Qrt with the first Ed Teach you can find in your camera roll.

Renfaire in Oregon is in Canby next month. This is my Wife and I trying on the costumes for the pirate weekend. Theydies and Gentlethems, I present to you Dread Pirate Roberts and Princess Buttercup....

Spam Spam and chips Spam, egg and chips Spam, egg, chips and spam Spam, sausage, egg and chips Spam, sausage, egg, chips and spam 🤣🤣🤣

I see your Santa and raise with Witchy-Poo

In Every Universe💔❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Black Sabbaths Jethros Tull Whams Nicklebacks The Whos and last but not least Bananaramas

Monday morning be like ...

Slightly diminish a book: The Old Man and The Puddle Finnegan's Asleep Oliver Straight Average Omens His Off-white Materials Wuthering Lows The Book of Mermen One Fish, Two Fish, Three Fish, Four Fish. The Sit. Thanks, I'm here all week. Tip your servers

You all wanna do something weird? Let me see your most unhinged screenshot

Quote with your vibe if you were a vampire

Film you've watched more than 6 times with a gif.

Heavy Horses

I love hit television show our flag means death

This one ??

#CrapHappens #IYKYK

and the stormwatch brews a concert of kings as the white sea snaps at the heels of a soft prayer whispered

Our Lord, Douglas Adams 19:78

@sailorsruin92.bsky.social Ruibo likes your work ❤️🌈🏴‍☠️🖤 You totally rock!!!!

@ruiboqian.bsky.social Welcome home ❤️🌈🏴‍☠️🖤

Name Four Non-Person Things That Make Your Life Livable Coffee Coffee Coffee Clove Supercush Shoes

Share a preacher, nun or priest.

Oregon Public Broadcasting with the best ICE description.... 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Also, there were no mentions of any anti-trans issues when he read the original paycheck. 😡😡

If you see this, I implore you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using with no explanation.

@david-jenkins.bsky.social Two years ago... #permanentink ❤️🏴‍☠️🌈🖤

If you want a break from all this * gestures to world. May I suggest Crap Happens, a german dark comedy on Netflix? Very " Pushing Daisies"/"Wonderfalls" feel to it. In fact, if Bryan Fuller had been born German, he would have written this! 🤣🤣👍👍

*to. Damn fat fingers 🤣🤣

Behold !!! The Eggy Goodness and repping the Rainbow Gnomes! 😁❤️🏴‍☠️🌈🖤

Flamo.. Tacoma FD. same vibe🤣🤣

you can't hear a pict...... 🤣🤣🤣

Post a gif of who you wanted to be as a kid

Lex Luther says what now???

Drop something red ( Thankee sai Whelan)

search your camera roll for hell

This is from the BBC. The culture subsection......I don't know what this means, Christ I'm old 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Me driving in Oregon. Where everybody goes 47mph, regardless of what the ACTUAL speed limit is.

Did the Wife and I just get tix for this?? Why yes, yes we did😁

I cry at concerts

BEF Soldier,Dunkirk evacuee then AARP warden.After WWII, spent 30 years as manager of fire extinguisher factory. The other? as far as I can make out he was a chalk miner and a professional drinker. (chalk miner is not a euphemism)

Alternate Headline: "Congressman Claims to Know the Mind of God"

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

How I arrived on bluesky:

Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed.

From my further adventures in home brewing.... This stuffs still good,right?? And by good I mean, not, you know, sentient.... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

What's a line delivery you'll never forget? "Fuck yeah, Brother. Fly ! "