I excel at saying two words at the same time.

don't be insulted by being called old the alternative is death

whole milk will save our nation

Hey BSKY. We're #Minnesota 's neighbor here to the south in #Iowa, but the spillover isn't getting NEARLY as much attention in the media as everywhere else. #ICE is slinking around EVERYWHERE here. Please share so we can get visibility to our mutual aid networks and our community responders!

Yeah, I'm pretty savage. I just sent an email to someone who prefers to be called "David," but I was irritated with him so I called him "Dave" in the message. Brutal. Ruthless. Cruel.

Love you, pass it on

I was in a band in HS named "You're In All Cakes" so that all our fans were always saying "urinal cakes"

Just Comply! - coming from the pusses who couldn't even comply to wear a mask during a global pandemic

Tales From Paradise by Tracy Porter

sick of clowns being out of the circus

bad mood rising

Mega donor is language that should not exist in politics.

Having "conservative values" is just a form of cowardice

i shared my peace prize with you please respond

All I'm saying is, Pennywise could absolutely eat me up

Multiverse of Madness but it's just me taking ketamine in bed

scream cry drum chant pray rinse repeat

Only Farts

I second this sentiment

I knew when I was 15 that I love cats more than most humans

I am sick with rage and disgust. The United States government are terrorists.

yes! i would like to race as a unicorn!

Late night tea and British television is my band-aid for all the bad happening right now.

Equality isn't oppression

is it possible we're ALL on Candid Camera?

i need a thanos snap so every maga everywhere dissolves into rainbow doritos

where is Clarissa? we have some explaining to do

To Wong Foo, What the fuck is this shit !?! Love, Julie Newmar

breaking news: erectile disfunction caused by hating the taste and feeling of vagina has been renamed Stephen Miller Syndrome

does that ice agent know his mommy still hates him?

the hand of god is itching to beat the shit out of us rn

we should be hibernating

Go home to my cats? I would love that. Thanks so much.

gonna need something stronger than Zoloft to survive 2026

it only took me 25 years to realize the butter in butter beer means butterscotch

Protestors please be safe 🖤

To whichever deity there may be, can we get another one of those big bang thingies. I think it's time.

We are none of us alone. Even as I exhale, it is inhaled by others.

Abolish Ice!!!

Zelda (cat) may actually be developing an aptitude to chase mice. Or maybe the ghosts of mice. Whatever it is, it requires a lot of parkour in the middle of the night. Very busy. Very dedicated. Efficacy still unclear.

So do things ever get, like, better?

I hate this country so fucking much

The thing is that we *all* knew that the longer we waited to stop him, the harder it would be. And here we are...

I’ve forgiven way worse idiots.

Sorry but I can’t hear you over these snacks.

I rehydrated your cum sock and am carrying your child, please respond

i left u on read, pls respond

Can we just... not... with Greenland? We don't need Greenland, and it's rude to take countries.