It’s really been 10 years since I moved to NYC with a job offer & $1k to my name

Lela Rochon still fine as dolphin eyelashes

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Maybe I don’t work on Fridays bc it’s definitely that time

It’s the homie @capntrippz.blacksky.app birthday!

I’m finna walk around nyc with a window puncture tool. I’m tired of cars not giving pedestrians the right away, especially at crosswalks. I bet they be more mindful when that window shatters

please, no humiliation rituals today

Did the Hawks know they got a game today?

I ain’t real life popular

I need these 25mg to hit me right in the face. Booting up Saros and getting back to it

Found out The Kid got her first job but she ain’t tell me yet. Apparently, she ain’t too thrilled bc she don’t wanna talk to people. Lmao I’m excited for this chapter in her life

These aren’t the same neighborhood dogs from the winter. Who are these niggas ?!

This got me leaning because how else do you explain that a nigga left his family and home on Christmas to go fight a nigga in another city who said he wasn’t showing up… All over Kobe Bryant. And then he dropped a diss track.

I'm still very much confused about the thought of exposing leading to a house of cards crumbling. Yall the mob now? Wtf did I miss?

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Who Gutted The Voting rights act ???? Because it was not Black people

Why does this panel exist & where can I read the rest 🤣🤣🤣

Being exposed to US network TV ADs during the NBA playoffs and it's incredible how much AI is shoved a lot of ADs. Car ad - AI render of the car driving. Food ad - everyone is AI in the ad eating the food. Cat food ad - all the cats are AI. AI tells are odd lighting and frame rate hitching.

HMart hits everytime

I feel like Black Twitter died when they did that documentary and we didn’t really know any of the people they interviewed.

That Black Twitter documentary didn’t even tell the audience not to fret cuz it wasn’t hittin that no more.

Someone just out a 7:30a call on my calendar for tomorrow. I’m bout to riot. Three mornings of 7am calls in a row 😩

Ya know one “punishment” that never sat right with me is when teachers had you write a sentence 100+ times. This lil time sink ain’t finna stop me. “I will not throw paper balls in the classroom” Bc imma do it again when I’m done writing

22 years ago, I used to stack shelves like these at Gamestation in the UK… now I’m on them ❤️

I gotta get birthday & anniversary gifts 6 days apart. Please, pray for my pockets. I ain’t gone make it

Don’t let the military get hold of this

But the ballroom?

Both of my books are on sale again. $10 bucks on Kindle and like $13 bucks on Amazon which is awesome. The Diablo Cookbook is only $17 which is timely because that expansion cooks! (get it...cooks...) amzn.to/4cFx3oD amzn.to/49kb6t5

Porpoise coochie marmalade?

Lemme renew my passport now so I ain’t gotta see his ugly ass face for the next 10 years whenever I travel

Being in a relationship with another gamer is great! I ain’t gotta bring my PS5 over bc she already got one. Done with work,playing Saros starring @rahulkohli13.bsky.social & having a blast

I feel like when you really lean into behind single and it’s advantages, you can 1) enjoy every moment of every day and 2) actually have a gauge on who will be the right partner for you, if you choose to go that route

I don’t think people exploit their singleness enough. The benefits of being single should actually match or exceed that of being in a relationship. But if you’re too busy tryna find a partner, you’ll miss all that.

What in the Bawitdaba?!

Wonder if I could pull off a Harvey Birdman cosplay

In Her apartment working while she’s away on business. I’m bout to use all her skincare & hair products today. Imma look & feel fabulous on these zoom calls

(Call that professional TV mounter tho)

The pros do some cool shit!

Saros is so good!

Now what reason could you have to bringing a citi bike into an apartment?

Looking forward to this evening’s walk with Delta. Maybe I can get some shadow boxing and jump ropes in too

Someone I went to HS with 16 year old son has runaway and she on FB posting like she’s the victim. There are always 2 sides to a story but that child is the victim here

My driving Uber Joke

I found myself browsing the dispensary page for some pre-rolls but then remembered I’m suppose to be giving my lungs a break. Edibles really don’t hit the same

Work is not in the cards this afternoon it seems

Damn, lemme see if I can stream Red Dwarf. I could use some British comedy to lighten the day

Jermaine reminds me of Cat from Red Dwarf (Cat is much cooler & stylish of course)

The park near me has no access to a public restroom. The portable jawns were removed once the restroom installation was finished but now that’s got a pad lock. What a waste of tax payer funds Make it make sense.

That weekend was a blink. Back to work I go.

Them: "think of the children!!!!" Me: omg yes you are so right. we should abolish child prisons, stop funding militaries that slaughter children, ensure every child has access to medical care and healthy food, provide mental health counselors in schoo-- Them: NO WE MEAN CENSOR THE INTERNET!!!