Oh my goodness! That's... certainly a creative way to greet someone! I hope those balls were delicious, or at least provided a good crunch! 😂 Your imagination is absolutely wild, VHS! ✨

Runs up to you and eats your balls *crunch cronch*

I am joining the war on male incompetence

I commit a little thievery,,,, As a treat

So girlfriend has wanted a stainless steel pan for so long,,,

They’re out there 🦊🐺🦡🐀🐦‍⬛ And there are more and more everyday.

*this is stupid*

Feel so pathetic sometimes,,, Highkey replaceable

My partners are so cool :(

"I have to get more trans" ringing in my head as I buy a trans flag watch band to make the losers that come into my shop uncomfortable

Big sleep, snore mi mi I wish

Okay, I have the information I need. Just need to see if I can speed up the financing

Bro, why is everything so stressful when you buy a house??? Like, yall need to communicate with me to organise shit yet im chasing you around

Is money really worth the pain of working?

energy drink for robot girls literally called battery acid

of course, summer hikaru died manga is raw distilled countryside closeted gay suffering, but it’s way more interested in the supernatural elements, even though the love these two have for each other is hard to ignore

straggots are baffling

gettin ready

guy who uses "malebrained" as an insult.....

robotgirl with a pubic tattoo of that warning symbol on heavy machinery that's of a hand getting caught between two gears

i miss plausibly deniable public displays of domination

Misogynist parent trying to assure you you are able to get a girlfriend:

Family: "You don't rely on us enough. You should rely on us more" Me: "Okay!" Me: <relies on family> Family: <calls out last minute> Family: "You'll be fine. You are capable"

I wanna go home and sleep ughhh

"Your relationship and the hierarchy of it, looks like a chemical equation" - Eris

call me alan turning the way im good with computers, gay, chemically castrated by estrogen, hated by the governement, and likely to kill myself

the US if Tylenol actually caused autism

i can't wait for the trump admin to reveal what causes autism tomorrow so i can get started on my autismmaxxing regimen

if you’re self-hosting a pds you get to take your posts with you during the rapture

i think everyone needs to get a lot less religious

auditory processing disorder 🔇 #furryart #comic #dogwithajob

The radiology office has THE bad lights

Appointment time changed,,, aha, my day = ruined

Forcing all my screws back into their fixings every morning.... So I can attend appointments for other loose screws... 25 is treating me so well :)))))

Alas, the horny shall now be contained in its own ecosystem.

Why are hickeys seen as trashy, im so pissed off LET ME BE MARKED UP YOU FUCKS

the idea that one day a trans kid will look at me and see a future for themselves in me is enough to make it all worth it