The Pope is only weak on crime because the Pragmatic Sanction of Bourges bars him from piloting the Gundam they keep in the Vatican vaults

In Woke 2 we are finally going to change the name of Alabama to Ruthkanda

jd vance negotiating with Iran

Bad news gang: JD Vance brought the Grink to the Islamabad negotiations 😓

lol. Lmao.

It's absurd we have multiple sitting reps, and we don't know how many, who are only able to win reelection because our tax money paid accusers in private.

Well SOMEBODY is crazy…

It seems like something is shifting

i will never forget how elon musk said absolutely nothing at all about the NASA artemis ii mission except one post making fun of that women who took the photo of the launch in the reflection of her glasses. he hates space

Sorry I’m late, I had to harness up two dozen rabbits to pull my whimsical sled through the woods

Monsanto petitioning the Supreme Court to change the legal status of the poor to “mulch”

Got a whole mess of Bunniculas draining my garden white

Integrity, Loud and Clear

If democratic leadership doesn't like accelerationism then why are they doing everything possible to empower accelerationists?

Quam Digbey and the Hum Buns

A walk so pleasant it counts as a stroll

Finally! Time enough to … sleep?

No matter what we think of him now, David Koresh could absolutely shred on the electric guitar

Of course President Trump was the first person online to crack the most racist way possible to post a snuff film. The man never sleeps because he’s always innovating new ways to be awful and rotten

Finally!

Activating the holographic image embedded in the chest plate of my armor to summon my energy animal, a giant stink bug that everybody hates

Melania should be the second banana on RFK Jr’s new podcast to make the audio even more repulsive to listeners

Shaving my head to deter the rat that keeps forcing me to cook fine cuisine

The heirs to Dumb Action Movie Guy rn are probably Eiza Gonzalez and Mary Elizabeth Winstead. I’d love to see Mary Elizabeth Winstead star in an absurd action movie as a regular lady pushed too far

BREAKING: Following the American threat of an “Avignon Papacy,” Robert Kennedy has begun a Diet of Worms

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Hey it’s what everyone wanted! A long form podcast featuring the raspy tones of RFK Jr’s garbage disposal voice! Listen in amazement as he winges and moans about bullshit that is incredibly easy for anybody who hasn’t spent most of their life using heroin to disprove!

Confirmed

Amazon guy’s pet newspaper trying to normalize peeing in bottles huh?

"This is what you get when you elect Republicans." Every Dem within 100 feet of a camera needs to be saying this repeatedly. Every time we elect Republicans, we get dumbass wars, tax cuts for rich people, and financial crises. Every time. Fucking say it!

Destroying bad faith right wing buffoons with basic follow up questions should be a defining trait of this election cycle

Oh crap, my mirror is haunted by a dead 19 year old who keeps trying to looksmaxx me

he still needs to be dragged out of office in chains btw. nothing has changed

Wokka wokka

The year is 2029 and I am standing on a scaffolded platform speaking to a large gathered crowd: “Their voting record is clear, the accused voted for Trump three times. What do we call the people who did so?!” The whole crowd suddenly more agitated: “GUILTY!!!” The guillotine blade drops

Trump was elected to wipe the trauma of the first black president from American history, a task which included scrapping the nuclear deal that had the US in a much better strategic position than before this needless, unconstitutional war of choice against Iran

“Being humbled on the global stage by the country we’ve demonized for 50+ years is good actually”

the GOP loves replacing public infrastructure with a toll road. From a "Dallas" point of view, the Strait situation makes a certain kind of sense

Robocop is about grief and sacrifice. Flesh + Blood is about destiny and getting too horny to think right

America hasn’t won a war against an evenly matched opponent in decades but we sure are good at eating

I support Democrats who echo these sentiments and I rebuke all Republicans who have stood down and permitted a madman to get to this point

Imagine being a moderate Republican and getting outflanked on decency, morality, and basic humanity by these four nutters

pretty clear bright line today, anyone in power who isn't doing everything they can to remove him from office deserves handcuffs when this is all over. that includes any democrat who votes for anything he wants

i hope the democrats who lost two elections to a pedophile with dementia, as well as the dem president and his dem AG who chose to do nothing about said pedophile with dementia, feel good about themselves today for maintaining so much decorum

I think what I find even funnier is so many of the "calm down" people don't realize that maybe freaking the country out is a good way to get him gone. You're tired of low info voters deciding the future of the country? Me too! Maybe tell them what's really on the table and they'll take it seriously

JD Vance spending the last crumbs of his political capital in a vain attempt to campaign for Orban days before he receives a crushing once in a generation electoral defeat is ok with me

it's really so beside the point by now, but i cannot believe people gave this psychotic motherfucker a second chance.

If your congressional rep isn’t willing to set off smoke bombs in Congress they aren’t meeting the moment. Jamaal Bowman should have been defended by leadership and elevated, not cast out

Fly me to the moon, let me spread its fucking ass, I’ll show you what I learned in my moonfucking class

"What can Democrats do?" When the South Korean president attempted to declare martial law, South Korean lawmakers literally fought through tanks and military forces and climbed fences to get into their Parliament building to stop him. So, you know, that.