Median American voter believes that the mayor of the largest city in the country is a terrorist, and also doesn't particularly care.

My personal favourite from the genre.

in a proper functioning democracy, every election would have a guy who wears the same red beret literally everywhere, to the point where nobody knows what he looks like without it. he should be referred to in the constitution as Hat Guy. if you ever poll below Hat Guy you must end your campaign

No one hates Ken Paxton more than Angela www.texastribune.org/2025/07/10/a...

I do not like this man

someone alert Jake Tapper

ISAAC CHOTINER: It’s just interesting, because my understanding is that you had a pretty good opportunity to destroy the one ring. ISILDUR: No, that’s not— IC: O.K. I: You have to appreciate what was happening. IC: Right. You’re in Mt Doom with the ring— I: Sauron was right there! IC: Sure.

i remember how fucking stupid it was

These guys will be like “it’s a simple fact” and the “fact” is just an extremely racist opinion

one small schadenfreude joy is that donald trump correctly understands that john roberts is a trusted subordinate who is willing to perform acts of corruption on his behalf and treats him that way in public, not understanding that this is humiliating

President Trump’s simpering fealty to Vladimir Putin and Russia is embarrassing and dangerous. Illinois stands with Ukraine, and so should the White House.

KAMALA HARRIS: you didn't just fall out of a coconut tree... MEDIAN SWING VOTER: yes I fucking did how dare you

Hey man sorry to hear about all your political turmoil. Would it help if I scrolled around on the computer all day and drove myself insane?

D O I T F O R H I M

We need an AA for pseudo-intellectuals. Just a regular meeting where these dumbasses can talk about how easily duped they are in a safe space where no one can steal their wallets or have weirdly-named kids with them

had to look this up to make sure it was real www.whitehouse.gov/fact-sheets/...

DeepSeek wants to talk about something else #DeepSeek #AI

When you see drawings like this you know the New York Times has just talked to a group of huge dipshits

ENCYCLOPEDIA - Your mangled brain would like you to know there is a boxer called Contact Mike. YOU - Yeah? Any news on my wife's name? How about my mother? ENCYCLOPEDIA - Nope.

Sorry, neighbourhood character is defined and locked in place only when I, the main character, moved in. All change previous to that was fine because it was leading up to my glorious arrival. Now it's done, so lock it down.

this is pretty interesting. the Post is trying to launder Trump’s extremism, but Trump refuses to believe they’re trying to help him, so he pushes back.

Two disturbed guys rent trucks and commit public acts of violence to deliver explicit ideological messages: one gets the scare story about who radicalized him, the other gets a sympathetic, nonpolitical account of his trauma

I love this website

there are a lot of reasons that incoming presidents don't announce their cabinet choices this far in advance, and one of them is that you're giving opponents an incredible gift of time to dig up dirt