Sending me an AI gen image or song fills me with about the same amount of warmth and appreciation as when I receive an automated system message from my employer acknowledging that my birth date is in their database.

Post a banger that isn't in English youtu.be/yEjslFM73uQ

I thought Fallout S2 was good although a little more sleepy than S1. Yet it seems to have an even higher review score. Those New Vegas stans enjoying their fix, I suppose!

[jason statham voice] they’re colled skeets mate. nawt tweets. tweets are frum the offa websoite

you: [stressing for days to send the perfect single email] billionaires: hi, . w=en r we mee&ting to do iLlegiL stuff , . ?

How's come when people say "my old man" it means their dad, but when they say "my old lady" it means their wife. Inconsistent. I object. I'll be drafting some legislation.

Sure is cold today....

COW TOOLS

“The truth always lies somewhere in the middle” has to be one of my least favorite phrases. Sometimes, one side is actually truthful and one side is actually malicious and lying!

This is how people look in every "AI enhanced" photo and youtube thumbnail

Imagine caring this much about Lara Croft's armpits.

They're not just doing tyranny, they're doing the *exact* things listed in the Declaration of Independence that the colonists accused the king of. It's surreal

"He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power." Declaration of Independence 1776 ⚖️📜 #nokings

💯 We have the power. Join a walkout on January 20th. Yes, I know, I know. It’s not a national strike. But this is a first step. And we must take it. www.freeameri.ca

I hate to quit Little Witch In The Woods so early, but from what I've played (and seen by previewing a Let's Play), it is a borderline visual novel type of experience, and that just isn't my thing. Love the vibe, though. Godspeed, little witch.

Suck a dick

Warhammer maker Games Workshop has banned the use of AI in its content production and its design process, insisting that none of its senior managers are currently excited about the technology. https://bit.ly/49xT9Xl

Who releases a game on PC that can't alt tab? Criminal behavior.

new york city is Real America. los angeles is Real America. chicago is Real America. minneapolis is Real America. seattle, portland, detroit etc etc. sick of this framing that it's otherwise. shut the fuck up

When a cat looks at you upside down like this, they are actually doing their impression of a flux capacitor. In fact, if you exceed 88mph with an upside-down cat in the car, you can travel to the year 1955. #Science

Dan Akroyd is so wild. I have such fond memories of him in movies growing up, and then you see him in interviews, and he's always saying shit like, "Technically, coneheads is based on a real alien race that sometimes contacts me. Obviously, the movie is a comedy, but it's based on real science."

We can do it. We can kill all of them.

Great stuff anthonymoser.github.io/writing/ai/h...

my demands are simple, mr. bond

"They have yet to make a Kirby game that can compete with Superstar."

Taking Zefyr: A Thief's Melody for a spin and enjoying it. It's a little jank in some places (combat) but that's nbd for what the game is mostly trying to do. It gives 2000s era cartoon character adventure vibes (Sly, Jak, Spyro, etc) and I sure do miss those.

I really, really want to love Skate Story. I am absolutely here for the vibe, but I'm unfortunately finding the camera, timed challenges, and certain spots where there are cramped arenas or visually confusing geometry to be frustrating. I want to be a Skate Story person, but I may not be.

three wise men... don't see much of that nowadays

No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts

I have never screenshot more silly death poses than in #Stalker2

Incredible. #Stalker2

Politely adding to my list of requests for Stalker 2 fixes: NPCs congesting in doorways, stairwells, and corridors, then going into an immobilized trance so that friendly neighborhood stalkers cannot pass.

we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫

GOD: if my commandments get 50,000 likes, i will tell Abraham to kill his son

Really enjoy recommendation peddlers who say crazy stuff like "If you loved Super Mario Odyssey, you should try Assassin's Creed Odyssey. They are both odysseys and have jumping."

New tomb raider trailer looks more "classic Lara", which makes me happy. I really miss the over-the-top half-indiana-jones-half-james-bond era Lara, and it looks like they might be bringing that old vibe back. I'm very much listening if so.

Some interesting announcements from TGA but I was honestly much more tantalized by the Day of the Devs announcements. I love our indies keeping it weird. I was especially interested in: --Big Hops --Demon Tides --Into The Fire --Soundgrass --Stretchomancer

I dunno. This street fighter trailer feels like if it had been made in the 00s it would have starred Freddie Prinz Jr as Ryu if that makes sense to anyone but me.

If you add a friend on steam and then don't talk to them for 10 years, sometimes one of their children that you didn't know they had will come to arrest you later

Jeni I am such a simp for you. Please open a shop in my state so that I can go in there and eat until I die. Thank you.

I have not yet played Metroid Prime 4, but the whole conversation around NPC chatter "ruining the vibe" encapsulates how I have felt about games generally since about 2008. I have a feeling I know which side I'll be on.

Nice to see a publication write about this while actually doing their homework for once. The importance of Acq Inc to live play can't be overstated. Glad all these people have found an excuse to work together.

Idiot. Do you even know who you're talking to? Shut up.

RIP king

firefox AI and slop disablers from tumblr for the people from local hero mckitterick. Tried it on my end and the browser is significantly faster now (copy paste-able in the alt text)

I almost forgot to post the only thanksgiving song that matters youtu.be/TZOzNvfYKoY

mfw playing Lumines Arise

Stalker 2 is almost there. I just wish for five things to still be resolved in future updates: (1) Artifacts sometimes will simply not appear (possibly outside geometry). Bit of a bummer for one of the game's core concepts.

Those games that give you a "speed boost"