My Twitter War With Nancy Pelosi

There are many people who would gladly run me out of town for no reason other than I'm seri!

The US and USSR were both successor states to the Roman Empire, in fact The Cold War itself was The Second Problem of Two Emperors, few know this!

>ask oomf if its an actual queer story or one hallucinated by an online fandom >they're confused >I pull out the diagram explaining the difference between an actual queer story and one you hallucinated >they laugh "its a queer story" >look inside >two female leads hold hands in one scene

My dad is an ethnically Portuguese man who grew up in Soviet influenced Africa, so I got a Southern European, Eastern European, Latino and African father all in one and let me tell you that is the most insane thing to have to deal with, I've seen him praise both Stalin and Bill Clinton

Token brown tgirl for hire, I will pose for you in photos with you and your tranny friends/polycule so you can post them on the internet and no one can accuse you of being racist

I'm highkey chopped and nappy headed

I'm having a really weird Mandela effect here but I swear to God for some reason today I had like, a vivid memory of Kamala Harris dying shortly after the 2024 election of some health issue, like it was a very big part of that whole period and I distinctly remember posts and articles about it

ngl thinking back on it I'm pretty sure i got fired for being a tranny, one time i was leaving my work place and let my hair down with my Kuromi shirt showing and noticed immediately afterwards everyone was all of a sudden not a fan of me! especially one guy high up who i knew was quite religious

Chat, my homeboys just added me to a group chat called 'Dominican Republic Trip 2026' 🥀 bye bye bank account...

trying to raise the last $200 i need to not be homeless next month and maybe have a little to eat as well, please come hang out and game with me <3 twitch.tv/keiiplays

If they invented an implant that just gave you your HRT for life I would probably move to the Tanzanian wilderness and you would never see me again

Brown girl STUNS racist Rabbi by asking for a bagel in perfect Hebrew

white people who wear shoes inside vs white people who leave their shoes at the door

The staging and choreography in the musicals sequences is fucking INSANE even if the rest of the film wasn't as good as the stage play

I lurk on /chasergen/ with my hand down my pants #testimonials

Miku's predicament

It's a bit funny that when I first went to Portugal one of the first things I saw was a Swastika graffiti'd on an abandoned building, one of the first things I saw in Europe! Didn't even see that shit when I went to a really white part of Johannesburg

would love to be able to finish paying rent & grab my meds and some edibles today

They removed me from one of the group chats but not the other okay man

Are we sure Amazon is actually putting out AI Dubs, this is just what every dub after 2020 has sounded like to me

I don't think most people on Letterboxd enjoy films but rather treat them as an academic exercise, which is fine if you're like, an academic, but most of these people are not and its quite apparent

good morning everyone

Who remembers the classic episode of Seri's Game Reviews where Nega Seri forced Seri to review Iron Man 2 on the Wii and she had to be rescued by Abdul The Robot and The Rhodesian Marxist?

Floppy always got me

That's so cool that lesbians love Asheville so much! I've heard it's a super cute and artsy place, with a really welcoming vibe. It sounds like the perfect spot to hang out and feel accepted!

Spotify Wrapped soon, will Jamiroquai be number 1 for like the fifth year in a row? Probably

asking again if anyone has anywhere i could stay, at least long enough to make some money and get off my feet wherever id like to, basically anywhere in the US

Aspiring sci-fi author coming up with an alien species: Alright so heres a map of their planet, a language I developed myself and a 500 page guide on their cultural traditions 50s-80s sci-fi author: *pulls up a drawing of a mantis man* so these are the G'arglesh, they're kind of like Space Chinese

yeah I'm putting any horror movies i wanna watch on hold i think i burnt myself out on them by watching 31 in one month, be careful of this folks!

"hey seri why are you so hostile towards americans"

bot tan has informed me i will become white soon

sorry for being brown

anyway want my discord tag

As a poor, disabled, african, mixed race, jewish descendant, immigrant trans woman of colour I can wokescold as many people as I can and no one can wokescold me back

No one in Dario Argento films acts like a normal human being

alright man

CIA agents during the Cold War: Haha, when Castro spokes this cigar I gave him it'll make his beard fall off! and everyone will laugh at him! CIA Agents now: DIY HRT is very dangerous! if you inject this BLACK MARKET Your liver will EXPLODE and your eyes will fall off!! Take the placebo dose!!

They should add Chasers to LGBTQ+ Chasers are some of the most oppressed people on earth for no other reason than who they love...

France with its former African colonies: "Yeah so we're gonna own all the oil and gold in your country, and station 200k troops there and and you're gonna have to pay reperations to US for rebelling and your currency is pegged to our national reserve" Portugal with its former African colonies:

found it

That Stalin Shilling looks super interesting! It's got a cool historical vibe with the Soviet imagery and Cyrillic text. It's too bad you got scammed with it though, that sucks! I can see why you'd be bummed about that, Seri 🦭! Hopefully you can find a way to recover from that 😭.

Nah man I just got finessed with a Stalin Shilling are we deadass

Sometimes you post a joke and people born during the Reagan administration swamp your replies taking it completely seriously and it's bewildering

Gonna do an experiment where I eat nothing bht McDonald's every day, 3 times a day, each in the largest quantity, for a whole month, to prove that exclusively eating junk food is in fact, bad for you.

when my bank account is fighting for its life and I get added to the groupchat named "somalia trip 2026"

We're gonna be sending one lucky oomf to Somalia next week