You’re telling me a ginger bred these men?

Why are you polyamorous? Wrong answers only: My fiancé wants a Costco membership but it’s not worth it for a household of 2 people. Neither of us wants kids. The solution is obviously to have girlfriends instead.

Happy Elevator Day everyone! Remember to leave matryoshka dolls out for Asuka and Rei!

Briefly got double vision when my gf called me the name only my mom uses because my fiancé told her about it

(Allegedly)

At last I have discovered upward mobility. See you losers later

Good morning

Don’t get me started on flatbread (naan-derogatory)

Talking to my chronically ill partner about her every day experiences

Christmas wishes *have* to come true when you have this ornament

I should not be at a cold desk making parts lists I should be reaching into a hot oven to retrieve a loaf of bread

My 19 year old coworker found out I have two boyfriends and she thinks I'm incredibly cool and I had to break it to her that polyamory is mostly about having enough people to play D&D with.

Don’t forget to leave out bullet casings for #Luigi tonight

I may be at the auto parts store as a favor to my partner but in my heart I am cleaning her swords after a glorious battle. Wiper blades? I hardly know her.

Really getting the impression that Spotify wrapped is pretty badly skewed by their algorithmic “shuffle” that is skewed by my previous listening patterns. My top artist is always going to be the same band as last year until I start clearing their songs out of my library

When you join a polycule and then later realize all the original people who were part of it when you joined are now gone, call that a relationship of Theseus.

Guy who refers to his polycule as “chat”

Can’t believe the state plowed the highways i need for my commute obligating me to show up to work instead of staying home to sleepily watch the snowfall. Unforgivable

This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥

Good Morning

All this snow means the woodchucks at my work are cooped up under the building and those guys are NOT playing nice under there

Restarting the #StormlightArchive now that my gf has finally picked it up!

Unicorn tat design commission, done in the style of my "Bound" piece.

“the #pain ate away at my existence & #society expected a fully functional person. So I forced myself into this #SurvivalMode where I simply worked & obliterated the rest of my life, in order to do this 1 thing.”: buff.ly/HAufTU0 by @chronicallynikki.bsky.social #ChronicPain

This is how my girl looks at me when I make a pun

I’m constantly amazed how people are made to normalize their #chronicpain. Just had to convince a family friend that Your Veins Shouldn’t Hurt. I poked the veins in my hand and said “No part of this hurts.” The look of confusion she gave me

XKCD almost had me crying at work this week

heartbreak is a great opportunity to fill your heart with something new, like a bitter rage

Astronaut Hates Long Nightly Spacewalk To ISS Outhouse https://theonion.com/astronaut-hates-long-nightly-spacewalk-to-iss-outhouse/

sorry im late for work the latest xkcd comic made me sob with grief in a way i wasnt prepared for

Polyamory Day and Doctor Who Day are both November 23. Extremely important holiday for me.

I have plenty of ADHD, I just also have enough autism to make spreadsheets about it

a football should be a living creature that is very violent, with sharp teeth. and also there should be a light at the end of the tunnel. there should be a heaven worth waiting for

waking all the girls up at 3am for a zoom conference because i wanna use the polycompany steam gift card to buy DLC for a furry dating sim

The End of Evangelion Episode 26' Sincerely Yours I Need You

Getting too drunk and drowning face down in the cuddle puddle

Morning.

Realized this weekend that even if I’m lucky enough to have a second or even third wedding ceremony to my multiple partners, I still can’t refer to them as collectively as “my wives” because it would make me sound like some kind abrahamic, uber-patriarch, polygamist oppressor

Pronouncing polycules like a Greek hero

Somehow I missed the memo that Polyamory Day was yesterday, but I spent it cleaning up thanksgiving and having tomato soup with all of my partners so…I do feel like I celebrated

They call it a hand blender. But you’re not supposed to blend anyone’s hands with it

Someone please come dig me out from under this pile of leftovers

Neon Genesis Evangelion Episode 8 Asuka Arrives in Japan Asuka Strikes!

this is literally me btw. if you even care.

exceedingly late for Amuro's birthday but this was still fun to make <3

Today has been so unlucky it’s wrapped back around to being good! My soup was bland, I forgot to bring it to work for the potluck, but the drains at work are broken so we’re all going home!!