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Otter Core

"Build A Ballroom"

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the new presidential portrait.

Most potential pet owners consider things like breeding, size, coat, intelligence, trainability, and temperament. Often overlooked is the crucially important element of aerodynamics, which can greatly affect your gas mileage, raising the overall cost of ownership significantly.

Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.

Bravo David Hogg for putting repulsive Islamophobe bigot Scott Jennings in his place. 🙌💪👏✊️👇

post-election coverage #satire

This is brilliant

The entire right-wing propaganda machine came after Zohran Mamdani. The president and his allies came after him. Democratic leaders, by and large, did not have his back until the last minute. He still won, turning out historic numbers and inspiring young voters. His politics can win anywhere.

please retire the phrase "i wish i had time to be depressed" 1) nobody has time to be depressed 2) depression doesn't care if you're busy 3) willing yourself to force through symptoms bc you have stuff to do is only effective for mild-medium depression, not severe 4) it's a shitty thing to say

My dad knew Cheney since he was fords chief of staff and would always say “i liked him then. Idk what the hell happened” In the run up to the second Iraq war my dad wrote an article comparing it to the gulf of Tonkin and Cheney himself made sure my father was fired from his gov job Anyway he’s dead

A SUNDAY NIGHT CHUCKLE FOR YOU!!

I am so ashamed of my country’s representatives. The sheer ignorance is staggering.

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America’s still terrified of powerful women in politics. It’s pure misogyny baked into the system. Add race to the mix and it’s on a whole different level of hate that most won’t even admit. Time to get over that shit! Let’s take a step forward on Tuesday. [video: @mollyjongfast.bsky.social ]

If you’re fighting against people having food, you’re not a Christian. THE END

Y'all have to listen to this gentleman eviscerate the Virgina Beach school board. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥👇

Best 3 minutes you will spend on the internet today.

Maybe everything sucks but at least tomorrow we get an extra hour to try and figure out WTF time it is

ICE arresting people on Halloween. Let's talk about it.

Bunch of right wing influencers did Halloween in black face. Let's talk about it.

I’m just going to say it… It’s pretty damn validating to hear Barack Obama say the same things we’ve been shouting for months, and longer.

Ouch.

A GENDER BASED VIOLENCE PROBLEM‼️ The WORLD has a male problem‼️

Perfect response from @neguse.house.gov here. Watch this.

I don't feel bad for Usha Vance or Melania Trump. Neither should you. They know EXACTLY what they're doing. Complicit every single step of the way. They chose this. They participate in it to this day. They're all in.

Tips that could save your life: 1. Never turn your back on ur cat when leaving the rm 2. Don’t ever tell a menopausa… any woman to relax 3. Stop eating 1/2 a donut you look ridiculous 5. Don’t make eye contact w ppl, they’ll want to talk 6. Always be yourself, except in public,than be anyone else

American Oligarchs don’t have enough money to pay more taxes but have enough money to give $300M to the destruction of the White House, bribe Trump by buying $800M in Trump Crypto, and pay military salaries during the Trump Epstein Shutdown. GTFOHWYBS

Not your average cat. 😂🤣👇

Just putting this out there.

Here, I found this! It's because people don't know the truth.

I really don’t understand people throwing tantrums over our tax dollars going toward feeding people. Almost any other time our tax dollars are used it’s to line the pockets of the wealthy or for killing people. But feeding hungry families is where you draw the line?

Me: puts 23 bags of candy on the counter Cashier: you live in a big neighborhood huh? Me: No Cashier: Halloween party? Me: No Cashier: ………… Me: …………

People with six teeth defending people with 4 yachts and 6 mansions. America.

This went well for them. Fox had to switch to audio only for a while.

When there’s something wrong with your paycheck…

This is amazing. And it’s truly the stuff of nightmares.

Here is the ad Doug Ford spent $75 million airing a Reagan-themed “friends and allies” ad in the U.S.and it worked. Trump’s furious and just killed trade talks with Canada over this ad. Please keep this ad circulating! Thank you! #Trump #Tariffs #USDemocracy #Pinks

This is amazing!!

A middle finger to erasure. More of this, please. Now do Black Lives Matter!

If only he were this outraged when dozens of our school children are slaughtered in their classrooms…