report. goodbye, ei sickness leave. you were awful while I had you and a humane system wouldn't have made me cry so many times on the phone.

trying to yank an ingrown hair on a stitch line is actually crazy business, this shit hurts more than the incision did

watching my favourite mid 00's cable tv shows and spotting Victoria randomly will never get old, especially when i like to pause and show everyone nearby lol

i condemn hasan piker for wanting to steal from the Louvre the british museum is the designated leftist heist museum

extremely funny that governments seemingly use their insanely difficult to acquire tools to charge people with nothing crimes, instead of keeping their shit private and using their zero days on like idk foreign nations messing with elections or something. deeply unserious

jimmy carter rolling in his grave so hard it might cause localized earthquakes, those white house solar panels were cool jimmy don’t worry

i would be so happy if i never had to see or hear from these two ever again

never before have I seen such a DOA demand, this can absolutely only mean the US doesn’t even want to bother pretending to negotiate, they just want to save the flight and stay at home lol

the irony is that DC still doesn't get to be a state

the one thing i noticed about the eu when i lived in the netherlands was that they weren't afraid of complicated solutions to real problems. a solidly technocratic institution sometimes its a mistake, but probably less often than just trying to do simple stuff like tax rebates

I like bluesky because it feels so much like tumblr 1. barely works 2. userbase is annoying (affectionate)(not that affectionate) 3. being queer on here feels like I’m actively participating in ruining some tech company’s investment

ugh other people using my things is awesome but it does mean i need to be better about documenting stuff as i go and like... making sure it works for other people especially pipelines. damn pipelines.

now that we have sometimes-maybe-kinda-universal pharmacare (for certain things) for people outside of BC, can we make BC's pharmacare a lot better than everyone else's again?

i think that the only people who should be allowed to vote or run for office should be those who have had to deal with an Employment Insurance claim that the government makes a mistake on, then they will truly understand the cost of neoliberalism

also bless that time of year when you've finally paid enough money for prescriptions that you actually start to get universal pharmacare

silver nitrate is simultaneously not as bad as I was led to believe and still decidedly quite unpleasant but mostly much later when i go to sit on... anything

I made it all the way to the apocalypse without learning IPv6

us president is basically threatening to nuke someone on extra-racist-twitter and yet i am preparing for an interview. the world is weird

hoping to see more of these polls with a nice boost for the NDP post-leadership campaign, if only because my fave won

bottom surgery be like

the amount of ptsd i have from the time i was trying to leave an AWS conference in Toronto and was stuck in this particular spot for a solid 90 minutes inching forward, knees crying out in pain, me crying out in pain, just.... awful i did, in fact, start planning on how to leave ontario that day

"on that shit dogs are on be seeing colours outside the knowledge of humans"

>wake up >it’s trans day of visibility >open phone >kristi noem’s husband is a bimbofication sissy >go back to sleep

i think the only time i get fully socially awkward in person anymore is if a strange man in a thrift shop says some out of pocket shit to me while i'm browsing pants like "you have large feet for a woman" "sometimes" is perhaps the most awkward thing i could've said, i think

i think you should support trans women on the basis that discrimination against us hurts us. when things are done to hurt us we feel it. we feel pain. we are real people. we want to be treated fairly right now, not in the future, but now, because it hurts now.

the best thing about my post-op care is that it happens at the most aggressively queer clinic that exists, probably 💜

Congrats rob ford on 10 years sober

no amount of the comments warning me was enough to make me not drop my phone while trying to show my wife

oh god Liquid Glass really is so bad. i upgraded to get call screening but damn i regret it now