how it feels to be the only person in the entire world who doesn't use microsoft for email

Microsoft has finally found a solution that blocks 100% of inbound spam email

Ted Cruz is going to the god damn moon for this one apnews.com/article/wint...

Carney should have been a limp progressive conservative PM in boring times full of dull technocratic slow news days. He should have had his own Mike Duffy Swiss Chalet scandal. But my guy is telling the whole world Canada is about to go 1814 again lmfao

2026 Prediction: Mark will call up his pal in France and politely ask to borrow a couple neutron bombs for like 2 weeks, a month tops

COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS

My favourite genre of food is disgusting looking but delicious shit the Quebecois used to eat

Imagine thinking Greenland is real… it’s obviously part of the ice wall at the edge of the flat earth

hey train perverts wanna see the shinkansen cloaca

I’m Canadian so I thought when you get “tossed in the loonie bin” it was the big bucket full of one dollar DVDs

i played bee movie the game on xbox 360 and if you've ever wanted to see jerry seinfeld suffer, this is the game to play youtu.be/fBcv9G9DyOc

Last chance to evacuate America’s economy (before it is recycled)

Make gambling sketchy again,,, I can’t even find a good bookie anymore because all these stupid apps put them all out of business

if "FCKGW" means something to you, it's time to get your will prepared (you are old now)

This will be the year I finally find some treasure and look at one or two cool birds. Maybe go somewhere like Winnipeg. Gonna be a banger.

your top 5 home cooked breakfasts of 2025, wrapped 5. june 11- two hard boiled eggs, salt and pepper, eaten over the sink 4. september 3- two hard boiled eggs, salt and pepper, eaten over the sink 3. february 23- two hard boiled eggs, salt and pepper, eaten over the sink 2. november 14- two h

Big Grist invented “eco” toilet paper to punish hippies and cheapskates

Prediction: there will be a WWE event and/or a “kid rock” concert at the venue formerly known as the Kennedy Centre in 2026

Could you imagine a world without AI?

OH NO all the names are VMwaffen

Going to go pay my respects at the Victims of Broadcommunism memorial

I’m now officially a heretic. We always knew it but it’s legit now. I’ll be finalizing the paperwork on Monday

can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot

This is a good thing right

What do you call a Dutch ghost? A Poldergeist

Mounting the wisdom teeth around the back of my head, just like a jeep

I was sick of being a greasy pizza guy so I got a gig uninstalling bonzi buddy from old peoples computers that reeked of cat piss and darts. Then pivoted to crawling around in Asbestos Basements. Finally, learned the powerful ancient runes that make the lights blink. Now, no more asbestos or cigs!

The lamb spends its life fearing the wolf, but becomes a delicious pie at the hands of the sheppard

Imagine how much better a Costco parking lot would be if everybody took a horse instead of a car. Beautiful chaos

Do we start calling it ClownFlare or CloudFail?

Like it or not this technology is here to stay and if you don’t use it you’ll fall behind in your industry

Something’s happening with the blue jays? Idk, I only follow Saskatchewan sports

This is all really feeling like a season finale. And just when it’s all wrapped up we’ll get a cliffhanger that somebody was an alien the whole time. The writers are really phoning it in lately

Did Hillary *know* that the guy across from her on the stage was cranking Billy”s hog???

Happy Exploding Whale day to all who celebrate www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUct...

Watching x files in 2025 is crazy because the entire premise of the show is just “what if the us government was competent”

a couple years ago i contracted with one of subway's ad agencies for a small rotating sandwiches collab that ultimately they decided not to publish and i never did anything with. today feels like a good day to post one of them. here's my favorite subway sandwich, the veggie delight

great day for the legal theory of "not guilty if it's funny enough"

NOT GUILTY BROTHER. Writing JURY NULLIFICATION with the mustard tonight 

I hope things stay Obama (2008) and don’t get all Obama (2012)

Oh my god it was right after the chorus dropped too

I am pure of heart and mind. I have a clean conscience. I am morally uncompromised. I have never once been to California.

Big Herb doesnt want you to know this but you can reuse the same bay leaf for ever. Mine is five years old, it’s been in every kind of soup and it’ll be the one I pass along to my grand kids

Baseball would be so much better if they were all completely wasted. I want to see them try to hit that ball when they’re holding back nine coronas and a litre of piss. Bring back the Boggs thing

happy halloween i am ready to confuse some trick-or-treaters

I denounce the decadence of the “buffet” The people demand the traditional comfort of the “smorgasbord” that the bourgeois have taken away!

cannot wait to see the god damn Van Allen belts ripping the shit out of those 3nm pieces of nvidia shit. unlike "starcloud" i can microwave a 5090 for twenty bucks a pop and make so much more value for shareholders

us-east-1 shits, everybody wipes

It turns out it was Virginia, not Ohio, that was skibbidi all along #aws