working on a script for a horror movie where court 13 at Wimbledon is an ancient womble burial site and they emerge by entering the soul of a terrible British tennis player who becomes powerful but is gradually becoming orinoco

I enjoyed this but I like Penelope Cruz and it would have had to have been really bad for me not to

Well that was mostly proper disgusting 🤢😆. It’s good but I’m a bit disappointed that the humour has almost gone from the franchise

Watching the news, proper excited by the idea of space eggs before realising they were talking about Space X 😕

It seems like Mandami doesn't even have an office, he just works the streets of NYC like a smiling genie, granting common wishes.

I mentioned this to some friends of mine, and they immediate decided that Binfeisu needed to be a Japanese movie star. The attached were generated to illustrate their point.

Love reading about how the international media is trying to translate Count Binface. It really needs a human translator to truly understand the complex English nuance, tradition & aristocracy in order to be accurate. The fact we don't even have Counts in the UK should make translation harder, tbh.

Happy Pride, London. 🏳️‍🌈 We celebrated the diversity, strength and spirit that make our city so special. Proud to stand with LGBTQIA+ Londoners today and every day. Be bold, be you, and never blend in.

A horse struggles to exist #art #animation #indieanimationday #horse

Listening to Bowie but seeing this. Thanks Adam Buxton

I am having a lovely day

Pride, Wimbledon and 4th July on the same day. Victoria line is proper toasty #LocalNews

Today, millions of LGBTQIA+ Londoners and allies will take to our streets for Pride in London. Here’s what you need to know:

Cor! I’m going to have to go again to get all the references

Oh yes! Exciting 🙂 (Season 3)

Wow. Maggots develop quick in this weather. 🤢

THAT’S SO TERRIBLE

Malevolence. He knows he has the power to make one last killer move by plonking himself in my lap. The purrs of anticipation are deafening. It’s like being stalked by a burning lump of coal

A woman on TV just said the great thing about cupcakes is you can make them with your children. Well, I still prefer flour, butter, sugar and eggs.

Would really like some rain but also I have a leaky ceiling 🤷🏻‍♀️

When someone is knocking on your door trying to sell you something a fun game is to knock back but not answer.

I have taken my sunbrella and my cineblankie to the cinema for three hours (inc. adverts) of sweet air conditioning

I PASSED MY EXAM! I feel a little bit dizzy

I’m a bit teary www.instagram.com/reel/DZnSWhD...

This is the weather for supporting your local cinema! They have air-conditioning. Go tonight it’s ace. Disclosure Day is quite long

Tottenham Hotspur Stadium, London 6/20/2026 Thank you London and Gorillaz!!!!

Staff at Tottenham Stadium have been lovely. Bit shocked by how helpful everyone has been

I am looking forward to this tomorrow. It’s been a long time since I was in a stadium and I can walk home

👋 I have a question, saying I’m vegan starts arguments from both sides, saying I’m plant based sounds weird, saying I’m a coeliac vegetarian who doesn’t eat dairy, eggs or honey is long winded. Is there a way of saying that doesn’t start a fight or make me feel like a wanker?

Happy hot Friday. Time to remember this absolute gem from Pushpa 2, the finest sequel about a red sandalwood smuggler you will ever see. They are married so this sort of behaviour is acceptable youtu.be/m7gCn9u9bM4?...

This is good and I liked it because it is good

Who says there’s no good news around these days? 🥳🎉🍾

Dark and I liked it very much 🙂

Oh wait! They’ve banned kids, does that mean I can say “fuck” now?

I despair. Not at the student, at the people in the replies who don’t understand sardonicism.

Excellent training for future employment in an office either way

This time next week my exam results will be sent out 🤢🤮😕

Hertfordshire Zoo is celebrating birth of a second pair of elephant shrew pups. The same parents produced their first pair in March.

Within an hour of leaving home today I had stopped two people to ask about their shopping trolleys (personal not supermarket). I don’t know who I am becoming anymore

I see there is a Street Fighter film on the way. It will have a hard job to beat this youtu.be/g3ZrNZVYywg?...

I liked it. Will go again

📸 It’s been a busy week for our union! From stopping evictions, fighting against section 21s, securing compensation and repairs, warding off bailiffs, and a huge FOUR wins in one week for ACORN Bristol we’d have to say it’s been a job well done. Can’t stop won’t stop!

God bless IT Departments

Brain cleanser

I saw a film last night that was so awful I don’t want to admit sitting through it

I thought this was a lot of fun

Went to this it was good.

COR! This was good. Good 👍

If you really don't feel like making Jeff Bezos richer, one kind soul has uploaded The Cure's entire Primavera Sound set from last night to YouTube. All (nearly) two and a half hours of it.

Hooper is not joining in with the Friday vibe