THAT IS A BEAR

Two weeks is a much more reasonable amount of time in which to remove a President from office than one day. Time to at least seriously try.

I have voted twice to advance articles of impeachment. We cannot wait. Congress must convene immediately and begin proceedings to remove this man from office for the safety of our nation, Americans, and the world.

Anti-Chewing-Tobacco Activists Speak Out Against Secondhand Spit https://theonion.com/anti-chewing-tobacco-activists-speak-out-against-second-1819567795/

How bad is your team you need to invent the Nacho Hat from the Simpsons?

[Trying not to go to Hell]

And here's the photo of my Copic drawing of Absolute Wonder Woman! ❤️‍🔥

Me, in Gotham City, sitting on a solid gold throne atop a mountain of money and jewels, a harem of scantily clad women attending to me. Scarecrow: I'm beginning to think you weren't being honest on that questionnaire I mailed out

Mine: It’s okay to have a casual interest. Even as a woman. Or a black person. You can just like the stuff without having to develop an encyclopedic knowledge in order to fend off gatekeepers.

Say a thought about comics. Here’s mine. In superhero dialog, verisimilitude is better than realism.

The crazy thing about Facebook is it will randomly suggest a new 'friend' for you who is an absolute smoke show, and she a)lives in far away state and b) "Is in a relationship"

Batman: The Animated Series may have given us new definitive origin stories for nearly every major Batman villain, and Harley Quinn as a whole, but Superman: The Animated Series gave us Dana Delany calling Clark Kent “Smallville” and that feels equal to everything BTAS did to me

Playing 'The Shire' in Shadowrun and wondering if Aragorn would be a Street Samurai?

Never date an Italian woman, she'll want to cook for you, and then she'll put a cannoli in front of you...

Given what he wrote and the surrounding conditions (writing for the general public, inching out shit for patrons etc) I really think Shakespeare would have been the most amazing sitcom writer ever.

And BOOM goes the dynamite. To all the AI Bros who have slid into my mentions to tell me that you CAN in fact copyright AI materials, the Supreme Court has told you to go suck rocks. A prompt is not authorship. And if there is no author, there is no valid copyright. www.engadget.com/ai/the-supre...

My god...

Doing things the "right" way, burning out and then realizing there is another option, coming back and winning it all with no fucks given? Yes please tell me that story forever.

Trade Offer You receive: 2000 bucks and watching a horrible person go to jail I receive: the same???

Watching the Olympics and makes me nostalgic for 1080 Snowboarding for Nintendo 64

Nothing like losing on a $50 scratch ticket, then checking your checking account and you only have $45 bucks left

Hey kids, it's Judas Traveler!

let's stay together

The next Horror movie mega franchise. Reach out to me, Hollywood

@junkfoodcinema.bsky.social Happy Kick A Boombox Day

Hit $100 on a ten dollar scratcher LET'S FUCKING GO!

My niece has started Drivers Education, and as a non-driver I've been dreading this

I realized I hadn't drawn in my sketchbook in quite some time. Also forgot I started a Captain America sketch after rewatching Albert Pyun's movie, several months ago. So I tightened it up a little more, and inked it quickly.

Guess I could start by adding alt text to my photos. I WOULN'T DO WHAT YA TOLD ME

Yesterday Punxsutawney Phil gave us another six weeks to be the people Andie MacDowell needs us to be.

February 2nd. Today's the day to watch that Bill Murray movie.

it's cold out, please remember to winterize your greyhounds

Bill Belichick spent his entire professional coaching career treating the sporting press like they where garbage, so yeah, I can see why the sports writers snubbed him for the Hall of Fame.

Why waste your time asking people what they want to eat if you just make whatever anyways?

Captain Picard: Tea. Captains Sisko and Janeway: Coffee. Captain CMj: replaces the Worf's workstation with a Coca-Cola Freestyle machine

The GOP can stop Trump any time they want. But first they have to want to.

Listening to @crobertcargill.bsky.social make a joke about Ash from Pokémon, and I pictured Bruce Campbell, and what's really embarrassing is how I've never made that connection before...

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

Getting a lot of Italian women with big breasts over on the other site poping up.

Pro digital artist tip: make things easier and more organised for yourself by naming your layers!

'Poseidon hears you and grants you a boon' You wake up tomorrow with a bunch of horses in your back yard. Because the Greek Gods where just the worst

My load bearing Tweet has always been the Harriet Family Matters one but I've never seen this one before and it's in competition for the top spot