HEY DIPSHITS IN YOUR MID-TWENTIES. Go see a dentist. Before it’s too late. Not even joking.

Rue after dy*ng

gn moots who happen to see this

Came up on recommendations. JUMPSCARE. #MusicSky

Genuinely considering this, ‘cause it’s already taking much of my time. This app is just way too wholesome and I love it 😭. Fuck twitter.

I’m pretty enough to be gooned to but I’d rather be pretty enough to be taken on a nice spaghetti dinner.

What the hell, sure

When the weapons formed against you aren’t prospering.

Steve Lacy you will always be famous #MusicSky

Not today "recommended serving size." Not today...

Everywhere I go, this evil bitch follows me.

THE BLUETOOTH DEVICE IS CONNECTED SUCCESSFULLY

Furries are actually some of the coolest and nicest people i’ve met. U guys are just haters.

this happens a lot in libraries - they're the only true community asset left and the staff are increasingly trained in mental health first aid

Nintendo #FunFact: Yoshi and the Mysterious Book for the Nintendo Switch 2 System was originally M-Rated because Yoshi said bitch.

use commas pls

Mystery Dungeon soundtracks >>> #Pokemon

When Macklemore was like “When I was in the third grade, I thought that I was gay cuz I could draw” he left out that he was drawing yaoi

Bops 🫦 #MusicSky

Protesters from UltraViolet Action set up outside Apple’s Worldwide Developers Conference to call for Apple to take child sexual abuse imagery more seriously. Their flyers ask for the removal of Grok, X, and other nudify technology as well as to crack down on child sexual abuse material in iCloud.

Having to use an automated idea generator in the games industry is so deeply embarrassing. What do you mean you struggled to come up with ideas? That's like the most abundant resource imaginable. You can't take a step without colliding with an ideas guy. Why would THAT be what you need help with?

wait I wasn’t even aware of this 😭 hopefully they fix all the shit decisions they made with the -26 OSs #WWDC

Respost if your account is a safe place for the trans community. 🏳️‍⚧️

“call that a tres leches”

this was a GREAT quote post. 2 bad ion have followers lmao

Plain pasta with salt, pepper, garlic, and some butter may be "poor food" but damn if I don't love it.

#poetry #perspective #privilege #war #usa #karma #geopolitics #oil #holywar

spongebob memes >>>>

Love that bsky’s trends are so wholesome. Wdym “Birds” is @ #1 and not Make America N*zi Again?

Proud to announce I've almost paid off the shitty airport sandwich I bought three years ago.

Barcelona, la única ciudad del mundo con una librería dedicada a Palestina: "La cultura también es resistencia" ✍️ Por Judit Castaño diario.publico.es/ive…

who’s punishing them? lmao

I will not be performing at Freedom 250.

scat convention’s evil twin

I changed my diet recently to eat healthier and have been farting in ways I only thought cows could do.

🐷🙅‍♀️🤝🫂

I don't understand why the powers that be measure the economy by the stock market, which is too easily manipulated I would love to see the economy measured by the average persons' disposable income Leave those thieves in suits out of the equation

I love video games but I hate gamers and gamer culture. I want nothing to do with people who act like it's culturally still the early 2010s while having toxic personalities stuck in the 2000s. They are everything they claim to be victims of, but worse and far more insufferable.

For the record: if music sounds good to your ears then it's good music. Stop letting people tell you otherwise.

Mario doesn't wipe.

My biggest concern is that there are too many dumb people in this country to overcome the onslaught of misinformation and the ultimate failure of our democracy

To do list.

girl fuck twitter

I found your controller. I’m pressing the urinate button over and over

Finally forced myself to write one of the emails I've needed to write since yesterday. It took less than two minutes. The other one can wait til tomorrow. Stupid anxiety being all anxietous.

oh hi