"Pokemon" is short for "pocket monsters". "Digimon" is short for "digital monsters". Therefore, "salmon" is short for "saltwater monsters". (You might object: salmon spend a big part of their life in freshwater. But pokemon spend a big part of their life outside pockets too!)

??? FUCK

GUYS NO WAY I CAN'T BELIEVE IT 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

hey alina guess what

they've flanderized me all i make now is problematic media and sex jokes

another addition to ponzu's doghouse

youre a sigma 67 rizzler that's so skibidi twin

ナンジャモ #ポケモン #Pokemon

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any girls want me to bully them? you may be surprised at how good i am with it

i love bullying weak little girls

There's no backwards compatibility anymore

13:37 leet

Oral Packer www.findagrave.com/memorial/776...

it would mean a lot to me if you read this and even share it in the off-chance that it helps someone the smallest bit.

while we're on the topic of mental health and stuff please i beg you read the thread i have pinned. and please don't interpret it as simply "oh ok basically i won't be mean to you" cause it is not that straightforward

well he died doing what he loved

*clicks finger* Sit, girl.

Please help. I don't know what to do anymore.

Jax doesn't like herself very much. #tadc #jax

LRP jesus christ

Everyone's friend (1/3)

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Ikamusume: Pretty Derby

i am? 👉👈🥺

shinji's friend rei knows how to bust a cap when she's not fighting aliens she's taking a nap without asuka from germany everybody would be lost her country is responsible for the holographic map

hi oomfs

ok look I gotta admit twitter is all janky and evil now but there's content you can't find anywhere else, like this just showed up on my for you page

not to mention the closure of the ps3/vita stores which was honestly a- huh? w-waow it's so big i- w-wait i'm not ready i'm not re- *PLAPPLAPPLAPPLAP* *heart symbols now surround the scene*

tbh playstation going digital only is just- wait what are you doing??? s-STOP!!! we're sisters! we shouldn't be doing thi- mpph- mmmm~

when you drop your game boy color on the sidewalk and the screen gets damaged

I Fucked Hank !

yeahh this industry is fucking crashing again lol

"so we're retiring physical copies and going digital only. oh yeah also we removed access to movies you purchased and we're gonna shut down the psn store on some platforms so you can't buy games digitally even if you desired so. isn't the digital-only future exciting?" - sony

im trans and disabled and cant get a job and me and my partners have to move in the next two weeks. would appreciate absolutely anything

call me -les the way i beat off to your wife

is that projared

daimon masaru in savers

france vs. super smash bros.

Charlie Kirks soul when they take the Tenor api down