The woman I know who married her youth pastor at the age of 18 is FINALLY getting divorced

Being a social butterfly who is also working 2 jobs and also needs to schedule enough alone time is rough bc friend will wanna hang out and I’ll have to be like “sorry, I’m booking out 1-2 months in advance” like a damn dentist office

Glad I got back into secret shopping, I missed having giant free meals

Monk at this silent retreat: If you’re pious but angry every time you open your mouth, you’re a shitty Christian. If you’re pious but you hurt someone every time you open your mouth, you suck at this. If you’re pious but you sit around judging other people, fuck you.

“Never trust a woman with a bird” -Cody

I love this illustration of book accurate Carrie by Dominic Bustamante www.instagram.com/Dommnics x.com/Dommnics/sta...

Power Washing Simulator 2 is an absolutely incredible game, just an unbelievable time waster

So Dispatch?? Anyone else playing Dispatch??? I’m obsessed with Dispatch???

My coworker is about to go on maternity leave and my sups asked her to come back to work during spring break because “so many people want that time off and she could help fill the gaps” and the incandescent rage I feel could blot out the sun

Kendrick, Joyce Carol Oates, Menswear Guy, and Isaac Chotiner are the Voltron of People You Don't Want Focusing on You

Look at this baby

there's a moment in PARADISE LOST where Satan arrives in Eden and realizes Hell isn't a place; it's a thing he carries within him and it'll follow him wherever he goes. and i think about that when i see these awful rich men whose monstrous wealth has enriched them not at all

My kids have measles and my SNAP benefits were cut. But at least those cashiers at Walmart aren’t writing “they/them” on their name tags anymore.

SCREAMING

My gender is very casual to me. It's *other people* who wanna make it a big deal.

Say it with me everyone: what happens in the ocean is NONE of my business

Let’s hear it out. You have the floor, carnivorous death ball

If Hilary Duff ends up going on tour, I will pay buckets of money to go see her, do you understand me

We have officially entered the time of year where I am literally never warm. Please send thoughts and prayers in this difficult time.

Goddamn Interview with the Vampire is a SHOW

Colorado voters have approved raising taxes on households earning over $300,000 to fund meals for all public school students, raise salaries for school meal staff, and bolster SNAP at the state level.

I just really need someone to give me like $50,000

I'm happy that Mamdani won. But I won't let that get in the way of my celebrating Cuomo losing.

BREAKING: Colorado voters approved a ballot measure that would raise state income taxes on higher-earning households to fund free meals for all public school students. Follow AP for live updates.

PEORIA, Ill. (AP) — Illinois deputy found guilty of murder in the shooting of Sonya Massey, a Black woman who called 911 asking for help.

i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times

You know, I left my culty church 15 years ago, and I *still* have people reaching out to me to talk about it when they themselves get out and I just think that’s interesting

Choosing Chainsaw Man as my first anime was a mistake because quite frankly nothing else will measure up to

the funniest thing about this is that those of us who grew up in the divide all have a bunch of pre-cell phone numbers memorized and almost none afterwards I know the home phone numbers of two of my childhood best friends from thirty years ago and none of the cell numbers of my college friends

LMAOOOOO A bunch of comedians tried to make up for their participation in the Riyadh comedy festival by donating their pay to Human Rights Watch and Human rights Watch was like “nah bitch we don’t want your dirty blood money” 😂😂 I’m dying

Desperately want to know where the idea of a “72 hour psych hold” came from. That’s not a thing. At least in Michigan. It doesn’t exist. And so many people ask about it.

Anyway, looking for a new goddamn job right the fuck now

I'm turning around on this technology now that i realized we are maybe two years from having the ability to entomb all billionaires in an eternal zoom meeting.

Sometimes when I’m unbelievably bored at work I’ll just start throwing out job applications for jobs I’m wildly unqualified for. Director of purchasing for the American Heart Association? Why not!

I’m sorry, do you think the context changes the meaning or nature of the quote? He is straightforwardly saying that affirmative action resulted in a bunch of unqualified black pilots flying planes!

I, too, wish that the president of the United States was a completely different person www.nytimes.com/2025/09/12/o...

We desperately need polls here, bc I need help picking out the name of our second cat. We are going to wait like a year to get a second cat but still.

I like to consider myself pretty online but I didn’t learn what a groyper was until today so this has been fascinating

“Hey, police are so short-staffed right now, could you come see this patient so you can tell them they can go” No. No, I think I want to waste the police’s time actually 😌

Drunk and crying about how much I love my cat

quote with your black and white #art

Chicago drivers are so terrifying oh my god

Eowyn and the Nazgul by Stephen Graham Walsh #LOTR

“If I become a worm, I would like to die. Squish me.” -Cody

I’m reading a very popular fantasy series by a Mormon author who loooves the military and it actually pisses me off so much that she casually throws queer relationships in the background given the previously stated information about her

It’s really stupid that reading more means I have less time to watch movies but watching more movies means I have less time to read 😡

“Your tattoo makes me think you’re a nerd who reads dragon porn” -a coworker, out of love

I see the world has not yet learned how to be normal about that singer’s romantic life. Not to be a hater but can you all calm down

I have decided that “Being On A Jetski” is going to become my number 1 priority in life