FINALLY time to kick back and I see Katt Williams has a new one. YESSSS let’s see what this one is like

Wowza I have 300 followers on here??! How fun!

Yes, we talked to a geologist who curls about the very special geology of curling's stones, please enjoy

Kaori Sakamoto is human sunshine. #Olympics #MilanoCortina2026 #Figureskating

Thinking about Bernie Sanders in JNCO jeans to regulate my nervous system

The dildo distribution delegation is outside the Whipple Federal Building in Minneapolis.

Fish sauce and drawing badly to practice are elitist. Wow. What a website.

Sitting here wishing there was salad on this train and OH YEAH THERES SALAD ON THIS TRAIN.

Capitalists will look you dead in your face and tell you that the greatest economic system ever created is the one that took all of earth’s infinite bounty and made it finite.

Few things are as nice as sitting in front of the fire at Timberline Lodge.

Who up partying open.spotify.com/track/7y1uSq...

Sippin’ on Gin and Juice

Terrazzo today at Fine Arts Building.

This is just fucking awesome.

I’m the only guest in my hotel trapped by the ice storm and it’s next to a grocery store so I didn’t bother getting food. Well, the grocery store closed due to weather so I’ve been hungry. Told the front desk guy and he was like “I made a bunch of soup. Want a bowl of soup?”

It must be wild being a Republican. Literally no beliefs other than a burning desire to have a bigger, more confident man tell them what to do.

Can someone transport me to Paris, please? I need to go back right now.

Wow, gotta log off now.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandpa, not terrified like the passengers in his car.

He and Hakeem and Pelosi all give me the ick soooo bad.

Holy shit Seahawks

im so sorry.. that anchor is fighting for his liiiifeeeee

I don't know about this, Woody. Maybe the guitar could say 'This machine gives fascists better training'?

That kind of night when you just wish there were more bad choices in your quiet neighborhood

Should’ve made the jokes. Didn’t get the job. This is the part where I want to rip at my breast and scream cry into the heavens WHYYY?!? because I’m so goddamned tired, y’all. They didn’t even call my references.

A reminder....

I want to make jokes about this job application but I don’t wanna jinx it 💀

This really fucking sucks for all of the employees, because there are a lot of scientists and engineers who are staying at their jobs at the EPA out of moral obligation and I’m sure it’s the same in every agency. So fucking transparently corrupt and demoralizing 💔

Just finished my website and applied to a BIG job, y’all gotta wish me luck on this one.

Skater girls of Ethiopia

Lmao

Stupid dry January.

Wooooooweeee this first week of dry January is ROUGH I need to stop reading current events or it is NOT GONNA WORK

My kiddo just read her third book and y’all, could time slow down for just a fucking while?

Palantir. Sauron. CyberDyne. Blackrock. Mr Beast Inc. Cerberus. Blackwater. Anduril. Citizen. Citadel. Gilead. Bain Capital. Darktrace. Oracle. Umbra.

I am shocked to my core at how some people load their dishwashers 😱 CHICKEN BONES, Y’ALL?! WTF

Sitting here seething. The warmest christmas on record and all of these heavy fucking atrocities happening all around. And my kid just tore up a gift I spent time on to customize for her. Just ripped it in two. Broke my heart. So yeah, it’s Drink:30 PM.

Aaaaaaaand…. Commence to Gluhwein! 🍷

My husband finished my tin can tree, just in time for xmas and it looks so good in my retro basement!

Around half of San Francisco is without power right now and something like 1/3rd of intersections I drove through had waymos stopped in the middle of them making a dangerous situation even worse. Do not let Waymo into your city.

Amazing ❤️

inflatable decorations are great when you want your yard to look like a crime scene for most of the day

Fuck, I wish a bunch of you would get over reposting Bari Weiss’s every fucking sentence. She deserves to fade into obscurity because of her bullshit, and here y’all are putting her stupid face all over the timeline.

I’m at a dying mall getting some steps in as the indoor track in Evanston isn’t open. There was a lonely Santa in the middle with zero people waiting. I have never had a photo with Santa because we couldn’t afford it as a kid, and my kid was terrified of him. I bought a scarf and fixed it

Goddamnit, these new Walmart Grinch ads with Walter Goggins are so fucking good. I hate it.