Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some Zen to the timeline

Hey @gailsimone.bsky.social do you knoe about @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social ? Great author, fantastic threads. You two have in Common that you both Provide a light in These dark Times. (The Real jokes are in the Alt Text btw). Thank you both, and have a fabulous evening!

I like cooking but I am not a great cook or anything. What I do have is a hobo's sense of adventure

Loot that Drops after defeating me: 1) thick glasses 2) a Letter opener disguised as a golden pen (+1 dmg) 3) a handpainted Token for the TableTop Tavern Shenanigans (magical item?) 4) a 3D printed Pick that unlocks shopping carts (instead of taking a coin) 5) multiple lighters (+2 fire dmg)

This is just one of the many reasons i like the brothers Green.

I didn't say it. The Germans did.

I'd argue that the AI wasn't art until it was eaten

Post a game you remember playing rhat nobody Else remembers. Case in point: kill krush n destroy 2: krossfire The jokes are in the Alt text.

Good morning !

The Rhine

I made this work in 2012. I filled a humming top with plastic objects found in the stomach of one albatross chick on Kure Atoll (Northwestern Hawaiian islands). 340 g. Cigarette lighters, plastic fragments, toys and mainly bottle caps. There is a reason why the lids no longer come off the bottles!

Trying to go shopping. Bike lock is frozen. I get it open. Bike stand wont fold in - also frozen. Try the App to rent one of those eScooters. First one, Qr Code has been scribbled over. Second, brakes frozen. 3. Gas Lever frozen Solid. 4. Full Batterie, but acceleration is slower than walking.

Bill Watterson could do Sin City but Frank Miller could not do Calvin and Hobbes

Which one of these enchanted places would you most like to walk into? ✨ Prints of all three are available: b17fcc.myshopify.com/collections/...

So smart

I Am What I Eat*

Today is J.R.R. Tolkien's birthday! Born in 1892, Tolkien paved the way for modern fantasy literature and his creativity continues to inspire the minds of many to this day. ✨ 📸 | Tolkien, Bournemouth, July 1965 Oxford, Bodleian Libraries, MS. Tolkien photogr. 7, fol. 75r (c) Tolkien Trust, 2015

Thank God the year of hell is officially over! Hey wait what’s that text that just started hovering over me?

Papa is reading us a german customer review of a car rental in the furthest reaches of Norway like it is the Christmas story, all is right with the World. Happy holidays 🎄

It’s Hanukkah, so I’m going to repost the seasonal Marvel fan comic that @brandtandstein.com and @deezoid.bsky.social and I made back in (gasp!) 2018. I’m still awestruck at how great Ted & Ro and Dee’s art is in this. Enjoy!

Hey, @alexdecampi.bsky.social Thanks for Reversal. I thought it was a page-turner, with great characters that tug on the heart-strings. And funny! Thanks, i needed a laugh 🫶

My secret Bluesky identity is to protect my employers and more respectable family members from my unvarnished sense of humour.

Much obliged.

I make each of my flower necklaces by casting real flowers in silver incl snowdrop & bluebells. I also hand-sculpt much-loved bird species to make wearable versions incl wrens & blackbirds 20% off my jewellery atm with code TINYOWL20 Cut off day for🌲orders is Tue 25 Nov: www.etsy.com/uk/shop/silv...

Lernen something about sea chanteys today! Great read 😁

Because everyone needs a timeline cleanse and look... SHEEP!! 🐑 Also the captions 😂 xxxx

It is 20°C / 68 °F in germany right now. In November. Talk about "cooked".

Hey Mr. @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social Do you have any thoughts on where to make ingress, for the very first time, into your body of work? I previously liked your story about your parents magic Art room! My *ship* just Came in. (After being stranded in a postal harbor with weird opening hours).

I am turning 26 today so all of my art prints, postcards and stickers are -26% with the code 26. Valid for the next 18h. 🍃 syystuuli.bigcartel.com/category/pri... #natureart #illustration #pienyrittäjä

If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars", "Star Trek", "Doctor Who", or "Transformers".

I’ve never donated to Wikipedia before but I set up a small monthly donation as a fuck you to the world’s richest psychopath.

Lmao Communication. So important. www.dw.com/en/german-po...

The aws outage in the US that disabled so many Web Services, man. Used to be you bought the Software, and as long as the Power staid on you could work. Now? Better hope the Power, your ISP, every Single webapp Server, and the cloud Services stay online, or you might as well go home.

I read the test piece bellow, and now i'd even PayPal for shipping. Hope this applies to outside the UK, otherwise good luck to everyone!

it was very important to me in the production of this book that we be authentic and I said to the publisher I said we simply MUST inconvenience the reader, this is about integrity

Insert joke here about how i bought @deathbybadger.bsky.social 's great little book, and the pages are stuck together 😂 Go get yourself the pratchet-like ramblings of this funny guy in ISABELLA NAG AND THE POT OF BASIL

Oh NO!

Those who don't learn from the past are doomed to repeat it Those who DO learn from the past are doomed to yell "AAAAARRRRGGGHHHH" all the time

SPERM WHALE EATING A GIANT SQUID--filmed probably for the first time *ever*!!! 🌊🦑🐳

Yooo @deathbybadger.bsky.social Look what just arrived! Been waiting excidedly for this one.

Well put

Sorry for german only content, but behind this clickbaity title of "what did the middle ages call itself during that time" is actually a pretty decent historical rundown of Christian thought of the time that made a few Things click for me concerning modern US sects www.swr.de/swrkultur/wi...

Little thought on AI: ChatGBT has Not only read all of Sokrates, and all his Interpreters. It has also read every dumbass joke and wrong idea about him. And you're rolling that die. A Popularity contest between finite good ideas and Infinite "Put glue in your Spaghetti sauce to make it stickier".

happy Judgment Day Day to all who celebrate

So the sandwich guy ... beat the wrap

TGIF