It only took me like 12 years, but I finally booked an appointment for my second tattoo. 🥳

They just opened a Lovisa in East Kilbride. This is a problem for my financial status.

I can't find anyone for my year, but if I was 30 years older I could have had Rik Mayall.

Me when Con says Who Wants to Live Forever? by Queen is Izzy's song - babe, you are so right. Love that. So perfect. 🥰 Me when Stranger Things uses Who Wants to Live Forever? by Queen - HOW DARE YOU THAT SONG BELONGS TO HIGHLANDER YOU CAN'T HAVE IT

Get to know your mutuals. List 10 random things you like. Museums Stompy boots Rollercoasters Charity shops Strawberry milk Sponges Things that glow Singing when I'm alone Porridge Learning random facts

This may be the angriest I've ever been on Remembrance Day. My great great uncle William died in battle in France in 1918. He and millions of others didn't give their lives for fascism to be on the rise in 2025. This isn't the world I want my children to grow up in.

Seeing photos of bestie hanging out with fucking Jonny Santos and trying to remember why I turned down her spare Spineshank ticket.

I took all the gifts I collected for my friend who couldn't make it to #TheWeeCon and she wants to send her heartfelt thanks to everyone who gave her something. She only cried a little bit. 🥹 [She didn't want her photo taken, so we got one of me with my kids and niblings instead. 😂]

Finally got round to reading Night Moves, now I'm sitting here after reading this while vaping fucking *pink lemonade* eliquid, jaw on the floor, trying to work out if I should be laughing or cringing at being Ed coded. 💀

I have been so busy reading fanfiction I seem to have missed some 💿🐎 and despite my inherently nosy nature, please don't fill me in and allow me to remain blissfully unaware. Kthanx.

I FINALLY GET TO SEE VNV AGAIN 😭😭😭

What's it like in your head?

Watching Ashley Storrie on House of Games has just reaffirmed for me that if I ever express just how much I believe we should be best friends I would absolutely be on the wrong end of a restraining order. 🫣😅

Calling me and talking so much I can't get a word in to stop you during the last ten minutes of the Celebrity Traitors final?

@wastingyourgum.bsky.social thank you for your SkyCards advice I FINALLY UNLOCKED ANTARCTICA 🥳🥳🥳

Gentlebeard if they were in the UK rn.

“I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life”

Cheney dead, Mamdani wins. Good things are supposed to come in threes, right? 🤞🤞🤞

12/10 no notes. 🤌

Rhys Darby, you know, from the Dairylea Dunkers commercial.

Also, dude in Prestonpans Lidl asked to see my Our Flag Means Community tshirt and told me he loves the show and he loved the mermaid bit. Made my day. 🥹

Only getting home 10 hours after I left the hotel because I'm a good child and graciously allowed my parents to take me to the beach and feed me. 😇

It's a ##TheWeeCon miracle. I somehow don't have a hangover?!

Bad news for all my #TheWeeCon peeps. I've had a rest and some food and I SHALL be attending this evening.

I love the sweatshirt Alex, but one of us will have to change. 💁

Happy 2nd Woke and Ghey anniversary to those who celebrate.

Don't know what time I'll make it to #TheWeeCon today but I left some of these flat pack boat kits on one of the tables in the upper hall in case I was late, so if anyone would like one please grab one! 🥰

Reporting this the same week as Wee Con? 🤭

Almost swore very loudly at breakfast when I suddenly remembered I forgot to bring stuffing for the crochet I wanted to do today at Wee Con. 🤦

Repost with your favorite Halloween Costume. I don't have a photo of my favourite (it was a Freudian Slip) but this was another favourite along with my pfp from Halloween 1993. 😅 (The bonus banana also had my drink order on it 😂)

Ngl, it does seem maybe a tiny bit silly to be sitting in a hotel and still have my house in my SkyCards catch radius. 🫣😅

Just had a lovely bath without being interrupted every 5 minutes. THIS is why I came to Edinburgh a day earlier than I needed to, which in hindsight means that was probably the most expensive bath I've ever taken. 😂

Oh good the hotel room is also hot. 🙃

Father in law kindly offered to drive me to my hotel. Was not prepared for how hot this damn car is.

Me - watches a tiktok by a Scottish person, comments using Scots words. Some fucking bellend - "No need to type in a Scottish accent is there" Awa' an take yer face fur a shite ya fuckin rocket. 🖕

I should probably, um....start packing? 😅

Everything reminds me of them.

Literally cannot see Rhys with a mustache without immediately thinking of my ither love.

Our Flag Means Death Forensic Files TNG Red Dwarf Farscape QI Mighty Morphin Power Rangers

Sexy Sunward SA60L Aurora

Spent a lovely night with friends watching Thirteen Ghosts, eating junk food, and giving treats to my favourite chinchillas. I really needed this. 🥹

Spot the difference. 🙃

I've been working away on Ancestry, and was telling my uncle about our Royal connections and he kept bringing up that we're related to Deacon Brodie (the inspiration for Jekyll and Hyde) so I headed that direction next. Reader, he's my 4th cousin 9x removed. I'm likely more closely related to you.

Post something 90s

New Disaster Breakdown AND bibinos on Jacksfilms AND a plane crash on Hollyoaks?!

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Somehow I also forgot one of my friends commandeered Jennifer from Ayria and she ended up on the dancefloor with us for half the night. 😅 I really have to start going to gigs regularly again, I miss this stuff.

Anyone else chronically online enough to know what group they're in on tt? I just wanna see something. For science. 👀

Had a sudden desire to watch Disney's Hunchback of Notre Dame, and every time I've watched this as an adult I've been astounded that this was made for ✨️children✨️