[nose bleeding profusely] i hate when i get hypnotized by mind control latinas with orbology

putting together a non-essentials amazon wishlist and immediately feeling like the most selfish motherfucker in the world, as ya do

this is mauve!!!!!

@sarasoci.al has led to me discovering askAGP and i'm gonna make it the mods' fucking problem

this is the most mauve fennec to ever mauve

👑 Certified Boy Mom moments. God, I'm so full of pride and joy...

if men are ontologically bad then you can never hold men to a higher standard. i dont wanna think like that

this is an uncomfortable topic because it touches on multiple radioactive unquestionable taboos. but it must be said: every kink can be explored ethically. yes, even that one. it is, however, impossible to ethically teach someone to be terrified of their own desires & to judge the desires of others.

it doesn't matter that the furry is self-aware, happy, and hurting no one; their fap material is icky and that's immoral. but spreading an ethos of shame and repression, peddling social conservatism, normalizing mob violence? well maybe it's not pretty but at least they're not gross perverts!

apropos of nothing, i think a polyamorous it/its transgender furry who commissions nsfw art of their sona getting railed by dogs is substantially less weird & socially maladapted than a certified normie who fingerwags about gooner porn addiction and believes kinks are a sign of moral degeneracy.

:^)

hey where IS delilah

autistic with a restrictive diet from a rebellious subculture call that uncrustablepunk

this motherfucker biffed it so hard that my *mom* called to ask if i was okay a week later. and gave a sigh of relief when i told her we dumped him

didnt know oshawott was a bbwarrior like that

lrt yeah sure i'll repost that

🐈magenta body language guide.

knocking up a clocky girl call that putting a bun in the brick oven

wow what an ass

feeling a growing sense of nausea when i think about last weeks and what i'm gonna have to do in a few

Glory to the Venezuelan proletariat and death to America. May defeat of the capitalist intervention come swift and bloodless and see the workers of Venezuela take back what they are owed.

"Maduro is a brutal authoritarian dictator," I wisely intone, as the corrupt demented paedophile US President violating Constitutional Law while operating a gestapo and concentration camps illegally arrests a foreign leader on charges which read like they were written on a paper placemat in crayon.

they aren't even bothering to manufacture consent by making up some cover story anymore. didn't need an excuse like 9/11 with bush. trump just going up on stage and being like yep we're bombing them for oil. they know they can do anything and the press and much of congress will still rationalize it

once had someone mad at me and call me i was being pretentious for using the word "tchotchke"

incomplete list of some new years resolutions: - make more stuff - (esp AGGSLU 2/3) - try and get more serious about my health issues - do less harm yet take less shit - figure out what the fuck Magenta's deal is - kiss my Chicago area girls again - (and get one on her hormones) - lactate

2026 will be year of tje FUPA im callin it here folks

@varina.vootcaboot.gay this is a good sign

is 2026 gonna be my year? not sure but i know i won't let it be theirs

🐦‍⬛ I'm not transmasc but I believe in their beliefs.

finally... people who understand how Fuckable the MMZ designs are

this is what mauve looks like btw

I FUCKING TOLD YOU

This Christmas, I think it's important to remember the reason for the holidays by honoring that winter-centric savior that died for us all So I put Matoro on a cake

autodefenestraphilia

making a window-heavy counter strike map called de_fenestration

what's placeholder drywall made out of? mostly lorem gypsum

🦊 at the end of the day, i am a coward trying to overcome that fact. in so many ways. explains a lot about me, at the end of the day.

help i'm always so terrible at towers of hanoi

A frictionless life makes a very sick adult.

this is me

dilf stands for dame i’d like to fumble

moving. bye everyone

can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot