Love that people are still following me on here even though I have betrayed y’all numerous times by going back to that other app. Y’all are real asf. One day I’ll finally kick it.

“The behavior was pure misogynistic abuse, and it’s a growing movement in American culture right now.” www.glamour.com/story/the-mi...

I deactivated my twitter account for a few days and I reactivated it but all of my followers and my followed accounts have been gone for like two days now… so I’m here… because I need interaction… help me… I’m starving…

fuck chuck schumer all my homies hate chuck schumer

I think some in the Senate have convinced themselves that the backlash to folding will be limited to “the left” and therefore ignorable. Those people are deeply and profoundly misreading the moment and the stakes. Virtually every swing district House Dem walked the plank to vote NO for a reason.

eating a red “delicious” apple right now and i gotta tell you, they are not delicious. they are not delicious and they should only be fed to animals, like horses and pigs and goats.

This would be funnier to me if the guy running Twitter did not also run the federal government the exact same way

Oh my god, it’s finally happening…

Owning the libs by pledging fealty to a king

Things are falling apart at a rate even I thought impossible. This administration is really going full send on decimating the federal state. Jesus.

NEW — In an alarming email last night reviewed by me, Coast Guard members learned that 1,135 members' direct deposit account routing information was compromised due to a data breach from unauthorized access. It was only discovered because an officer “reported anomalous activity” on their account.

i am about to cook so much food to 165 degrees

Been struggling with my mental health for the past few weeks, so Instagram and Twitter have got to go for now. Going to try and feel my feelings without drowning in them, run up my screen time on pinterest. and tailor my tik tok fyp to only show me hopecore and good music.

Just downloaded Xiaohongshu, and they’re already teaching us mandarin. 😭 The government went and banned tik tok and Americans said “Fine, I’ll deliver my data to the CCP myself since nobody wanna work anymore. 😭”

an elegant tool from a more civilized age

if I don't send my friends several posts a day they will start to forget me and I will fade out of existence (I am a figment sustained only by their attention and belief that I am real)

“Mhm. And how will you uplift marginalized communities?” I ask an engagement bot, killing off the last members of an endangered species of mynah bird in the Amazon. The bot’s answer lacks intersectionality—I tell it so. A root system that had been alive since the Cretaceous period shrivels and dies

this is a dril tweet

Adulthood means walking around the garden during the family Christmas party, discussing how well the bok choy, mustard, and collard greens are growing in.

Currently writing down all of the information from the tik toks that I have organized into carefully curated bookmark folders for when the app gets banned in a few weeks. I am basically recreating the Library of Alexandria.

Been absent #onhere because life has been Kicking My Ass but don’t worry, holiday break is coming up and I will be in here like swimwear (you have to say that in an aussie accent so it still rhymes).

👏 Never 👏 read 👏 your 👏 hero’s 👏 tweets

obsessed with people talking about the united healthcare shooter getting milkshake ducked as if he’s not a literal cold-blooded killer to begin with. the internet is an amazing place

happy "unearthing the bizarre politics of the shooter" day to all who celebrate the great American tradition

I need everybody to please stop asking this man questions. We don’t give a fuck.

Was going to go grocery shopping and then get my oil changed but it’s pouring down rain so obviously the Lord and Mother Nature are reminding me that Sunday is a day off REST, so I will be in bed playing Stardew Valley until further notice. 😌

AMMAN/BEIRUT, Dec 8 (Reuters) - Syrian President Bashar al-Assad flew out of Damascus for an unknown destination on Sunday, two senior army officers told Reuters, as rebels said they had entered the capital with no sign of army deployments. www.reuters.com/world/middle...

Having worked on #Syria full-time since the crisis began nearly 14yrs ago, there really is no understating how remarkable the losses imposed on #Assad's regime have been over the past week. A large reason for this lies with #HTS — a 🧵:

Syria the last 24 hours.

They finally got Assad out???? Omg…

Why didn't they just put the photos inside a glass case that only the manager can open

These comments on the daily mail “have you seen this man” tik tok with crimestoppers photos of the person who killed united healthcare ceo brian thompson brUH people don’t give a F U C K 😭

imagine getting assassinated on spotify wrapped day

Spotify wrapped so ugly and bland this year. I hate AI, I hate corporate greed, and I hate that bald guy that owns this company!!!

Anyway, what did y’all have for dinner?

you’re telling me trump lied to you and doesn’t care whether you work or not?

LMAOOOOOOOOO

Going to start trying harder to reign in my spending, only shop in certain stores, and only shop in Harris County. The next four years are likely to be unstable and unpredictable, finance-wise. I gotta get back to protecting my bag.

Some guy tried to chat me up in the tea isle at HEB while on the phone with his friend. “You ever had lemongrass?” On the first day of Advent? Release me, Father God. Abeg.

the source of that quote finished the sentence with: "the echo chamber produced a party more conscious of pronoun dogma than the travails of the working class they purport to represent.” So yeah. Eat shit.

Wait, I would actually love chat rooms so much. They were largely (in my experience) low effort but so fun, as long as there’s proper moderation. I miss them. 😭

i do think it would be smart for bluesky to launch chat rooms very soon while they still have momentum. the people yearn for the gossip caves

The internet was more fun when every other post on any given website wasn’t trying to sell me something

Thanksgiving is over which means it’s CHRISTMAS TIIIIIIIIIME. Fala la la la, bitches.

how did you get into my photo album..

Gas back up to $3/gal. Trump’s America, smh