it is useful not to lose sight of how, underneath everything else, hollow all of this noise is. portland and chicago are warzones, so i am dispatching a couple hundred best buy assistant managers there to quell the insurrections. potemkin stuff, paper thin

sleepless (2017) stained glass room

i think the disconnect with the bluesky team and the userbase is that the userbase, the people who occupy this place, think of bluesky as purely a twitter alternative and the bluesky team thinks of it as purely a coding foundation for others build off of

About to ride this man like it’s derby day

tbh the stark reality is that for nonbinary gender existence to gain much stronger mass traction among the public, it's basically imperative that people also 'allow the body to be nonbinary' i.e. question sexing of the body itself. there's basically no way binary sex & nonbinary gender can coexist

THEY QUICKLY CONVERTED ME FROM NTSC TO PAL COOP, I LOOK LIKE THE GRIMACE I'M SO PURPLE.

Abughazaleh: I think Kristi Noem should be tried at The Hague. And if the response from ICE to people exercising their first amendment right is to drive vehicles through them, they should not be an agency in the US.

this japanese blogger is so hype for the english language release of fantasy moon wars that they translated their past blog about the game for fans abroad

[ssb] laying out my vision

i’m very scared that having assumed that the first amendment is immutable was a mistake tantamount to suicide

okay but terrorist trespass is a fantastic bit. what’s next, terrorist jaywalking? terrorist loitering? terrorist rolling stops?

i love living in america www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...

I was going to say that we need a Christmas movie where a woman goes back to her small town and realizes that it sucks terribly and so recommits herself to her liberal lawyer boyfriend in the big city.

i haven't seen a murder this bad in my entire life, and i watched every season of Criminal Minds in grad school.

More and more people reporting today that Stripe - the payment processor that Itch said were putting the most pressure on them - now have staff actively confirming that yes, they are censoring LGBT content, adult or otherwise. That this is official company policy. This seems kinda significant.

this week feels like the week where people have started noticing prices ticking upward

I mean “my program has a bug: it developed an unexpectedly unsettling personality” come on that’s just straight sci-fi

being a trans woman is like Did You Like Being Forced To Grow Up Too Fast? Now Try Being Forced To Grow Up Too Fast Again II: You Aren’t Even A Child This Time

*looking at the news* *banging my fist on my desk* 1848 in the u.s.a.! 1848 in the u.s.a. RIGHT NOW! dispossess the agro-gentry! burn the megachurches! one man one vote! freedom to abort freedom to sodomise freedom to divorce! emancipate the ghetto! teach the peasantry to read!

my virtual desktop interface is on the fritz AMA

i hope this isn't too esoteric

discussing the possibility that i have an ameriKKKan fetish in this telephone call

I think about this post a lot lmao

misread this but imagine yuri con carne

The editors who published this should go straight to The Hague. I mean literally, according to the terms of international law such as it exists.

basically this

there’s really no greater joy than being a girl wearing Just A Big T Shirt

honestly the sex does get a LOT better after you become a hot woman.

rise and grind girlies let's get this bread

I will personally co-advise a Ph.D. thesis that examines the historical and conceptual parallels between the 50 Shades of Grey fanbase and TERFism in the UK.

The popularisation of BDSM to the point of it becoming literal mommy porn in the form of "50 Shades", endless thinkpieces about how unfulfilling hook-up culture is, and the peak of choice feminism being rewritten to be some kind of stultifying sex-negative radfem hegemony is MADDENING.

i feel like if they existed IRL there's no way the muppet residents of sesame street would be cool with "monster" being the accepted term for their ethnic minority, like we would've resolved this by the 70s and call them "hairy people" or smth

pointing out the subtle but important differences between cracker behavior and gringo behavior at my local gay-straight alliance

John Fetterman's big dumb ass lumbering around going Uurrrgh! Fire GOOD!

a little snooze... don't mind if i do

Sometimes I think of how only two generations of us were even allowed to attend these settler colonial ass universities in tiny, awkward handfuls, and how even that was too much

Genuinely upset the French for scissors turns out to be "ciseaux," that's the joke answer you put down when you can't think of the actual one

here’s my super ultra hot gender take. you ready for it? men are not actually inherently, intrinsically violent. that’s a patriarchal lie in much the same way that women are the “gentler sex.” the violence of Manhood is taught, it does not come naturally

“boys will be boys!” parents punish a boy for crying until he learns to stop. “boys will be boys!” peers slam his head into a wall because he told them to be nice to a girl. “boys will be boys!” his older brother tries to drown him for Walking Like a Girl. “boys will be boys!” fuck you

need to ride a really masculine older "straight" guy's cock and call him a faggot while im bouncing on it and watch the look of despair unfold in his eyes as he realizes he likes being called that

16th century redditor: is tea a drink or a soup?

Imagine going to give her backshots and you find out she's got a decepticon tramp stamp too late