People are really losing their goddamn minds over the Starbucks bear cups.

Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment

Carving our own path.

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I really wish my local food banks either had later afternoon or weekend volunteer shifts available.

this looks like a trick daffy duck would put up to get bugs bunny into "the oval office"

Rainy season has me looking like Scott Summers at my work desk 💀 I really need to look into getting a pair of office glasses with FL-41 tint.

i promise you at absolutely no point in this sentence will you know where it's going next

As an elder millennial who watched countless friends and peers get sold a lie to come back super fucked up from manufactured wars- if there is a Hell, I don’t think any of the circles within it are fitting enough punishment for Dick Cheney.

I have no idea if there is anyone in my followers who likes to volunteer and is in the SF Bay Area, but my ambassadorship needs help this Saturday at a women's trail run in Redwood City. You can do anything from packet pickup to hydration stations to sweeping on the trail. Let me know if interested!

I love how all of my doctors are basically telling me I'm hitting a brick wall because of my stress and I need to take better care of myself but also like, the world is on fire and everyone I know is struggling and it's just really hard. I perpetually feel like I have to start at square one.

I'm just going to keep making shorts to promote this fucking video because our country just keeps doing stuff that proves my point youtu.be/fwJV5xjh0xY?...

Walmart, McDonalds and Amazon are the largest employers of people who require SNAP assistance. The CEOs earned between 18-40 million last year, 1000x their median employee income. They took billions in profits, while their workers relied on SNAP to survive. Wanna fix fraud and abuse? Fix that.

I was laid off from Teen Vogue today along with multiple other staffers, and today is my last day. certainly more to come from me when the dust has settled more, but to my knowledge, after today, there will be no politics staffers at Teen Vogue.

Hey US OFMD crew (I’m so sorry non-US folks, I don’t have the capacity to ship outside the US right now)! Reply to this post if you’re interested in getting a little gift from me as a thanks for donating $10 or more to a food pantry or mutual aid group! I’ll send you a Google form to request one!

Some people waited in line up for 14 hours to receive a food box from a church giveaway. 500 people volunteered to help and they still ran out of food. Remember for every one person a food bank feeds, SNAP feeds 9. By turning off food assistance the regime is starving Americans.

$5M in Shein stock is crazy. to put it in perspective, a child would have to work three billion hours in a Shein factory to earn a 1/10000th of this

Hey Gavin Newsom can you do the most anti Brad and Chad thing and ban LED headlights esp on lifted trucks bc Jesus Christ I feel like I’m being beamed up to the mothership every time and this is a hazard for both pedestrians and other drivers.

Second period was eventful. As a former roller derby NSO who primarily was in the penalty box, I’d had loved to be in there after Celebrini checked someone. Happy to have seen both jingle and fancy shawl dancers 🩷 #thefutureisteal

It’s so nice to see people at the game in their regalia. To the woman on the Jumbotron with the MMIW handprint on her face: I see you and 🫶🏻 #thefutureisteal

SJ Sharks Native American Heritage Night, and they’re playing Jimi Hendrix 🦈🏒🫶🏻 #thefutureisteal

Forever grateful that no matter how fucked up my grandmother was, she always let us be kids on Halloween. Me and my brother would stay out as late as possible trick or treating. We would plan days in advance for what neighborhoods we went to. It’s one of the softest and best set of memories.

Burn what you wanna leave behind. Release whatever habit, pain, coping mechanism and self perception that doesn't serve your current self anymore. Nourish yourself and your loved ones. Pay honor to your deads and ancestors, and for the love of god, don't do blackface. Happy Halloween 🎃🕯️🕸️🕷️

I can’t prove it, but I’m fairly certain these will eat you when you bring them home.

REV. BLACK (who was shot in the head with a pepper ball): “If this is what they’re doing to pastors, journalists, teachers, mothers, and the elderly gathered to sing and pray outside ICE facilities… what might they be doing to our neighbors who are behind those walls?”

Must be Halloween luck, because I normally don’t score all of this Little Debbie deliciousness.

Private equity destroys 200-year-old book distribution company that libraries around the country rely on and now libraries are having trouble getting new books: www.404media.co/libraries-sc...

My mom struggling through a divorce as a single mom with zero support in the late 80’s, being forced to move her family back in with her abusive mother bc we literally had nowhere else to go, then watching her fall apart from Schizoaffective Disorder and stark poverty.

I got two 10lb bag of potatoes and 400 count candy bag for the trick or treaters. We shall see who wins this year: candy or potatoes. Last year it was the taters! 🍬🥔

With food waste as it is on any average day in the USA in the post-war period, a casual reminder:

🚨NEW 2MM 🚨 🏒 Who's a FRAUD and who is for real 10 games into the season? 🏒 Our yearly tirade about the Frozen Frenzy 🏒 Can someone please let Shayna run an NHL broadcast for one day? 🍏https://t.co/u0JsujNylk 🎧https://t.co/apWhC918au

As someone who is 5'3, round, and maybe a little stabby, I'm not sure whether to feel seen or attacked.

I saw a couple women on Reddit suggesting Claritin to help with Perimenopause symptoms; I have a couple left so I’m gonna try it. They also suggested L-Theanine.

I feel like in this day and age this is important information to have. There are signs stating this at every TSA station. When I checked in today I simply told the agent "No thank you :)" and handed him my license. He put it in the scanner and gave it back. They Do Not Need To Take Your Picture.

I miss not feeling like shit all the time 💔

Hey Y'all. Times are about to get tough for people. So the wife and I have put this up on eBay. 100% of the sale price goes to the Oregon Food Bank( free shipping too😁) Would appreciate any help to get the word out so we can help some hungry folks. OFMD fam do your thing ! ❤️🌈🖤🏴‍☠️

Today is #nationalblackcatday; since I no longer have a black cat I need y’all to show me your kitties 😭🐈‍⬛

For folks following along, I have a confirmed meeting Tuesday afternoon with Graham Platner. My goal is to find out who he is?

I don't know who needs to hear this, but if you have friends struggling through the shutdown, consider inviting them over for a family dinner this week. Make too much. Insist they take leftovers home. Some folks can't say they need help out loud but will appreciate the kindness.

Not just thrown in the garbage but also poisoned with bleach and such so it can't be reclaimed. As has been said: Saw someone stealing groceries, care items, &c? NO YOU DIDN'T. It is good and right to reclaim basic survival goods from stake/shareholders.

200 billion dollar valuation btw💀💀💀

This morning: coffee, pan dulce (Elote), and Los Ángeles Azules on my playlist while I watch the waves before work.

Finally finished s5 of Old Gods of Appalachia. I love The Lost Boys references, and I’m curious to see if any of the characters on the last episode will make an appearance in the future.

Drove by the most unhinged Halloween yard today

here we go.

On this week’s Ali on the Run Show, Molly Seidel says that the Olympics does not pay for health insurance but they pay for a college degree. That is so crazy to me. She wound up getting her MBA thru it!

🚨today we have TWO many men🚨 🏒 welcome to the NHL, Tusky 🏒 Marchand’s return to Boston, Atkinson’s retirement 🏒 the return of the shit list 🍎 t.co/q4O0UtNlMk 🍏 t.co/rsGVSkocLR 📺 www.youtube.com/@2_much_man

Updating my LEGO White House

Join the Homosexual Track Club™️ today!

As a foodie, I find it so wholesome that Michael Misa raves about the brand of croutons that Cat Toffoli uses in her salads. I need to know the brand now lol.