Not a fan of this app when I can’t seem to upload media from my camera roll or gifs take 80 years to load

When dogs make a mess, they do not care about where the mess goes bc the mess definitely follows them EVERYWHERE

Came home & Delta got a pair of my shoes in the bed with her. Miss ma’am, what is you doing ?!

Corporations must really hate making money. No more baby back ribs & bbq sauce for the foreseeable future

Where and when is the rapture!?

Stomach making sounds like Biz Markie. Might have to sit Muay Thai out tonight

I have 200+ hours into Arc Raiders and I still don’t have the game maps & loot paths memorized. I really just be vibing out and doing whatever

That’s crazy because imma look while still not going inside of Target

What did MJ say, “baby I’ll stay, Heaven can wait”

I run up the tab if the company is paying for it. It’s the least they can do for making me leave my house a few times a weekn

So … 21 Jump Street?

Where my draft dodgers at?!

Anyone who can make these spam/scam calls and mail that looks like a cheque regarding loans you never applied for illegal? Can get my vote. Ok not just anyone but that shit needs to have repercussions of spamming people multiple times a day + deceptive mail. JFC.

Was bout to head out for a quick jog before work and then I realized the time. 🙃

I hate looking for an Airbnb. Every house has something that I hate. Gorgeous views, great price but 3 hrs from airport. Views close to airport and fun but prison bunk ass room decor Great decor, views and close to airport but 9 thousand dollars.

It’s only 11am. It feels like it should be at least 3:35p

I have serious brain fog today. Please do not disturb

Nothing is more embarrassing than gassing out from holding pads. My stamina is trash

NO MONEY. NO SKILLS. JUST EXPENSIVE TASTE.

I hate all of the AI content on socials. The AI influencers as their stolen content really bogs down my algorithm & makes me use social media that much less

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I am hungry & sleepy

Moving multiple times as a kid and restarting each time.

Seriously, go look at the sunset. #EastHarlem

Bottomless mimosas will never win against me

MAXIMUM EFFORT!! Just Do It.

Letssagooo

I’m really bout to be in Kenya in less than 10 days. Never would have thought my first trip to the continent would be financed in full by my employer. A nigga could get use to business travels

Living in a high rise is cool until the elevator goes out and you gotta climb 17 flights of stairs.

This is exactly the tactic Wile E Coyote used to try on the Roadrunner 😭

Everyone had to put $7 on it. 5 for the smoke and 2 for the roll-up!

We had a dude sold $5 Kush tubes when I was in undergrad. Smmfh.

Me, liking random peoples posts.

We use to be a proper country! Dime & nickle bags use to take us soooo far

Is NYC experiencing an earthquake? Why is my apartment shaking?

Free healthcare, improved public transit, high-speed cross country rail, or student loan forgiveness. Just a few things that could benefit the American people. $5 billion spent in under 7 days is crazy

People be like, why you smoke in the morning? You ain’t even gave the day a chance. OR maybe I’m giving myself a chance for the day? Ever thought of that?

I really need these scammers to find something better to do. Please go back to email scams. Stop texting & calling my phone

Hurt my calf today. It ain’t gone stop me from going to Muay Thai

What a crazy move. Sony games have done extremely well when released on PC. I feel like PC sales for certain Sony titles are higher than for the PS5

I aint got too many more “4+ hrs of meetings” days left in me breh 🫠

There has to be an easier way to wrap my hand wraps after I launder them. I will not be one of those fighters that keep tangled wraps in my bag

Why are there so many yts walking around Spanish Harlem so casually at night?

Lmao! Can’t be serious all the time. Having to be serious at work is already a chore

That man has amazing healing ability because looking at his ear, you couldn’t tell it’s been shot at and/or grazed by a bullet

I wish I could use to to buy property abroad

Really debating on making the transition from smoking to edibles.

Can Iran direct those bombs to the servers with my student loans? Tap the servers that house the promissory note for my mortgage, too, while the rockets are hot