#ribs #hands

Sarumon at the cuck orb

my sister is leaving for two months and I'm sad :(

gift ideas for coworkers i hate

Today I Will Look The Burrito Man In The Eye and other stories of manifesting success

CW: Guns Play nice

A Map of the USA, but Only the Old States

True Art

perfectus

The anthrocon/furry episode of The Pitt has spoken. Santos would absolutely have a dragon fursona

firefly rumors led to me rewatching dr horribles sing along blog. culture may be falling apart but there are definitely ways in which it has gotten better. if you released this now youd be thrown to the wolves

i love having free will #RE9 #ScoobyDoo

A glimpse of my art style range, as shown by the Sean Matsuda scale

the ratatouille ride broke down so we got to watch linguini strangle a man while silently begging us to leave for a solid while

Rule number one of being incredibly lazy at work is that if you find a way to automate your tasks you never say that in a place your boss can see or hear which is why, even by their own terms, people that won't shut up about LLM coding are dumb as rocks. "Yeah, that was all me man" is what you say.

Is it gauche to wear your own blog's hat to the trampoline park?

Master of b-ballin’ Grandma strikes back greatures.com/comic/193/

BTW it is EXTREMELY common for academic papers to declare Lara Croft the first playable female game character (a very easy fact to debunk). As a grad student I wrote a paper that traced every appearance of this "fact" to a single paper, which is why you don't only engage with academic texts!!

I wanted to redraw that ol’ yun n yang reading drawing but then it spiraled to this stupid gag

Nancy 3/4/26 💅

there are too many ppl at this career fair including some people from school I do NOT wish to speak to again am going to die of anxiety and nerves

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sick to my stomach my nerves are totally shot

Ohhhh

"The CIA conspired to make me less cool than I was when I was 25" is the most succinct Gen X manifesto I've ever heard

Over 400 scientists have signed a letter calling for a moratorium on the deployment of age-verification technologies. The letter suggests the widespread deployment of untested AV tech is making the internet less safe. www.politico.eu/article/age-...

the premise of that transphobic in defense of effeminate gay boys article is so obviously stupid and self defeating that i cant stop laughing. "imagine if people told gay boys they were women" what. if drinking water made you have to pee

Sea ​​Anemone

impossible for me not to think of this stretch of Daniel Lavery's "Something That May Shock And Discredit You" any of the tens of times a year some pundit brings up the idea that their GNC ass could have been tricked into transitioning were they a kid today

Average mother and son conversation. #deadlock #rem #haze

absolutely correct, I don't know why people started saying "remake" when what they actually want is a PC port, 60fps and a couple stability patches

I think I have a money problem. I thought I could quit whenever I wanted but now I’m not so sure. I find myself doing reprehensible things to get money just so I can feel normal for a little while.

jay and matt (and matt and jay)

can't believe the robot that tortured princess leia entered texas airspace

its really not surprising that a scared and publicly vilified group such as transsexuals would grow to resent anyone who works in the industry (journalism) that has played a primary role in the past decade in influencing public, national, and legal opinion as a new pillar of the news cycle

im getting better at managing drive in street fighter 6 but drive impact continues to piss me off. i get it im dropping my combos thats why im getting hit. i dont like that its THAT easy to fully turn the tides & gain such a definitive upper hand the moment a combo is dropped 3x or more a round

I’m pretty sure I’ve said “sorry I’m just having an off week” for the past hundred or so consecutive weeks at least. And it was always true!

So these bubble animations were made with clear gel in this sequence from the movie "A New Dawn".

Newsom has the vibe of a guy that would visibly startle if a trans person walked up to him

“Holy smoke!”

drink less water. clench your jaw. worsen your posture. this is the time of monsters

"evo is setting out to solve the challenges locals face permanently" has exactly the same energy as a mobster telling you he's going to help you "settle your debts for good" while his henchman lead you into a dark soundproofed room

she um on my jammer til i lammy