"we don't have bums here but if we did, we wouldn't rush them. we'd let them take their time"
"you don't win friends with salad"
"dorkus malorkus" "tomacco"
"my cat's breath smells like cat food"
"I bent my wookie"
"hot stuff, coming through!"
"I choo-choo-choose you"
add a skeleton here at some point
13 days ago