Things are quite bad. I think we need more new Muppet Show episodes

While the McDonald’s CEO gets roasted for his awkward burger taste test... McDonald’s is among the top employers of workers who rely on food stamps. And McDonald's CEO recently raked in $18.2M — over 1,000x the company's median employee pay. That should leave a bad taste in your mouth.

Because the president didn’t quite understand what the prime minister told him the reasons were.

Maybe it’s a bad idea to put people in charge of government who are eager for the rapture.

He's an axe man!

Kafka understood that an even greater indignity than being turned into a giant insect was still being required to go to work afterward.

Did she not even think for a minute it might be a good idea to not sign the photo with her name card in prominent view?

A tariff “refund” mostly goes to whoever wrote the tariff check: the importer of record. That’s not the same person who paid more at the register. So refunds -- if they're offered -- might sound like consumer relief, but in reality, they're corporate windfalls.

A memorandum of understanding was signed in Hamilton Wednesday that is set to bring in a Korean ship building company to share expertise and technology in our area.

If you're ever alarmed about how fucked up America is, just remember that Kinder Surprise is banned there, for "small parts risk to children", but guns kill 2,500 children per year. And that lack of self-awareness makes it a little bit funny.

Star Trek's Enterprise travels through space to find alien creatures and let them join the Federation of Planets... Kirk: Spock, I'm bored. Let's whip around that sun, go back into time and stop Trump from being born. Spock: Sounds logical to me Captain. <Enterprise goes to 1946 & beam up Trump>

Rep. Delia Ramirez to DHS officials: "I have as much respect for you as I do for the last white men who put on masks to terrorize communities of color. I have no respect for the inheritors of the Klanhood and the slave patrol. Those activities were criminal and so are yours."

One lesson from the Epstein–Mandelson affair is that we need to stop routinely rehabilitating political careers after serious scandals. When politicians knowingly engage in grave ethical wrongdoing, that should permanently end their political careers. Being "talented" should not override that.

Rath’s goal: Independent Republic to be absorbed into USA like California was. All those white Christian Nationalists in Smith’s UCP will be happy. As a member of USA they can discriminate against females, POC by deporting them, turn a blind eye to bigots hunting trans folk, push Islamophobia…

Korean shipbuilder agrees to $345M deal with Algoma Steel share.google/QNr3AWn9T5nu...

Why not just release the Epstein files without redactions? I mean, it’s not like the President will ever suffer any consequences anyway. We are clearly not a nation of laws

So stupid it could have been said by a UCP supporter.

It bugs the shit out of me to see people who get all their current events knowledge from youtube and streamers. They tend to be the most right wing idiots who idolize Trump and want Alberta to separate and/or join the US.

TIL they’re calling DHS’s operation in Maine “Catch of the Day.” This dehumanizing language tells you all you need to know. It’s a big joke to them.

It disturbs me to see how many of my coworkers endorse Alberta separatism and would welcome being taken over by the US. All because their parents hated Pierre Trudeau and they continued that hatred for Justin Trudeau and by association Mark Carney and all Liberals.

A joke for the history buffs.

And the response:

We also need to start punishing politicians who use "I didn't see that" as their excuse, the same way my boss would say "well it's up to you to better inform yourself then". Their job is to stay informed, and they should be fired if they can't complete their job duties.

Reading Hur Miller's take on nation sovereignty sounds like a bullied kid found out he can burn ants with a magnifying lens cause he's bigger than the ants. At some point he stands on a fire ant mound and gets devoured.

We always thought Trump would go to war against the Blue States with the US army. It makes sense that Trump couldn’t count 💯 on troops to shoot at citizens. Instead his built a nasty little army of criminals who will do whatever he and Miller want.

If ya don't want political reactions in your factory Don't bring politicians into your factory Seems really simple

Ted Lieu: “The reason Acting President of Venezuela Donald Trump sucks at running Venezuela is because he sucks at running the United States of America — we ask Donald Trump to be the President of America, not the President of Venezuela” Is neither a choice - I choose neither

Thoughtful observations & insightful words about cosplaying tough guy Gestapo goons (=ICE Border Patrol) from a former U.S. Marine Corps veteran

Donald Trump has the attention span of a toddler. He’s running our country in urges.

'The US DOJ indictment of Venezuela’s kidnapped leader, Nicolas Maduro, is a political rant that relies heavily on coerced testimony from an unreliable witness. Despite DOJ edits, it could expose more Americans to the CIA’s own history of drug trafficking.' thegrayzone.com/2026/01/05/i...

The Nobel Committee has rejected Venezuela opposition leader Maria Corina Machado's idiotic attempt to share the Nobel Peace Prize with the orange felon. Good, they need to strip it away from her now she disgracefully tried to trade it to a tyrant for political power.

They are desperately trying to incite a riot. The people are staying remarkably calm. There were reports in 2020 that paid agitators were turning peaceful protests violent That's why trump knew so much about paid agitators when the video was first released He only know details of things he has done

Why the FUCK is ICE interacting with protestors at all? It’s not in the same universe of their job description, AT ALL.

Another shooting by a border agent. This time in Portland. Two wounded. katu.com/news/local/i...

Moskowitz on Noem: "Is she hiding her face like her ICE agents now? By the way - is this what the $800b went to? Every day we see her after some new tragedy, she's wearing a different outfit with a different hat. She looks ridiculous. She deserves to be removed from her job, & if not impeached."

Arrest this man

Tapper speaks for us all at 1:42: "I don't even know honestly what you're talking about right now."

When oil and tech CEOs are in the loop about his plans to invade a sovereign nation and Congress isn’t, that’s all you need to know about the legitimacy of his actions.

You can't make me afraid. Immigrants. They commit crimes 10x less than citizens. I don't fear them. Drugs? Oh please, you want to tell me it's ok to buy 10 gallons of vodka but not a joint? I don't fear them. The only thing I truly fear in 2026 are the Evangelical Christians and their faux leader.

The United States is the perfect example of Capitalism The richest country in the world with the largest most expensive army The most people in prison,the lowest life expectancy,the highest medical costs,the highest murder rate and60%of people living in poverty #Capitalism #USA

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Obersturmbannführer Miller is likely using it as something to keep Donnie Demento occupied so he doesn't have a lucid moment and object to something Miller is doing without asking.

Epstein files: These are the Canadians mentioned in the latest document release www.cbc.ca/news/world/j...