biski has discovered an effective new way to demand i wake up and prepare breakfast: stand fully on my chest and meow in my face

You may laugh but Darth Vader polls well with working class voters in the Midwest.

Nobody could have imagined the future world that would find this funny and why

will never forgive the theme of monkey magic for rhyming "priest" with "west" when "from the east" was right there

Chiitan has a dream. I hope that one day the term LGBT will become a thing of the past. I will continue to spread my message until we live in a world where everyone can love freely and is free from persecution and discrimination. Until then, let's all support each other🤍

i've been on a waiting list for an ADHD assessment for 12 months and it turns out my GP didn't forward one of the required forms so i have not, in fact, been on a waiting list at all i am somewhat upset

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it's not FOR us

biski's favourite food is a type of pate that has a habit of leaking a little gravy when opened. for reasons that aren't worth exploring at this time, some just got into my mouth. and y'all, not going to lie, it tastes pretty good

We’re bringing ass clown manufacturing back to the United States.

my cat just yawned in my face and i can confirm that my cat's breath does indeed smell like cat food

tis the season for explaining that it's not "crazy" for supermarkets to switch the seasonal section from summer to christmas. that's just what seasons there are.

For no particular reason, here's the Best UK Politics Meme Ever

Absolute all-timer sentence in today's @nytimes.com

remember to replace your prosthetic when it gets wilty

he does nothing but wave red flags?

Gonna pop a Tylenol and look at some trains to see what all the fuss is about.

You give them too much credit. A flaw I see in people's analysis of current events is you don't know how to think like a dumb guy.

Dam been writing a book about this and she just TikToked it in 90 seconds.

homophobia and transphobia are a reaction against bodily autonomy and happiness itself. they want to torture us as an extension of the way they torture themselves.

posting this Classic over here in honor of the big man himself. adios bitch

charlie kirk was a bigoted sack of shit and he thought random gun deaths were an acceptable consequence of having the second amendment, i wonder if he revised that opinion in the brief time between getting shot and dying. didn't think your number would come up, didya charlie

Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13

this morning she meowed with increasing urgency until I got up at 6am to feed her. broke out the good pate, her typical morning meal, and she stared at it for a bit before going for a nap. all that sound and fury just to glance briefly at some meat weird little gremlin

it is a true tragedy that charlie kirk will never fulfil his dream of running a restaurant where the food is tiny and looks like regular food but tiny

Like the United CEO - do I approve of extra-judicial vigilante shootings - no. Random assassinations don’t help (this is not a condemnation of all political violence). But do I feel bad for ppl like Kirk when shit that they have openly helped to continue finally happens to them? Also no.

felt the urge to fire up my old #satisfactory save and what even is any of this. good lord.

Modern politics is right wing parties saying “We have summoned The Shadow Lord from the realm of eternal screaming, he shall lay waste to this wretched earth” while sensible centrists say “We’re going to lose the next election if the left keeps moaning about The Shadow Lord.”

I grew up on these streets

Had to get this one out of my head

It's like half of rogue trader.

The beacons are lit, Gondor calls for aid

we all find ways to deal with the heat

biski's favourite thing is demanding cheek rubs and then making it difficult to give cheek rubs lying down she puts her head between her paws and standing up she'll lean into my hand until she's bent over like a pretzel she just tried to put her head in her paws while standing up, and fell over

I hate everyone and everything

Not to worry. I have a Warrant of Trade. #warhammer40k @owlcatgames.bsky.social

my current favourite thing about my cat is that she is developing a non verbal language. i've had cats before but their means of communication all involved standing in the place that a thing occurred and yelling until it arrives biski works a little differently

she likes to take time to eat the morning papers #cats

look at this cat

we went to vets today and she was incredibly chill about the series of dogs in the waiting room after thoroughly checking that the flat has remained unchanged in her absence she's having a nap

if this isn't a film about a bunch of dickheads creating rules to "protect human sports" then these people are cowards

i overslept and rather than meow for food she simply sits and judges me

biski has started watching me play rogue trader. she likes it when i purge heretics.

who disturbs her slumber

i have drawn the cat into my hall of lies