Hey @schumer.senate.gov You suck at this.

Axios tried to bust James Talarico for following adult content creators on Instagram and I'm genuinely impressed by his campaign's response

A follow-up, please, Mr. Speaker: the President claims that prices are down. Which one of you is lying?

But are we getting paid as much as men to ruin things? NO! A woman has to ruin something 3 5 times harder than your average mediocre dude does to get paid only 75% as much! Keep fighting, my sisters.

This wouldn’t happen if we still had a 92% top marginal tax rate, because obscene and dangerous payouts like this would be pointless.

Imagine thinking immigrants are a recent novelty in New York City.

@schumer.senate.gov Was that loud and clear enough for you, friend? Do you see the future of our party? Either get on board and shout your joyful opposition to fascism and oligarchy or go sit on a porch and enjoy your remaining years while we fix this mess you let happen with only stern looks.

Good morning! 🌞 The fact that the literal seat of Wallstreet - the epicenter of capital - the city where Billionaire's dreams are made - Fox News is headquartered - & DJT was born - is now under the jurisdiction of a 34 yro Muslim Democratic Socialist is... laugh out loud funny. Charming & absurd.

Once more, for old times’ sake

My Mexican-born husband not entirely jokingly asked me if it looked safe for him to go vote. (Yes, he’s a naturalized citizen, STFU.) This is the purpose of ICE.

I wish headlines would bravely declare: “Polls Show Most Americans Do Not Understand Basic Macroeconomic Concepts”

It’s not the cruel, stupid lawlessness, but here is a consistent problem of the Trump administration: even their one not-inherently-awful idea—eliminating the penny—becomes a mess because they simply don’t care about doing anything with administrative expertise and careful planning.

Now more than ever, if you see someone stealing food, you didn’t see shit.

Aaaaand what are changes he has a bio proclaiming his Christianity? 1500%? 1600%?

Matt Walsh: “If there's a noncitizen here who would starve without EBT, I would still say we should not give it to them” www.mediamatters.org/matt-walsh/m...

Why did Trump's doctor order an MRI?

AOC should publicly take the Montreal Cognitive Assessment just so people know what’s on the “very hard test” that Trump supposedly aced.

Your boss is probably paying you the absolute minimum amount they think you’d accept

If I were running the DNC, there would be Democratic Party sponsored food relief banks across the country right now that specifically welcomed anyone regardless of party affiliation. Along with the food, there could be voter registration and links to runforsomething.net

At least the Russian palace looks opulent, historical, and beautiful. Naturally, Trump’s version just looks chintzy and boring.

He said the White House is a dump, so what are the odds Trump will stop at the East Wing? Are the super secret plans that they promise they’ll submit for review (probably in two weeks) just a copy of Mar-a-Lago so the senile old fuck feels at home?

I don’t understand why anyone’s debating this — a Nazi tattoo is a non starter, full stop. This is a race for a U.S. Senate seat. The bar for candidates to clear doesn’t have to be insanely high, but it should at least be off the ground

Just spitballing, but I'm starting to think they're going to need to give these junior-varsity morons more than two days of training and a $50,000 signing bonus.

Absolutely wild the GOP is carrying water for a dude depicting himself as a king in a jet dumping poo on Americans. Impossible to take anyone still standing by Trump seriously on any topic. Mike Johnson the “conservative Christian” is just cool with this at a values level, eh? Mmmkay.

If their business was selling newspapers to inform readers about current events, it would be a bad decision. If their business is normalizing a fascist regime, they’re doing great, sweetie!

"Are my migraines hormonal, or am I thinking too hard about how Peter Thiel has more money than all nurses on Earth combined?"

Nothing that any elected Democrat has ever said about Republican voters is ever as crass or as cruel as what Trump says about Democratic constituencies every single day, and the media just treats it as background noise.

#NoKings Clifton Park, NY It was a lot of liberal white people who love American and hate Trump.

Remember when Hillary Clinton got excoriated for calling Trump supporters “deplorables”

Republican Christians are in the “Nazi boys will be boys” portion of their moral collapse.

Wasn’t there something earlier this year about making it easier to try (some specific kinds of) minors as adults. Meanwhile the 20-something New York Young Republicans are “kids” who shouldn’t be held accountable for the racism and violent misogyny in their group chat.

Brett Kavanaugh is basically arguing tha there have been "sufficient remedies" for racism. This seems like a good time to bring up the @politico.com about how young Republicans have *remedied* racism. www.politico.com/news/2025/10...

One of my only remaining joys is that every single time Amy Coney Barrett makes a stupid argument, Ketanji Brown Jackson gets a chance to follow up and illustrate her stupidity. And this will happen again, and again, for the rest of Barrett's life.

I think it's really fascinating how openly Sam Altman and so many other techbros actively campaign on the "we're so unloveable we need a computer to pretend to fuck us" beat as, like, their main selling point of their product. It's big Ben Shapiro "my wife said women don't get wet" energy.

It’s so hard to keep up, but what happened to the 100% tariff on imported pharmaceuticals? Just, nah?

I can’t help but think today about how many young people were savaged on social media, branded as anti-semites and abandoned by their schools for daring to call for a ceasefire. I remember saying that it was the first time I can remember that calling for ceasefire was regarded as a hostile demand.

if creed turns down the tpusa halftime show I'm declaring a moratorium on making fun of creed

The fact they jumped straight to AI actors modeled after women when, if I’m not mistaken, male actors are a higher labor cost kind of says it all doesn’t it,

I will NEVER get over the fact that so many people loudly profess to be Christians while also screaming that we should refuse to help the sick and the poor.

Every single day, tens of thousands of elementary school students show more fortitude than Republican adults

this is the third time Donald Trump has shut down the government while his party controls both houses of Congress

So he’s in favor of the “Democrats’ shutdown” now? I can’t keep up.

NEW: Sen. Tammy Duckworth is calling for Pete Hegseth to resign. "If this PR stunt proved anything, it's that the best thing Pete Hegseth can do to strengthen our military is resign in disgrace immediately."

@schumer.senate.gov @kirstengillibrand.bsky.social Are your brows furrowed? Are you concerned? Is this troubling? Or nah? You still more worried about your corporate donors and stock portfolios?

@paultonko.bsky.social Any comments, Congressman?

the president of the united states wants to use the american military to kill american citizens on american soil. that's the whole story!

Democrats should be making this about the epstein files and saying the Republicans are shutting down the government to avoid releasing them. Sadly, people respond to that more than healthcare subsidies.