Babygirl you are so offputting and abrasive and clearly have at least one personality disorder. I’m thinking I’ll develop a crush on you that, god willing, will go absolutely nowhere

happy thanksgiving i burnt some bread that turned out nice still

why do i still have to pay $160 to change my passport if i dont want to end up in a gulag if a domestic flight gets diverted due to weather?

actually insane that this is a thing we have to do still is it not obvious that caring about people even if they don’t give a shit is an objectively good thing? no wonder society is so cooked sometimes

"I'm sad, here's why that's your problem now" (1/283)

Fun fact: despite the enormous land mass, the population-weighted density of Canada — basically the density experienced by the average person — is the same as Denmark and close to the Netherlands. Canada and Denmark are 3,000 people per km², while the Netherlands is 3,400/km².

lately i've been thinking a lot about acceptance and tolerance in different places i've lived, and i honestly and legitimately think that i prefer how it is in canada over anywhere else i've visited or lived.

I can only imagine that, if they overturn conversion therapy bans, that will truly only help asylum claims for trans Americans in Canada considering it is a criminal offence to provide, promote, advertise, perform, or profit from conversion therapy.

coffee tastes better with company

they should invent a type of adhd medication that doctors are willing to give to women

can't wait until i have to walk five blocks to get my mail so i check the app before to see if anything was delivered but the app is always off by a few days so instead i wait a couple extra days and when i get to the mailbox it has been broken into and someone stole my debit card

I agreed to do coverage for colleagues twice this week which means I’m working two, fifteen hour days. This is now a caffeine tracking thread. Because why not.

all my friends should live within walking distance to me

Not only did my MP stand apparently he felt it was necessary to defend doing so, so that’s great. Good luck at the next election buddy, you do know you’re a Liberal MP in a mostly NDP riding yeah?

dissolve every municipality in this region that does nothing about this and replace their councils and mayors with a victoria staff member and disenfranchise their entire populations until they are capable of empathy for other human beings

if the ten thousand hours thing was true, wouldn't Malcolm Gladwell be good at *something* by now?

no trans person is ever, ever going to forget where you stood when we needed you. you won't ever be forgiven for abandoning us

I just need to go to bed for a few years.

i'm not a trans activist i'm just trans and don't like you

drawing people i see in the city (36/?)

look at me, i am the captain now

i made a thing and it makes me happy because everyone deserves to be congratulated also in my mind everyone is my child and i love them even with their stereotypical name choices

Another day to yearn for womenn

i bring an aggressive pro-labour vibe to the family group chat that reminds my union family that people in non-union fields like me are jealous of that fact

a decent society protects people from their own mistakes even if they won't acknowledge that it is a mistake or understand that they are being helped, and that includes stupid people doing stupid things

so like, are labour rights even a thing here if the government orders people back to work like twelve hours after a strike starts? why we even give a minister the power to do this is dumb as hell. no wonder we have such shit rates of unionization, its pointless when you can't do job action

tbh i think breakfast and lunch are the two hardest meals to proteinmax on in my brain, like, inherently they trend towards empty calorie meals like what even is a high protein lunch that isn't just lowkey dinner

no fuckin way holy shit

telling that people who are professionally Very Computer so often want Less Computer in their lives

Average Canadian homeowner: I want five cribs in Vancouver that I can use as collateral to secure a loan to buy a large residential building in a tier two city and then renovict all of the residents so I can ruin as many lives as possible

This is a cool opportunity to shape the character of our future bike share. The system will have designated “parking zones.” We need your help figuring out where’s best to place those zones, with a mind for convenience, accessibility, and geographic distribution. engage.victoria.ca/bikeshare

Look how stupid our minister of natural resources looks saying such things beside two stories of out-of-control, climate-change caused wildfires.

for my specific style of Totally Normal Brain, a person acting weirdly fawning and inexplicably congratulatory like an llm would make me immediately skeptical of anything they say, so llms emulating that behavior as an intentional design choice is like wow i fucking hate this.

i've been explaining my recent shenanigans to friends, and it has now been lovingly described as my whore rants thanks @paperchase.bsky.social 💜

desperately need to learn more french so i can escape the english-language internet discourse

idk guys leaking discord logs and shit i think they might have issues with consent. just a hunch

as a society, instead of dumping an unfathomable amount of money and energy into the bullshit machine, we should instead be: - funding people to go to school and become social workers, psychiatrists, therapists, etc - funding residency placements for those people (cont'd)

yes m’lord, another banger m’lord, thine posts certainly containst the most astute observations m’lord

i need the receipt printer adhd thing but it prints reminders i can setup in my apple calendar, once i crack this surely i will complete tasks more regularly maybe an email gateway or something stupid. SES inbound? we'll see what nightmare i concoct.

the fact that the student loan application asks for the last date i was in high school, and then proceeds to show me how long ago that was in months, is absolutely psychotic. i know it was a long time ago. why are you doing this to me? should just say "old fuck" across the top at this point wtf

being awake when my phone changes from dark to light mode is immoral and wrong.

cheers for the new Grindr profile pic @ifbookspod.bsky.social

fishmongers be like

hacker news is what happens when you attempt to invent assholes from first principles

i'm exactly as much of a sarcastic bitch in person as i am online, just so you all know (esp you @sandy.meangirls.online) but with the caveat that you get to see my absolute shit-eating grin and how proud of myself i am when i say something out of pocket

facebook marketplace is full of the most random collection of crazy and queer shit i've ever seen in my life here an oil painting of harrison ford in medieval dress? an embroidery of a clitoris? two full rows of theatre seating? sure, why not!

I don't want sex I just want to install Linux

having my mild mannered pharmacist read out the dosing instructions for doxypep to me is going to fix me love that dude

oh no, life has taken me from being the romantic one to being the aloof one