You think any of the average Texas Republican voters feel like total losers because their party has to rig the elections?

BREAKING: Trump to pardon every man unfairly targeted on Chris Hanson's To Catch a Predator.

In line at the pet food store and a register opened up and the guy behind me just rushed over as fast as he could. Okay, bud.

So I'm super confused. It's only that SECOND strike on that boat that is giving people problems? They're perfectly fine with all the FIRST strikes?

Raked leaves yesterday, shoveling snow today. My shoulder hurts. I might have to accept the idea that I've officially reached hire someone to plow the driveway age.

Trump blows up Venezuelans in boats for alleged drug smuggling. Trump pardons ex-president of Honduras who was convicted of...drug smuggling.

...is the Democrats' gamble on forcing an ACA subsidies vote...working?? 👀

Drake motherfuckin Maye

Listen, Trump simply had a preventative MRI. No big deal. Like that time I had a routine preventative tracheotomy.

Can't believe I'd totally forgotten the Patriots were playing tonight until about 20 minutes ago. My brain is mush.

NEED them to. This is how our economic system must function, by the citizens being nothing more than professional consumers. We only thrive as a country if we're surrounded by useless crap than we can't afford. Quite the society we've built, eh?

Okay, I bought myself ONE Black Friday Christmas present. Don't judge.

Rewatching the Rob Zombie Halloween movies for some reason. By far the worst decision of the first one was making Michael come from a cartoonishly redneck family. Part of what made him so creepy was the idea that he was a normal kid from a normal family and there was no logical reason.

Pete Hagueseth is a better nickname than anything Trump came up with.

Finally raked the backyard, just in time for it to get covered with 8 inches of snow tomorrow.

Putting the jokes aside for a moment, the mere idea that Democrats are getting advice from a *checks notes* venture capitalist tells you everything you need to know.

I'm a ball cap wearer. I just am. And I'm tired of being treated like a second class citizen.

How funny would it be if Trump pardoned an actual case of voter fraud.

This isn't rocket science: the Democratic Party sucks because they embraced Reaganomics in the 80s and still embrace it. When Bill Clinton said "The era of big government is over" was when the Dems fully became fiscal Republicans. And you can't be social liberals if you don't support funding it.

3 Pluribus episodes in and I'm thoroughly enjoying it. My highest praise is I have no effing idea where it's going.

I will only accept someone's excitement for snow if they have to shovel it and drive in it.

I live in New England and I don't own a proper Red Sox or Patriots hat. I should fix that.

Sometimes my boy just wants to be a little cuddle bunny.

I'm enjoying IT: Welcome to Derry, enjoying not loving, but I do have to say I think it's the best opening credit sequence I've ever seen. I never skip it.

As the owner of a flashlight company I hate horror movies because they give our product a bad name. They don’t just randomly cut out!

At the risk of sounding like old man yelling at cloud - headlights are too goddamn bright these days. They're either being made too bright or people are just riding around with their effing brights on all the time.

I succumbed to one Black Friday deal. I bought a digital version of The Long Walk for $9.99. No regerts.

Black Friday discount? What the hell is that? My ebook is FREE today through Sunday. Can't get a better deal than that!

Went to a bunch of Black Friday events and got tons of wicked cool stuff, and even managed to elbow a few old ladies in the face. Just kidding. Haven't even left the house yet today.

Time for a holiday classic.

Happy Thanksgiving to all who celebrate.

Finally watched Terrifier 3 last night. I don't think I can say these are "good" movies, necessarily, but I do admire them. They got moxie!

JD Vance had things to say after the DC shooting. Sofa King what.

Americans seem willing to give up ALL of their rights and freedoms in the name of safety, except gun rights. Make it make sense.

Hot take: I think there's been an over correction with Halloween III: Season of the Witch. It didn't deserve the hate when it came out but I'm not sure it deserves the near laudatory praise being heaped on it now. It's a solid little horror movie.

I'm grateful that Thanksgiving doesn't require extensive travel. We only have to drive about an hour. 🦃

Key lime pie. That's my opinion on pies.

Is American Light and Fixture, Director of Sales, Shower Curtain Ring Division the greatest movie profession in the history of movies?

I bet I haven't eaten Taco Bell in over twenty years but every time I see a commercial I want to go to there. Luckily my wife is usually there to remind me it would probably not end well.

Share a 90s movie you think deserves more love... 🎥🖤

I love Mythbusters because they'll tackle true life or death situations and also (as I'm watching right now) they'll get drunk and see if "beer goggles" is a real thing.

This place is unquestionably better than the other place, but this place does still have it's share of reactionary ragebait dildos who post things like "🚩Men who like Breaking Bad 🚩"

It annoys me that I have to be happy about the Chiefs winning, but it does help the Pats.

Hey, where the hell is Tulsi "No Regime Change Wars" Gabbard?

Patriots got an ugly win. You need those sometimes.

RIP DOGE. Your only accomplishment was killing hundreds of thousands of people by dismantling USAID. You must be so proud.

Patriots WR Mack Hollins should change his name to Matt Collins cuz that's what I hear every time it's said.

Wanted to be productive today but I haven't even taken a shower yet.

I can't handle the NBA Cup painted floors. Just started watching last nights Celtics Nets game and I want to stop.

Stephen Miller corners Zohran Mamdani in the hallway, gets right up in his face, their noses almost touching. Miller hisses, "He's MINE, you got it? You'll never love him like I love him! So back OFF!"