promoing this damn record again as music is my sole source of income rn cause I have something wrong with my testicle and cant do my job where i walk 10 miles a day

Hello Club Pitt, my old friend I've cum to fuck in you again

My Gay Sauna With André

Be kind, or else.

happy 25th anniversary to a god damn whopper of an album youtu.be/em0MknB6wFo?...

Good morning.

I'm back on progesterone so watch out, Pittsburgh.

Goodnight. Death to America.

Every day.

Just played my favorite game, play along to an album. I ruined Tusk this time, with electric guitar through wah and fuzz pedal.

The reasons we musicians do the stank face when we hit a wicked note is because it hurts us to do such awesomeness. It hurts and we do the face.

They did bottom surgery on a grape

everyday a new company says kill the gays, robots tell me which medicine I am allowed to take country disappears in smoke and dead flame

Ok I repatched everything. Now I can play my synthesizers along with my compact disks

I'm mentally ill 🥰

I shouldn't words I think

long day at the fresh horrors factory

tfw when you are waiting for your chance

In case you didn't hear, we're making all of our music permanently free to download. This is because we believe that anyone who wants it should have access to it, and that streaming services are total bunk. We love you very much.

Dear Strong Bad, How do I *stop* typing with boxing gloves?

*not knowing if I'm talking to a puppygirl, furry, talking canine, or just some dude* dog… I'm tired

When you're right, you're right, Joni Mitchell and Friedrich Nietzsche. Artifice, brutality, and innocence. Wow.

Someone really should at this point.

I shouldn't words I think

This aired 28 years ago

youtu.be/kqCsQCsinK4?... Fuck it, into the woods

Why do I have to eat everyday? Who thought that was a good idea?

I have improved Grandin's Hug Machine. "It looks like you just added a fuck machine to the regular hug machine." As I said, I have improved the Hug Machine.

this is like the invention of the fuck machine but for bottoms who want cigarettes put out on them and smoke blown in their face

here's this again

Wishing all my transsexual friends a lovely shot day.

Once again, I love Pittsburgh.

They shot me up with prep on my way out of central outreach, from a dart gun I think.

The Great Fluoxitine of Cannabis upon Coffee

Ok, calm down hypertext.

Mr Rodgers comes home and swaps his dress shoes for a pair of crocs

breaking news:

I love Pittsburgh so damn much.

Arrgh.

DRUMS

Kinda weird that we send kids to die in war while a dozen men sit on enough money to solve every possible problem humanity faces

Ok, calm down hypertext.

Stop having the economy It’s bad actually to have the economy

“what are some accessories he could use to reconcile with his brother and process recent existential trauma” “uhhhhh”

This part of LOTR is hitting harder than it did the last time that I read it

good fuckin website www.youraislopbores.me