I realized I hadn't drawn in my sketchbook in quite some time. Also forgot I started a Captain America sketch after rewatching Albert Pyun's movie, several months ago. So I tightened it up a little more, and inked it quickly.

Guess I could start by adding alt text to my photos. I WOULN'T DO WHAT YA TOLD ME

Yesterday Punxsutawney Phil gave us another six weeks to be the people Andie MacDowell needs us to be.

February 2nd. Today's the day to watch that Bill Murray movie.

it's cold out, please remember to winterize your greyhounds

Bill Belichick spent his entire professional coaching career treating the sporting press like they where garbage, so yeah, I can see why the sports writers snubbed him for the Hall of Fame.

Why waste your time asking people what they want to eat if you just make whatever anyways?

Captain Picard: Tea. Captains Sisko and Janeway: Coffee. Captain CMj: replaces the Worf's workstation with a Coca-Cola Freestyle machine

The GOP can stop Trump any time they want. But first they have to want to.

Listening to @crobertcargill.bsky.social make a joke about Ash from Pokémon, and I pictured Bruce Campbell, and what's really embarrassing is how I've never made that connection before...

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

Getting a lot of Italian women with big breasts over on the other site poping up.

Pro digital artist tip: make things easier and more organised for yourself by naming your layers!

'Poseidon hears you and grants you a boon' You wake up tomorrow with a bunch of horses in your back yard. Because the Greek Gods where just the worst

My load bearing Tweet has always been the Harriet Family Matters one but I've never seen this one before and it's in competition for the top spot

There’s how old you think you are, and there’s how old shoveling six inches of snow tells you that you are.

Not Quebec checking in

About to start Christmas Dinner at 7 pm and stepfather wants to play Monopoly after... I have work in the morning!!

It's wild giving my mom a lotto scratch ticket for her stocking, because she has me scratch it off for her. (She won $10)

The reason Batman Christmas specials are the best is because in every one Batman is just openly frowning at Christmas lights and Santa hats. Then a themed villain tries to kill him in an admittedly funny way.

And they say Print is Dead

Tax these churches immediately.

"Chainmail Jester" Okay, now I have a concept for my next D&D character youtube.com/shorts/dkN1e...

ATTACK

Buddy, this could be about a lot of shit.

A little preliminary sketch for this year's Christmas card

Imagine seeing The Godfather III and Black Phone II in the same theater, in the same week

people like Sabrina Carpenter saying essentially "decent people don't want the stench of ICE or this White House anywhere near them" to an audience of millions that includes a lot of young people helps empower them against ICE while reminding ICE agents that everyone hates them, both big wins

has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane

Eating chicken -Raising Canes

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i was in the top 0.02% of his listeners this year

Looking for past Garfield Macy's balloons. Found a new reaction image

*snacking* They call them Oyster Crackers, but they don't taste like oysters

Now I have the urge to make a Bacon, Lettuce, and grapes sandwich

Waiting for Shark Boy to return to wrestling as "Hunky Werewolf" so Taylor Lautner can sue him right back

Her: What are you thinking? Me: Tomatoes are technically a fruit, but people call them vegetables so they don't have to compete with grapes.

THE WELL-AIMED BRICK DOES THE TRICK

Making THE INVISIBLE MAN… VISIBLE! 😜

Got a text from my sister, and she says my nephew would really like a Chess Set for Christmas. Cool, cool, cool... Friends, I don't play Chess.

soup as old as time broth as old as rhyme beauty and the bisque

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Being kicked out of Vampire Club because I broke Rule One of Vampire Club: "Don't talk about Edward Cullen." BUT HE'S SO SHINY