Sometimes when I’m unbelievably bored at work I’ll just start throwing out job applications for jobs I’m wildly unqualified for. Director of purchasing for the American Heart Association? Why not!

I’m sorry, do you think the context changes the meaning or nature of the quote? He is straightforwardly saying that affirmative action resulted in a bunch of unqualified black pilots flying planes!

I, too, wish that the president of the United States was a completely different person www.nytimes.com/2025/09/12/o...

We desperately need polls here, bc I need help picking out the name of our second cat. We are going to wait like a year to get a second cat but still.

I like to consider myself pretty online but I didn’t learn what a groyper was until today so this has been fascinating

“Hey, police are so short-staffed right now, could you come see this patient so you can tell them they can go” No. No, I think I want to waste the police’s time actually 😌

Drunk and crying about how much I love my cat

quote with your black and white #art

Chicago drivers are so terrifying oh my god

Eowyn and the Nazgul by Stephen Graham Walsh #LOTR

“If I become a worm, I would like to die. Squish me.” -Cody

I’m reading a very popular fantasy series by a Mormon author who loooves the military and it actually pisses me off so much that she casually throws queer relationships in the background given the previously stated information about her

It’s really stupid that reading more means I have less time to watch movies but watching more movies means I have less time to read 😡

“Your tattoo makes me think you’re a nerd who reads dragon porn” -a coworker, out of love

I see the world has not yet learned how to be normal about that singer’s romantic life. Not to be a hater but can you all calm down

I have decided that “Being On A Jetski” is going to become my number 1 priority in life

Juneau is a very charming place

First time flying with noise cancelling headphones today and my life is forever changed

I can count on one hand the amount of times men have hit on me since cutting my hair off and today it happened TWICE so I gotta take stock and recalibrate my presentation

“I’m just saying. The founding fathers would have killed Trump” -Cody

If you were following me over on the other place, then you know that for the past 3(!!!) years, I’ve been commissioning people to help me create an oracle deck of all the Valar. Here are the ones I have so far (artists in image descriptions)

Y’know who I *do* miss from the Other Place? This account:

If you think Superman is woke now, you should check out how he single-handedly - in real life - killed KKK recruiting in the northern states in the 1940's with the Superman Radio Series The Clan of the Fiery Cross. www.supermanhomepage.com/radio/radio....

The Hayes code created an incredible cryptographically secure form of horniness that has only since been equaled by internal-to-china social media apps

I really liked Superman :)

Heartbroken to hear the new Superman movie is good. Another decade of superhero movies I guess.

When Superman saves Palestinian children.

I was trying to describe my friend group to a coworker and ended up with “a bunch of gender freaks and homos” and that feels right to me

you love to see it

We *almost* didn’t get ac installed this year and thinking about this humidity without it makes me want to die a little bit so thank god for my brother who “knows a guy” who installed it for cheap

1977: why would the bartender in star wars even care if some robots with artificial intelligence came into his bar 2025: ohhh ok

Me: I really hate wearing helmets. I can’t even remember the last time I fell off my bike, like do I really need this Me, literally two minutes later:

Watching the sun and heat do all the hard work of killing my grass so I can plant clover at the end of the season

Cody, discussing wine: I like a peachy white. Cody: That’s why I picked you

“How come women don’t like freestyle motorcross? It’s just gymnastics but on a motorcycle” -Cody

Great to see my childhood church has come so far in terms of inclusion and love over the years /s

Got to answer all my 21 year-old cousin’s questions about therapy, how to find a therapist, and how to talk to her parents about going to therapy so that made the whole trip worth it

it’s even more demoralizing when the history you’re repeating is history you were around for the first time

My brain is breaking a little. The Cato Institute us saying ICE is going too far

you want me to give up *research*? a priceless skill that also leads to all kinds of rabbit holes and the fizzing excitement of satisfying my curiosity? are you bananas

Look how hot I was for my family wedding

I no longer have imposter syndrome, so. I’m damn good at my job(s).

I have a lot of difficult and conflicting feelings about my extended family but the one thing that cannot be denied is that we all love each other very much. And that’s special.

Four hours in a car with a toddler is no joke

I think about this every day

If one more person today asks me if my dragon is a Fourth Wing tattoo, I’m gonna lose it

Venmo is @/bazilla, accepting donations now thanks

I just need someone to give me a one-time donation of like $30,000 and a lot of my stress would free up

The hbomberguy and Todd in the shadows James Somerton videos are soooo satisfying to watch, sometimes I just put them on as background when I’m catching up on notes at work