Middle age is primarily about opening a new kitchen sponge and going "this is much better"

I recently rewatched the documentary "Indie Game: The Movie" for an upcoming Triple Click bonus episode (don't miss it!) and it portrays Fez as a game in never-ending development hell, with fans wondering if it'd ever come out, because it had been in production for... 3 years. How quaint!

TECH EXEC IN 2005: We believe the world is a better place when people are able to communicate online THAT SAME TECH EXEC IN 2025: The greatest existential threat to humanity is the ability for women to talk back to me

Jordan Peterson: (sobbing in the most insane jacket you’ve ever seen) Men evolved to take out the trash

Christopher Thomas Knight, the North Pond hermit, resented being compared to Thoreau, saying Thoreau was "a dilettante who lived for only two years in his cabin while his mother did his laundry". If there were an entire book of hermits talking shit about each other, I would read it.

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I wish we could boycott the entire internet

It has to be done

If silicon valley invented a button where, each time you press it, you always receive adoration and praise, but one pollinating insect is swatted and dies, we'd all be dead in 5 years.

Honestly it seems to me that one of the most important tasks for modern parents is raising their kids to be mostly offline normies

My jaw dropped #HellisUs #VirtualPhotography #PS5Share

There are things one could criticize, but I'm willing to overlook them. Good exploration, good puzzles, great dungeons. Tests your detective skills without handholding or giving away the answer. The longer I play, the more I appreciate it. #Hellisus

Whatever You Thought of Him, David Duke Invited Us All to Think About the World Around Us

Age verification: I do in fact know shit from shinola, because I know what shinola is.

Decided to try this after a friend assured me that it is NOT a soulslike (could not be more tired of them). I think the title is kinda pretentiously goofy, but I'm really enjoying it so far. Its insistence on no map and no objective markers is boldly old school.

every british politician I see on the news looks like a different species of mr bean

If I ask a question and you send me a screenshot of an AI overview, I am gonna block you so fast

Videogames are a waste of time. But so is your job.

TODAY I LEARNED en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fried_b...

It's simple, we turn off the Internet.

please stop using AI to goof on AI. idk why i have to say this.

My goblin daughter everybody

This is incredible

CEO of Oreo Cookies: the oreo cookie is as important as oxygen

I would like an entire video of @alyankovic.bsky.social reviewing slide whistles, please.

Oh wow! Didn't know Jim Cummings had a show interviewing famous VAs! Legendary guy.

I have an "open to criticism" policy, but I also have a "may wallow in self-loathing for 3 to 365 days" disclaimer.

What if one of the key learnings was about the word "lessons"

Putting on my best "normal" face and trying to nod my way through the conversation

being a cat person is a green flag

Donut Pillow Shit For Smothering

Please ignore the mess.

Insurance Company Celebrates 50 Billionth Fucking Over Of Customer theonion.com/insurance-co...

That's it. It's official. I'm done with people. I don't care anymore. Society is fucked. *someone shows me the slightest bit of attention* Okay I'm back in.