Living off the LAN

"Be Gay, Hate Cops" Seen in Valence, France

gender-affirming lack of ability to open the pickle jar without the jar gripper tool

"twenty-thousand years of this, seven more to go" alas, always off by one. bad time for the price is right rules

making a hand roll out of rice, bologna, and a cheese slice. call that a comic sans ham and cheese sandwich

she's playing with her jewellery (stimming), she's putting up her hair (its in her face), she's touring the facility (lost and won't ask for help), she's picking up slack (afraid of confrontation with coworkers) my brother, she is autistic

referring to the shared grocery list as the “grocery store death note” to my wife so she understands that I will simply make food appear in the house if it goes on that list

the amount of time i've spent wanting to get a slow cooker again without realizing that my instant pot is also a slow cooker is, frankly, embarrassing

this is unambiguously cool as hell looking, even if you don't like modern stuff you have to appreciate putting your whole ass into something this hard. we should make public buildings cool as hell all the time, its already gonna be expensive might as well pick the pricier but cooler one

there's something about the holiday season that makes me want to just change my entire life. i always seem to change jobs, move, etc in like November, the most miserable month of the year to do any of that sort of thing

by not being able to afford to rent a medium density row townhouse with a front porch open to the street i am being robbed of my ability to buy various inflatable decorations we must destroy capitalism so i can enjoy a bit of festive joy finally

accurate depiction of me

for the bread price fixing that pete buttigieg was involved in in canada btw

under the shelter of each other, people survive

surely the most interesting job in the world is working as a fence in france like, one day you’re hawking napoleons gems and the next it’s €90,000 of mollusks

Every Other Trans Woman Thinking They Look Like A Boy Is Stupid and Blind But When I Think That It's Correct: A Child's Guide to Gender Dysphoria.

i love being trans

💜✊🏻

so, as much as i hate getting lots of political emails, i do always stay subscribed to the ones from the party(ies) i tend to vote for, at a provincial and federal level, as a consequence of giving them money every so often. (this is a thread) #cdnpoli #politics #ndp

randomly realizing that I continue to grow as a person and get better at handling difficult things as time goes on. real dumb that people do not come with this realization included but such is life.

my shitbox car is the best, it was stuck in second gear yesterday so i got to live out one of my favourite mountain goats songs plus i got to rock up to the ford dealer and tell em to fix one specific thing, meanwhile this car is missing panels and throwing all kinds of errors

once again the public library has come to save me, if only we could possibly afford to have it open earlier than 10am, but surely a provincial capital in one of the richest countries in the world could not possibly afford that #yyj

such a people pleaser that instead of asking for them to do the five minute job on my car this morning i said they could have it "all day" and now i have to hangout nearby instead of just going home and sitting with adhd waiting mode

oh snap, bottom surgery just got scheduled for february - i've got less than three months to get READY

dripping coffee and pizza grease all over my disgusting body who gives a shit anymore

I love all of you so much but I’m very glad I diversified my skill tree into bespoke municipal politics and random Canadian law info instead of understanding what’s going on here. I simply do not think my mind could handle both this and the daily requirements of life.

extremely funny to see YYZ pop up in here - probably a result of the crazy staffing shortages at Nav Canada for the last… several decades, a thing the U.S. has decided to voluntarily do to themselves

all walk on fares should be free, and fares should be discounted if you live on the island. this could be paid for through a complex series of rules to determine those with the most resources contribute the most to society. i shall call this bold new idea "progressive taxation".

some nights you just get the perfect dose of sleep and it hits exactly right and suddenly its like "holy shit is this how i'm supposed to feel all the time"

accidentally detransitioning because I ignore my calendar notifications and weekly reminders to do my shot

planning life with an undefined future surgery date is crazy hard and does absolutely make me sound like i'm obsessing over it (i am)

I HAVE CHANGED THE SEXUAL CHARACTERISTICS. PRAY I DO NOT CHANGE THEM ANY FURTHER

crazy to think that today is five years since I started HRT

us-east-1 shits, everybody wipes

fixing a shit ass car is one of the best ways to work out inner rage can I whack this important part with a hammer? yes, it’s a car and is made to take thousands of pounds and slam it around at high speed. my weak ass arms aren’t doing any damage. whack the shit out of it until it’s loose

adhd is taking a quick break to grab a coffee during work and realizing 15 minutes later that you did not grab coffee but instead have done laundry and also moved some recycling around because it must be appropriately staged before taking it out or else it won't get done

I love picking up packages in industrial areas because they won’t try to deliver a second time or even on the date they originally say. Always an adventure in urban planning dismay

Babygirl you are so offputting and abrasive and clearly have at least one personality disorder. I’m thinking I’ll develop a crush on you that, god willing, will go absolutely nowhere

happy thanksgiving i burnt some bread that turned out nice still

why do i still have to pay $160 to change my passport if i dont want to end up in a gulag if a domestic flight gets diverted due to weather?

actually insane that this is a thing we have to do still is it not obvious that caring about people even if they don’t give a shit is an objectively good thing? no wonder society is so cooked sometimes

"I'm sad, here's why that's your problem now" (1/283)

Fun fact: despite the enormous land mass, the population-weighted density of Canada — basically the density experienced by the average person — is the same as Denmark and close to the Netherlands. Canada and Denmark are 3,000 people per km², while the Netherlands is 3,400/km².

lately i've been thinking a lot about acceptance and tolerance in different places i've lived, and i honestly and legitimately think that i prefer how it is in canada over anywhere else i've visited or lived.

I can only imagine that, if they overturn conversion therapy bans, that will truly only help asylum claims for trans Americans in Canada considering it is a criminal offence to provide, promote, advertise, perform, or profit from conversion therapy.

coffee tastes better with company

they should invent a type of adhd medication that doctors are willing to give to women

can't wait until i have to walk five blocks to get my mail so i check the app before to see if anything was delivered but the app is always off by a few days so instead i wait a couple extra days and when i get to the mailbox it has been broken into and someone stole my debit card