horny singles have breached the defensive perimeter

i think i would let roman roy ruin my life for a two-month period

*girl pointing at the mirror, realizing she has hips for the 30th time today* are you seeing this shit???

i need to fuck a kel dor unprotected

is there a more efficient way to move a bunch of follows from one account to another than adding them to a list one by one (thanks for taking FOREVER mobile bsky)

good god i need to get out of my own head about shit or else the exact thing that has me worried will haprn

nine games, baybeee

homestuck is a story about the horrible consequences of having a male alter

i'm too lazy to make my own purchasing decisions, so: which one of the little emulation handhelds that's smaller than a phone and $150ish or less is most goodest for playing RPGs at work

Thinking about this quote from Persepolis creator Marjane Satrapi again.

i'm kinda like if the venus of willendorf was a secretary

Foxes in Snow #digitalart

where's my $12.99/mo subscription service where they just ship me a random HG monthly

ripping ass in such a way that comprises copyright infringement

i need help from someone who's autistic about office supplies. what's the peak of staple removers, i'm going through like 7-9 years of documents and i am sick of this wretched stock cheap thingie

like seven of the same guy all work together to force our main hero to age regress, with one of the few things stopping him being a tulpa of his boyfriend

it is endlessly funny that kingdom hearts consists of the coming-of-age story of three children getting constantly derailed by pan-universal politics stemming from one old man who was basically an antivaxxer for the soul, across the battleground of the disney animated canon

It was believed in medieval times that hedgehogs had spikes so they could roll over fruit to carry home to their children, which is not true but is a really cute idea

"hang on, i was busy demiurging" - zoe carmilla hawthorn

riveted for her pleasure

I just don't like the direction Bandai has been taking with their AVGN Master Grades

everyone's transition looks different but i think the process of how the excitement and infinite possibility of early transition softens into the mundaneness of daily living without even thinking about it is so beautiful. and i think both ends of the spectrum can benefit from each other

am i really about to fucking write a classpecting document help

watched There Will Be Blood (2007) for the first time tonight and this is how i feel in the most positive light

sometimes it strikes me just how foundational certain parts of my identity and experiences are that are so unrelatable as to be alien to 90% of people

public universal fender bender

they say dress for the job you want not the job you have so i wear a nursing bra to work everyday

*girlfailure screech*

she wore this while leaping off a motorcycle and stopping a fight with a single proclamation

Lego Launches a New Trans Pride Campaign Supporting Bricks of All Kinds

your cat at 3am:

whatever fuck said that the most beautiful pair of words is "cellar door" clearly never heard of the words "dishwashing liquid"

Literally obsessed with this pic I got of one Cedar Waxwing getting very mad at another for drinking in the same spot as him despite there being a whole stream

the dark thoughts won (lilac convinced me to buy the lucky charms)

hunter estrogen thompson

a short rundown of my system: 💜 violet - host, resident fat MILF-in-training 🦊 lavender - teenage dirtbag (affectionate), big feelings haver 👑 indigo - queen mother, protector and proper grammar user 🐶 lilac - troublesome little goldie puppy, professional antics doer

#リオル #Riolu 리오르 오랜만에

Fuck every single soldier that is like, “I fought in a war zone, ICE is bad!” Combat troops have a hell of a lot more blood on their hands than ICE or cops. They are all part of a system of a mass violence that hunts and murders. Fuck ICE, fuck the police & fuck the US military

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does anyone have a scrivener 🐣 because i bought it years ago, barely used it, couldn't upgrade to the latest version, and now i can't even find the old version to use my old key

hey if teenage you had a really oddly high investment in her story and playing as Max when the game came out in 2015 - how's life now that you're a few years into being on estrogen?