Businesses really are getting better at letting you know ahead of time to never ever use their services.

The Shroud of Urine

please clap #Cat #Caturday

Walkin' down the alley...

Capped Heron. Pantanal, Brazil. The capped heron is a water bird endemic to the neotropics, inhabiting rainforest from the center of Panama to the south of Brazil. It is the only species of the genus Pilherodius, and one of the least known of the heron family, Ardeidae. 📸: @allecgomes

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The FBI guy is on a paranoid bender and won’t leave his room. The War guy quotes bible passages from Pulp Fiction. The Health guy collects raccoon dicks. It’s an Idiocracy on steroids.

Humans would be easier to draw if they had fur. Knees, ugh!

Oil companies losing money to solar, "What if we spread a large tarp over the city?" Sounds like something Futurama would use.

Oh oh, someone make tinkle..

Here's a weird one. Guy DMs me. Wants to give me $12,000 for no reason, wants me to open an account on some online transfer service and also WhatsApp. ??? I didn't fall off the turnip truck yesterday! He she or it got pushy so I blocked them.

NASA just dropped the closest image ever taken of Jupiter...

Golden Retriever pinned to the wall, By a tabby who’s having a ball. With a snuggle and wide-eyed surprise, Happy Caturday shines in their eyes. #bluesky #love #Caturday

They said the pope didn't know the Bible and then they quoted Pulp Fiction

She's so good at this.

If AI was so great, then the tech companies wouldn’t be in its 3rd or 4th year trying to force it onto the public. Good shit sells itself. Bullshit needs all the hype it can get.

Camellia after hard rain this week.

The Hangover I have today is nothing compared to the hangover I will have after he dies!

This is what happens when politicians want to be celebrities.

Kegsbreth's next Bible quote, Pam Poovey's back tattoo. From Archer:

Remember this fuck when his name comes on the ballot.

This cartoon by Naked Pastor is SO GOOD. Sums up what I’ve been saying for ages about what happens when you start gatekeeping womanhood (and spoiler alert it’s the opposite of feminism).

First yellow crowned sparrow I've ever seen, in the front yard today! No pix.

Music fest MAGAchella funds everything attendees pretend to hate.

Wait. Did they tell Trump to say the screenshots of his Truth Social post were "doctored," but he misunderstood and said it was a picture of him as a "doctor"?

If I can convince you that God speaks through me, or I am God, or I am the new Messiah, I can get you to do anything.

Not something you see everyday. A mesmerizing water vortex, known as a "fog angel," swirls in the Faroe Islands: a small waterspout, so thin that looks like an ethereal creature. Original post

I so wish I had thought of that, dang.

"Coachella is run by... a subsidiary of The Anschutz Corporation, which is owned by right-wing billionaire Philip Anschutz" who donates to the Republican Governors Association, the Republican AGs Association, the Senate Leadership Fund, & the Congressional Leadership Fund. @juddlegum.bsky.social

Still thinking about this note I found in the children’s section of the public library when I worked there back in 2018. This kid tried to warn us…

Won't patronize these hypocrites. You shouldn't either.

Alabama has banned all books with words in them.

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Genuinely the most pathetic thing I have ever read in my life

Neighbor said,"I'm with Team Pope!" I said, "Now is your chance to call them The Popel." He threw a flip flop at me.

MUSHROOMS!

“the furthest any human has ever been from their dog” ruined me good night

Action! #coopershawk This Coops is looking up at a wayward sparrow flying by. Seconds after I took this, the hawk leaped up and yoinked that sparrow right out of the sky!

Lesser Goldfinch in the Upside Down. California bush sunflowers took over my yard one year, it was glorious!

I don’t know if Trump is the Antichrist but Christ is most certainly the Antitrump.

Morning Kitten (and friend) Place your bets…

NASA recently released a breathtaking image of Earth, as seen from Space.

I named my dog "Nature" because he abhors the vacuum.