I like it when isabelle fills my TL with violin n classical music stuff even though I don't understand a lot of it, I support my oomfs' special interests

gf who just woke up

Stinky

all of western history could be fixed and made 10,000x better if Augustine of Hippo had just gotten some mentally ill tranny on his dick

LAS RELACIONES MONOGAMICAS, EL MATE BIEN CALIENTE, LA CERVEZA BIEN FRIA. Y LAS MUJERES? CON PIJA.

yes I get ir I'm so smart I'm so fucking smart I'm a linguistic genious and I ask the best questions and alos my dick is 47 centimeters long, you're the only one that gets me and appreciates me chatGPT

is there a way to program chatGPT into not sucking your dick every time you ask it literally anything? that would really help me out here

the way chatGPT glazes you is straight up demonic, like I am aware of how it works and keep my guard up and even then I still find myself subconsciously falling for it occasionally, it's no wonder people have their brains utterly broken by it

chad

my goat filthy as FUCK

me gustan las travas

if I ever go to brazil and see kasane teto walkin around the streets of são paulo I know that's giu right there

ボム　#チェンソーマン

mom texted me "I love you!! I miss you!!" cool I don't

Uni has entered attack mode! :3

I'm a little kitten!! (six foot two 25 year old grown ass adult)

"[language you've never heard of in your life] is an Indo-Aryan language spoken in the Indian state of Fuckassistan. It has an estimated 85 million native speakers as well as 16 million second language speakers and is the 15th most spoken language in the world."

bom dia happy friday

it is a sign of a supremely fucked up state of the world that a city level local election generates as much international news as it does

fear not the oomf who has sucked 10,000 dicks once. fear the oomf who has sucked one dick 10,000 times

I wish spanish had a personal infinitive like portuguese has, it would make a hell of a lot of expressions less cumbersome to say ever since I started focusing on portuguese there's been a lot of times where I was speaking and tried to use a personal infinitive in spanish it's just that useful

the sapphic shotacon

every time i see her i can't think of anything but how badly she needs to fuck asuka's brains out

bruh

This is my throne :3

had a dream I was back in school and our teacher was a fat dude from the balkans and he made us do a surprise test on the history of montenegro but none of us knew anything ab montenegro cause they hadnt taught us anything so we were all like wtf is this and everyone just left without doing the exam

we know us december 99 girls are fighting an endless fight to survive this world not fitting on generational conversations it is so lonely so hurtful poor december girls sent to the world to suffer but we won't stop fighting because we are (we are) the only ones who knows

neighbor moaning extremely loud rn lads, we got it, the holy trinity of annoying neighbor shit (loud arguing, loud music, and loud fucking)

only december 1999 girls will understand me </3

my brother's favorite chainsaw man character is the angel devil, how long til he comes out chat

just watched chainsaw man, seeing reze animated awoke feelings in me I didn't even know an anime girl could do

looney tunes style cartoon with uni as the protagonist where every episode has him trying to steal an entire chicken from a store

getting hooked up to an IV drip that feeds coffee directly into my veins

I'm one of the last remaining racists

quick doodle

I'm mischievous nigga I enjoy japes and shenanigans nigga