If any pirates spot me in Glasgow today, please come say hi because I've probably not spotted you. 😅

Wild Hogs (it wasn't my choice but I wasn't paying). The only movie I've ever walked out of.

I've listened to this song so many times recently between sleeping and reading on ao3 that I dreamt about this video but it was Ed Teach instead of Ville Valo. Literally everything else was the same. Tbf Ed would look fucking great in the Your Pretty Face is Going to Hell jacket.

OFMD Glasgow Pride peeps! We're meeting from 11am at the pirate ship at Glasgow Green, and the march will be starting from the green at 12 🥰 Then we're gonna see where we go from there, including a pic at the big pride flag by the social hub at some point maps.app.goo.gl/VBpEad1mRHec...

In Tomodachi ✨️cursed second island✨️ news, Jane Boulton confessed her love to Ina Garten, and 50 Cent is dating Xi Jinping.

I forgot Dandan was home. He did not appreciate me performing both parts of Paradise By the Dashboard Light like my life depended on it.

In Tomodachi news, Lucius and Pete had a daughter and Applejack is dating Jeffrey Fettering.

Happy International Non-Binary People's Day, which I absolutely did not completely forget about and certainly didn't just remember about at 9.30pm.

Okay I actually love this.

Back on my HIM bullshit, thinking about the absolute chokehold the line "From lashes to ashes, and from lust to dust" had on me as a 15 year old. 💀

"Ed was drawing a purple primrose one day" I KNEW I WAS RIGHT HAVING PURPLE PRIMROSES IN MY ED TATTOO 😂

I am absolutely SEETHING this afternoon. One murder?! You mean the MASSACRE where 16 five and six years olds and their teacher were killed in cold blood and 15 other five and six year olds were injured using guns the perpetrator owned legally? You abhorrent, disgusting little man.

Hello lovelies! We have a Wee Con treat for you today! Discounts for all tickets! A chance to win an online ticket! Last chance for submissions for workshops! Join us and you too can cone a statue! #theweecon

OFMD 🤝 Moulin Rouge Music by Satie

48 Pete had a baby.

What do you MEAN my Tomodachi Island has 47 residents?!

You've farmed your last alien ant

I'm in a bad mood think I'll start that crochet kit I bought ages ago. "the pattern is worked in the amigurumi style" "To start, chain 4"

If I could draw, I'd #DrawEdTeach in every one of Tawny Kitaen's outfits in this. Literally don't care if it's the 400th time I've said it.

Considering they always make me think of Fancyfuck, yeah that tracks.

After bowling yesterday my body is screaming at me. So WHY am I dying to go again?! 😅

I shall henceforth only answer to CumuloPimbus.

I wanna play too!

One for my Scottish pals! I just signed a @theactionnetwork.bsky.social petition: Stop the Hyperscale AI Data Centres . Sign here: actionnetwork.org/petitions/ca...

That's me done my last school run at the primary school after 11 years. Time isn't real. 😭

little PSA about my webworm project! feeling proud of what it's doin recently, but it's an odd time and wanted to get some thoughts down!

Five topics I could talk about for an hour: OFMD Vaccine disinformation The CCP Ocarina of Time Forensic Files

With Starmer's resignation, the one thing we're all now wondering is—what does this mean for George Fouracres in the next season of SNL UK?

FYI, the idiot on the right is my Calico Jack. 💀

Found a bunch of old photos from the early 2000s and I can't decide if this is pure cringe or high art.

Just found out Russell T Davies spent 3 years as the producer of and occasional writer for my favourite kid's show in the 90s. Which is wild to me since the first adult show I tried to sneakily watch without my parents knowing was Queer as Folk. 😅

The entire Con and David Jenkins panel might be one of the best things I've ever experienced in person. Beaten only by being about an inch away from @madderslightly.bsky.social for the legendary heckle at said panel. 😂

When I was younger I just obsessed over things on my own, convinced I'd be as bad at meeting people online as I am in real life so I never engaged with any fandom. Then Our Flag Means Death happened and I jumped right in on twt and now you're all stuck with me. 💁

If you could go back to study any topic that interests you - what would that be? Probably forensic anthropology. I spent a lot of my childhood thinking I wanted to be an archaeologist then realised I actually wanted to be Sue Black.

100% MySpace. I much preferred bulletins to having a feed. And I *really* miss my Rock Forum buddies. We set up a FB group when they shut the forums down but it's been dead for years. 😞

Got a better photo. I love it so much I actually cried a wee bit. 🥹

I forgot to get a photo before he wrapped it. 🫣😅

Tattoo day tattoo day tattoo day tattoo day tattoo day tattoo day

I would rather remove my skin and roll in salt than eat a fucking banana.

Finally getting my OFMD tattoo tomorrow.

I love being Scottish. 😂

There was a "protest" at a hotel in my town last night and the local FB group is full of morons. I'm too tired for this bullshit istg. Literally all of this is incorrect and the correct information is readily available to anyone who takes 10 fucking seconds to search for it. 😑

Maybe some people havent seen these! Relive your playground years OFMD style 🏴‍☠️

OMG I FORGOT ABOUT NINTENDO DIRECT AND I *JUST* FOUND OUT ABOUT OCARINA OF TIME AND I'M ACTUALLY ALMOST CRYING PLS HALP

Just saw my FB memories - 9 years ago I was in Düsseldorf and now I'm mad I'm at home and not buying a million snacks in Edeka. 😭

No, not Anthony Head. 😞