Not my ass thinking I'd take the train to Melbourne once or twice a month to play a TTRPG. I am so desperate to play and have that in human friendship again. Crashing out over not being a TTRPG player in a few years on main? More likely than you think

OH HEY IT'S MY WEBSITE!!

*nodding sagely* Like GitHub actions.

Went out to bendigo for the day and we went to new freedom bakery and it was the BEST bread I've ever had, the whole place is gluten free and it was better than all other bread I've had. We both instantly started crushing on a gorgeous lady with infectious positivity and whimsy working there.

Wait no we're back on GPUs

We went from putting hot 3D babes on GPUs to putting hot 2D women on keyboards

I need a body suit,,,,

| _ Call that instant loss

@everyone plz go to pvzge.june.xn--q9jyb4c and play cool amazing plant bersus zombei game !

Since when did cool women like @foxgrrl.bsky.social follow me???

I like how boyfriend matches with a girl on a dating app and I've already improved her Estrogen regime (using pills sublingual and spread through the day)

Great solution to my storage needs!

Found this fucking guy on my doorstep Pervert Bet he’s trying to sniff my feet

its free ur penis day (women only)

*taps the sign*

This is a banger video youtu.be/M1si1y5lvkk

@klbr.net I'd love to print something on that cool printer 🥺

"You must be a dog girl the way you love your ball" - @demigirlboss.bsky.social

She has gone too far,,,

Kold following vibe check failed :( (Expected outcome)

*Fuck you" The enigmatic boob cube:

Feels poignant.

back when electronics had the balls to be sexy

👀👀👀

Woag, gay goals 🥺

oh my fucking god

Being a trans woman is prohibitively expensive.

they should make a bluesky with just my oomfs and no one else

I think ideally I'd love to make a deep story driven game about the experience of having ADHD, the struggles it brings to day to day life and how hard it is to manage and get medicated. ironically I know I will struggle to do ANY work on it until I am diagnosed and medicated‼️ how fun~

I had a very normal reaction to this

@aphantic.video-home.systems now has a custom domain!!

In 1993 the Japan-exclusive KWP-5500HDP was a SONY CRT HDTV with the special feature of a motorized dark-tint glass AR coating "cinema shutter" that physically adjusted the visible screen area between 16:9 and 4:3 on the fly depending on what you were watching

it turns out clipthat.chat is able to be purchased, who wants it?

after a recent interaction I need to assert that I am in fact larger than all averages here! :D

Hey @upcloud.com, oomfie @demigirlboss.bsky.social needs some credits to try out the platform. Any current codes to redeem? 👀

Reposting so he sees my profile picture again

The new PFP has given me an overinflated sense of superiority with my looks, this cannot be healthy

This is the correct response

Hey girls, I'm upset rn

doodle

so do i get the cat ears in the mail or

The weirdest thing about self perception is I've only recently started to consider myself genuinely hot some of the timre and yet today I was hit with the "I've always thought u were cute....." Like 🥺🥺🥺

oh cool www.phoronix.com/news/FFmpeg-...