Give me 5 games to get to know you.* Snakes and Ladders Kerplunk Frustration Cluedo Ludo *English wrinkly edition 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

*For those that don't know... 1 century = 100 runs 2 innings per game There are 3 1/2 Test matches (games) left. Joe Root has the opportunity to score 7 more centuries 😁🏏😁🏏😁

I named my fists Mocha and Cappuccino because they bring the coffee

My wife is a frontline medical worker Every day she would come in strip off put scrubs in the washer and shower for 45 mins Every day I worried she would get sick Every day she would tell me of patients who didn't mask and who outright lied about being vaxd EVERY. DAY. So no, no Charming Memories

I said, " The. Shoes. Stay. ON."

if you see this, i IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation

Now with actual goodness🤦‍♂️🤣🤣

Behold!! The Rainbow Goodness!! ❤️🌈🏴‍☠️🖤

Thankful for family, both biological and found. Thankful for health, both mind and body sound. Thankful for pirates both near and far. Thankful for David Jenkins, you know what you are !! ❤️🌈🏴‍☠️🖤 #OFMD #CREW4LIFE ( This wasn't meant to be poem, it just came out that way) 🤣🤣🤣

You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you? Skoden and indeed Stoodis

What fictional creature/villain traumatized you as a child? Quatermass and the pit. Can only have been 6 or 7 when I first saw this. Hated going on the London underground for years.

A movie that takes place where you're from

We got married. We put the wife through college. We had kids. She makes waaaay more than me. I became a stay at home Dad. Hardest job I've ever loved.

Reskeet w/a time you looked cool

Introduce yourself with the last 5 concerts you’ve seen. Mandy Patinkin Blue October Snow Patrol Train George Ezra

OH FLOWER OF SCOTLAND 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 😁😁🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ( I'm English btw)

Like it or not this technology is here go stay and if you don’t use it you’ll fall behind in your industry.

What perfect album came out the year you turned 16? I have an eclectic taste🤣🤣 ( Also pic taken today !!)

Repost this everywhere you’re active on social media. Send to your friends and family who aren’t.

Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.

Get to know your mutuals. List 10 random things you like. Chocolate LARPing Jethro Tull The beach RHPS Books Comfortable shoes Sci Fi Dogs Cats

The wall is coming along nicely Needs more........ ❤️🌈🏴‍☠️🖤

Me: C'mon brain, we need to sleep. Brain: And I love Vermont, but it's the season of the sticks. And I saw your mom, she forgot that I existed. And it's half my fault, but I just like to play the victim. I'll drink alcohol 'til my friends come home for Christmas.

Don't think the " Orange Pedo Stadium" is gonna go down well....

Mamdani is going to implement Harrier Law. Everyone will have their own jet fighter.

Mamdani is going to implement My Sharona law. Everyone will have to create songs with undeniable rock beats.

what's it like in your head?

* Republican members of congress not included.

We raised over a $100 for the Oregon food bank!!! Thank you Pirate fam for getting this out there❤️🌈🏴‍☠️🖤 Special shout out to @judysoranges.bsky.social Than you for your generosity!! #OFMD #CREW4LIFE

I find it incredibly gratifying that the light at the end of the tunnel is being held by a " Muslim Communist Jihadist " 🌊🌊🤣🤣

Devil: " Go on take the old white man who let over a million people die." God : takes Cheney, "Done." Devil: " No !! I meant the other one !" Scene.

"I love the smell of onions and mustard in the morning."

Drop Something Orange

Random phishing email and my pithy, nay even, Shakespearean response.

Of the furniture? Why yes, yes I can.

I mean, she is dressed like a La-Z-Boy recliner.........

Runts......I can't, I just can't🤣🤣🤣🤣

@david-jenkins.bsky.social Don't usually do this but the Wife and I just put this up on eBay. 100% of the sale goes to The Oregon Food Bank. Could you help get the word out so we can feed some hungry folks? Thanks ❤️🌈🖤🏴‍☠️

Hey Y'all. Times are about to get tough for people. So the wife and I have put this up on eBay. 100% of the sale price goes to the Oregon Food Bank( free shipping too😁) Would appreciate any help to get the word out so we can help some hungry folks. OFMD fam do your thing ! ❤️🌈🖤🏴‍☠️

All the sewers, stitchers, painters, sketchers, writers. All of you are what keeps The Revenge sailing. Respect and admiration. 👊 ❤️🌈🏴‍☠️🖤

@ourartmeanszepp.bsky.social Wife and I seeing RHPS W / Barry Bostwick tonight. says no pics but I'll try and sneak a few for you 😁

The wife and I off to see The Rocky Horror Picture Show with Barry Bostwick tonight. We are going as Lab coat Brad & Janet.... I'm going as Janet obvs😁💋

A bottle of Gilbey's ? 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🤣🤣

#permanentink ❤️🌈🏴‍☠️🖤

Post something soothing

Sexy Dick Emery. What did I win?🤣🤣🤣 #IYKYK

Not my home, but I know my way around.