They killed the guy who issued a fucking fatwa against nuclear weapons and was careful to minimise civilian and infrastructure damage, resulting in his replacement by his son who lost everyone he ever cared about and has no reservations against nukes or attacking civilians and infrastructure 👍

What I would do as president of the world -Ban inflation, just make it illegal for prices or wages or rent or anything to ever go up -Jail EVERY Right winger FOREVER -Give Apes social security numbers -Give Monkeys social security numbers -Ban Croatia -Ban non-transformers 80s property sequels

It's kind of funny how Chucky is like, the one long running horror series where pretty much all the entries (failed reboot aside) are memorable and at the very least a 6/10, which is weird you'd think from the absurd premise alone it would be bad from the start right?

I ask Hazey to do something and they didn't understand and I kept repeating over and over but then I realised I was speaking in Portuguese without realising, embarrassing

ココロジョジョル第3部 by ネロ Published: 2015-09-21 #sm27202987 #音MAD

Next time my friends invite my out I should got in a dress, if I get murdered, I get murdered, although I'm probably being paranoid I see people in town who have thigh highs and pink hair if you know what I mean, just too used to that "deprived area of london" mindset

You'd think I was a stoner or junkie if you've ever spoken to me on any personal level but nope, never done any non prescription meds besides HRT and multivitamins

I listened to Late Registration again #WeForgiveYouYe

In April 2025, West would tweet multiple controversial posts about transgender people, posting that his "dick to [sic] long for trans pussy" and that "You start dating a trans women [sic] and wondering why y'all got so many things in common."

My favourite 9/11 conspiracy theory is the one stating that the planes were empty pilots aside and that the people who boarded them were placed into witness protection because that implies the government was fine killing almost everyone in the WTC and Pentagon but not any of the planes

It feels like the entire Ukraine war has just been the media going "Ukraine is winning" then some guys on Twitter going "the media is lying, Ukraine is losing" and then 8 months later the map is unchanged

I would hire a prostitute but instead of having sex with her I'd like, take her to Greggs and Lidl

C*ntrapoints makes 1 or 2 overproduced videos a year about cancel culture and spends the rest of the year talking about how you're a Russian psyop if you think genocide or Bill Clinton constantly being photographed with Epstein is bad, and then makes more in a year than you will in 20

I'm not joking, this is an actual Iranian missile that says "In the memory of the victims of Epstein Island"

I made a good decision giving up on an NHS care path a longtime ago, will this lead to a ban on HRT via the NHS? 50/50, too many legal & logistical issues but I wouldnt put it past them, still its fucked up, we're an invisible powerless minority here and we're constantly being terrorised by everyone

My high school friend who became a hotep only posts about crystals, ancient moon powers and jesus being black on insta

Why does 1/4th of the UK have a criminal record

The 🅱️ois ask you to hop on | They're playing Diddy Games

Atheists be like "SCIENCE AKBAR"

PLEASEEEEEEE send hundreds of yanks to die for Israel PLEASEEEEEEE, this is the funniest cultural moment to do this

The other site is kind of fascinating because it's like all edgy and full of actual nazism and pedophilia with no one batting an eye until a trans woman makes an edgy joke in which case it becomes this

WHAT?!?!?!?! 😭😭😭😭😭😭

My ID 👇

The Ring but the video is an alternative universe version of Family Guy only gay people can access

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE KID FROM THE TED SHOW WAS 25 WHEN SEASON 1 WAS FILMED

Since Khamenei is dead these are now the only 9 heads of state who've been ruling since the 20th century 💔

Logged onto the other site because a friend sent a link and the first thing i see upon accidentally clicking home is a clip of an Israeli soldier getting blown in half by a missile

was playing COD MW2 at my in laws', now i don't usually play these games so you can imagine my confusion when the game called MODERN Warfare had the...Soviets?? as a faction? I'm guessing this was before these were State Dept propaganda but I'm still shocked they werent Bin Laden esque terrorists

pills that make you weird #art

the new kid worked up the bravery to ask you a question... #art

BREAKING 🚨: Juan Guaido has declared himself as the new CEO of Bluesky

うみねこのなく頃に/ワルギリア

CHILDISH GAMBINO IS YOSHI???

This seems like a good way of cratering advertising prices, is he stupid?

The Bluesky Elder elites won't tell you this, but Bluesky was designed as a federal operation by the Right Kuomintang occupiers in Taiwan in collaboration with the United Klans of America to steal the power from MAGA Communist platforms like Elon Musk's X and Trump's Truth Social.

Pixar made films in the 2000s so incredible that I can only assume they made a deal with a demon that would ensure they would never produce anything challenging or innovative past like 2010 ever again

#Supergirl supergirl

The feminine urge to investigate a creepy allegedly haunted town with nothing but a combat jacket and pistol

Once you start girlmoding you kind of start seeing late 20s boymoders who live in the west with a bit more contempt

I think I finally got my mom to stop larping as Portuguese

I was talking on the phone and some guy next to me decided to death stare at me, who even are you bro

point of clarity: "epstein class" is the new name for the entire ruling/billionaire class, it is not a subset of them. they are all complicit, and their class interests are entirely wrapped up in being able to own children that they can rape.

I can speak Portuguese fluently I am just prone to making typos when writing in it, blame my education back home which was also obsessed with also teaching us English and Changana

Idc if this counts as horny on main but good god I forgot how well mid 2000s anime fanservice was, all the shit you get nowadays is overly bouncy and kind of unappealing, idk why, but like, the late era Gainax shit was good, like an art piece almost, I blame the recession

sometimes i wake up at lie 11am and go "wait i went to sleep at 10?" and that's the moment I realise I had an episode last night, blegh

THEY'RE GONNA DO IT, THEY'RE GONNA SEMI OPENLY CONSCRIPT CIVILIANS AND SEND THEM TO DIE FOR ISRAEL AT IT'S BIGGEST MOMENT OF UNPOPULARITY, IT'S OVER, THEY'RE GOING TO MAKER RECONSTRUCTION LOOK LIKE THE EARLY 90s THEY'RE SO STUPID

i used to take that lil kid mojtaba to school. lil bro used to always say one day imma be rahbar. now look at em. shit crazy how life work! congrats tho lil bro