Neon Genesis Evangelion Stage 91 Where Light Returns

Announcement: SMBC has achieved AGI internally. We will not be releasing our model to the public, but are working closely with experts in jokes about clown-sex and philosophy. We ran the model on the SMBC corpus and it discovered 17 zero-day overly-elaborate boner gags.

no suicides permitted here, and no smoking in the parlor

"Go Tell it On Discord" Like "Go Tell it On The Mountain" but it's about all of the ways your metamors say hi

hey do you guys wanna get together and be overwhelmed

I'm going to invent a machine that can suffer and then name it after my father in law

i can't help but note, as i listen to the NASA livestream, that all the most meaningful parts of the artemis mission are the human ones. nothing artificial can top organic intelligence, and all that blooms from our connections.

The scene in Spider-Man 3 where MJ and Harry cooking an omelet together taught me the kind of home life I wanted at a young age

My gf keeps posting about attacking my FIL and I'm pretty sure she's serious

It's 10pm. Do you know where your bisexuals are?

Project Hail Mary (2026)

Good morning

"Hmm not much happening on bluesky" *closes app* *stares into space for a few seconds* "Hmm wonder what's new on bluesky"

This tedious office shit is starting to age me. There's an email chain with the subject "Incubator Doors" and I thought "I hardly know her!" And then gave an exasperated sigh at my own pun I need to rekindle my sense of whimsy

The End of Evangelion Episode 26' Sincerely Yours I Need You

Neon Genesis Evangelion Episode 24 The Last Cometh The Beginning and the End, or "Knockin' on Heaven's Door"

I wish I could take my brain out and blow on it like a classic NES cartridge, and put it back in.

The best thing about April 1st is that all of the bad news you see is fake and you can ignore it

Good morning from me and my executive function

#aprilPetsDay #aprilfoolsday

Neon Genesis Evangelion Episode 26 The Beast that Shouted "I" at the Heart of the World Take Care of Yourself

I am currently working on a LoTR eat-along and I have found a way to make (or at least represent) everything except: -Orc Blood -Hobbit Finger Would love suggestions

This is how I would summarize like a quarter of the Magnus Archives

On sight Iykyk

me: i have my best caption ever wife: show me me: it’s mice cream! wife: that’s a rat me: but- wife: sorry babe me: i was gonna win the internet wife: are you crying? me: no

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Tapping the sign for tdov

That's right

Side note how insane is it that Gimli can identify orc blood by taste?? What the hell is going on with orc body chemistry that makes it so distinctive? How much has he tasted? Does it get in his mouth while he's fighting? Has he been mauling them like a dog?

Well I've done less work than I wanted today but more importantly I made a pivot table of each appearance of food in the Lord of the Rings Extended Edition for an upcoming watch party FYI It's mostly bread, beer, and cheese

Cry on my shoulder Funnily enough, many people find the conversation here more interesting than the actual punchline 😅

Quote posting this so I'm not ranting in some stranger's comments: Red Rising needs an animated adaptation but the author is stuck on the idea of a live action series. The visuals in these books are insanely cool but would require a Star Wars level budget to render in live action.

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Plotting the correct time to inflict this show on my gf who hasn't seen it, my other gf who hasn't seen it in years, and my fiance who hasn't seen it sober

It is with great sorrow I report that yesterday's tornado weather did NOT rip my office out of the earth and scatter it across the county

@travesofficial.bsky.social wanted me to voice this comic as their Kofi request so I did 👽

why's everyone talking about harry potter i thought they gunned that asshole down in the street

frankly, i think it’s beautiful that we’re all on here together as we descend deeper into madness

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Tomorrow is my birthday and what I want for my birthday is for Ohio to repeal its new anti-drag law

random horse names

Happy (lol) Endometriosis Awarenes Month For anyone who does not know, this is a chronic inflammatory and pain condition affecting at least 1 in 10 people with a uterus. It causes the uterine lining to spread outside the uterus, adhering organs together, and causing intense pain.

Without downloading any new pics what's it like dating you?

reason.com/2026/03/19/j... You love to see it

Not shocking to learn that the Cleveland Clinic does bottom surgery. Interesting to learn that they're all done by some "vagenious" who spends all day every day hard at work in the pussy factory And that this is apparently the norm for doctors who do bottom surgery

What's Up? by Four Non Blondes This song goes on forever, no part of it is enjoyable, and even just mentioning it has put the chorus in my head for the rest of the day