your honor i was beasting on them

Trump says a lot of deranged shit, but, per this Reuters article — and the threats of invoking the Insurrection Act in Minnesota this morning — he is very clearly exploring how to cancel the midterms. www.reuters.com/world/us/fiv...

That thing dogs do with their tongues to blast water up into their mouths where they have to catch it—that counts as cooking. Dogs cook their water.

eating that ambrosial gunk we call chili

rubbing your gmail refresh button raw waiting for the email from the photo lab

wtach this

people figured out that Jonathan Ross was the murderer bc kristi noem mentioned that he'd been dragged by a car in a previous incident. she "doxxed" her own guy lol

I gotta be drawn and quartered

cuomo driving back to westchester blasting “im all fucked up” by this is lorelei on the ford bronco speakers

Monte Dolack, Suburban Refuge, 1984

beans and cornbread lunch... you wanna be me so bad id bet it hurts id bet you're screaming and writhing

pretty interesting ballgame they've got going on tonight

[FRANK BLUE VELVET VOICE] PARMESEAN!?!? FUCK THAT SHIT! PECORINO ROMANO!

I appear as I crest a hill behind you. I am running at you very fast and im listening to bladee on my phone speakers. You can infer from the doppler shift in the song's pitch that i am traveling at a significant fraction of the speed of sound. Then the darkness washes over u

Me and who

They are coming for me

Low key im gonna start k****** people

There are no words for my pain

Anyone know where to get Foma Ortho 400? B&h has 120 but not 35mm

Emailing the Dice staff about how im broke and get no bitches to see if they'll refund my ticket

My life rocks

man, FUCK surface dwellers

It’s been 2 months since it came out that a bunch of NYPD cops, including one of Adams’ bodyguards, helped torture that Italian guy for his crypto wallet.

Its so hard being a shy adult man with the brain of a concussed child

In 1902 a man was killed in New York City when a piano fell from a 16 story height not onto him but onto his horse, which exploded. He was killed by the horse explosion, not the piano.

Oh my god man what the fuck

Okay hear me out.... can you eat earthworms ?

Ppl should really have more yard sales

Might try to get struck by lightning

It's all diminishing

The computer screen in Prince Of Darkness where it flashes "IN FACT, YOU WILL NOT BE SAVED" in big green letters just constantly flashes before my mind's eye twenty four hours per day

It is time for unrestrained summer fun but unfortunately I and very restrained

Its resources will exceed the entire military budgets of almost every country on the planet

i only hear "that's wassup" in joyce voice

newsflash asshole i've been in love with you the whole time

Im gods most distrusting and misanthropic soldier

I wish i could get really sunburned without the pain or permanent skin damage

It's not even that hot

Im gonna be on the news tomorrow im gonna b on the news tomorrow im gonna be on

If you ruin my life i can forgive you for that but it you post something annoying I will remember forever

Imagine a horse with all of its leg bones completely pulverized and that pretty much what it's like to be me

AAA AAA AAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAA

Discover tab.. fully krill yours shelf

I ❤️ removing the bugs/fibers/implants from my skin with a knife

[Clearly having a panic attack] youre often chopped and cooked before youre served and ate