asking the guy at the wine store if he can recommend me a pairing for mac and cheese with hot dogs in it

and after all / that's my knob and balls

*eagle picking at my spleen* this could still be My Summer

[extremely depressed voice] isnt it weird how summer doesn't hit like it used to

committing seppuku because I embarrassed myself in front of a lesbian

100° … im getting so naked when I get home

this is my son Glandon

getting really fed up with x and ig so I'm posting this here. some of my fav photos from the past few months

idk man...sometimes if feels like nobody even cares about invasive zebra mussels

Ah yes.. I understand 😃

food is honestly so legit

32 House Democrats joined the GOP to vote to criminalize bail funds. clerk.house.gov/Votes/2026169

Another Jan. 6 rioter pardoned by President Trump will plead guilty in a separate case involving child exploitation of multiple victims, according to federal court records.

JD vance: guys!! Guys!! What do I do!? Teen groyper that is grooming JD Vance in the groupchat: Put on a big bowtie and carry a big lollipop (slur) Teen groyper grooming JD Vance in the groupchat no. 2: (slur) Teen groyper that is grooming JD Vance in the groupchat no.3: Put on a propeller beanie

Lightning quick flip through IG meme carousel to see if any of them are mine and then it's back to heads down work trying to map out my neighbor's floor plan with my mind by touching our shared wall and closing my eyes

It's just insane the degree to which the federal government has simply declared war on a U.S. state. A punitive war with no discernible objective other than to immiserate its people. bsky.app/profile/apne...

Great, now some weirdo internet pervert wants to lecture us on what's normal 🙄

Really want some fajitas rn

Reddit, Meta, and Google Voluntarily Gave DHS Info of Anti-ICE Users, Report Says https://gizmodo.com/reddit-meta-and-google-voluntarily-gave-dhs-info-of-anti-ice-users-report-says-2000722279

I can carmelize onions in 8 minutes. No, I won't tell you how. also you're disgusting

must've been fucking minging

unmoisturized, in my cage, shitting my little craps

your honor i was beasting on them

Trump says a lot of deranged shit, but, per this Reuters article — and the threats of invoking the Insurrection Act in Minnesota this morning — he is very clearly exploring how to cancel the midterms. www.reuters.com/world/us/fiv...

eating that ambrosial gunk we call chili

rubbing your gmail refresh button raw waiting for the email from the photo lab

wtach this

people figured out that Jonathan Ross was the murderer bc kristi noem mentioned that he'd been dragged by a car in a previous incident. she "doxxed" her own guy lol

I gotta be drawn and quartered

cuomo driving back to westchester blasting “im all fucked up” by this is lorelei on the ford bronco speakers

Monte Dolack, Suburban Refuge, 1984

beans and cornbread lunch... you wanna be me so bad id bet it hurts id bet you're screaming and writhing

pretty interesting ballgame they've got going on tonight

[FRANK BLUE VELVET VOICE] PARMESEAN!?!? FUCK THAT SHIT! PECORINO ROMANO!

I appear as I crest a hill behind you. I am running at you very fast and im listening to bladee on my phone speakers. You can infer from the doppler shift in the song's pitch that i am traveling at a significant fraction of the speed of sound. Then the darkness washes over u

Me and who

They are coming for me

Low key im gonna start k****** people

There are no words for my pain

Anyone know where to get Foma Ortho 400? B&h has 120 but not 35mm

Emailing the Dice staff about how im broke and get no bitches to see if they'll refund my ticket

My life rocks

man, FUCK surface dwellers

It’s been 2 months since it came out that a bunch of NYPD cops, including one of Adams’ bodyguards, helped torture that Italian guy for his crypto wallet.