was reminded of the person who was like "what you're saying is in that samus and pit comic isn't there at all" and like clearly this person doesn't know what a staple of age gap romance being cratered by the younger person's innocence and cuteness is

I know we’re all desperate for a way out of the dynamic of fascist republicans and neville chamberlain democrats but anyone that ignored the warning signs needs to step back and get their head on straight. Working for Blackwater isn’t an oopsie, just like getting and keeping a nazi tattoo isn’t.

This whole time I’ve been talking about the Fetterman Particles radiating off this guy but it turns out they’re regular were regular ol’ Hitler Particles.

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"I'm bricked up," I say, after being lured to the vaults with promise of Amontillado.

Oh nooooo, Lindsey Halligan, this is not how any of this works (15 screens into a Signal exchange) www.lawfaremedia.org/article/anna...

one of my more popular pieces I have done, and I am very proud of how it turned out.

エルフちゃんのお腹撫でまわした

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israel requires Palestinian labour, land, and even organs to maintain its apartheid state.

LRT honestly even if that were the case its up for us to navigate and resolve this conflict not someone else decide for us and certainly not one person getting to decide for everyone

star child: "organics and synthetics cannot coexist" shepard: "I literally just solved the geth/quarian war five minutes ago and my pilot is banging the ship's AI"

had the brief impulse to do that 'name one niche ethical stance you feel strongly about' with "all sex should be illegal and anyone who has sex should be put in prison" but then i was like "anyone who takes that seriously would probably not be as funny as i'd like"

ACA did a lot of good but I'll forever hate that we didn't get the version we could have had if Obama and his people weren't fucking OBSESSED with compromise

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appreciate the people who have counterspelled the hex placed on me uwu

I dunno how to tell y'all this but if me going "this is oneeshota to me" about your lil comic of pit and samus is enough to make you not want to draw them you may not be ready for posting your art online

also sorry to all artists but people are going to sexualize Pit whether you like it or not and if Nintendo didn't want us to do that they wouldn't have put him in spats

somebody tell me if hexes stick around after the caster blocks you

Yukari Yakumo dressing in a suit and hiding her tits in a gap

I better stay indoors till this hex wears off I don't wanna end up like Charlie Kirk

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this is oneeshota to me bsky.app/profile/hosh...

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drawing Mobius of all people with huge tits is very funny

Democrats voted unanimously to confirm Marco Rubio.

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Child actors need a real manager/agent, and the on set teachers/tutors/whatever need to be court mandated reporters

Art by René Georges Hermann-Paul 1899

MAGA man eats pavement after shouting slurs at No Kings protesters

every day the azur lane devs get closer to going "fuck it" and freeing the nipple

Randomly remembering the time someone said species isn't a social construct and in so doing revealed that they don't know what it means for gender to be one.

warframe still rules

"With the castle?"

"Ed Figaro? The Returner machinist?"

This is basically operating on the same principle as those ads where the game they're advertising for isn't what they show in the ad. Marketing people whose only metric is clickthroughs so they do shit like this to get you to click out of horror/horny/curiosity. bsky.app/profile/slee...

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Asking Mamdani to condemn Hasan is still so fucking funny. "Mamdani still refuses to condemn Wayneradiotv!"

listen to me take all your gamerscore out now

MICROSOFT IS OUT OF MONEY