It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."

John Hasbro, reissue Studio Series 86 Coronation Starscream and my first born will be yours! (No one tell him I'm aroace, or that I can't have children anyway.)

The most dangerous space in the world is between GL and a camera.

From the mega pile I'm working thru

A lot of laughs this week, in what can only be described as the most homoerotic episode of LXB. So Far.

Who’s the super bowl halftime performer? *wrong answers only*

Necessary but not sufficient. He knew. And still appointed him. Starmer needs to go.

🚨BREAKING🚨 Sir Keir Starmer has appointed Peter Mandelson as his new Downing Street Chief of Staff.

The good news is Starmer is so used to following McSweeney that he'll probably resign out of habit tomorrow.

Aww. Too bad. So sad. www.independent.co.uk/bulletin/cul...

Tell me again how Labour are supposed to solve their “everyone on the left hates our guts now” problem by replacing the PM with Wes “I’m so proud I killed all the trans kids” Streeting.

The number of trans youth suicides in the UK quadrupled in 2021 following significant restrictions in access to care. The NHS tried to cover this up with a fake report that tried to hide the truth. goodlawproject.org/new-data-sho...

This might sound like hyperbole. It is not. They took a decision they were warned would cause trans kids to die. Trans kids died. They covered that up and attacked those trying to expose their cover up. They deserve to go to prison and nobody will ever be held accountable. It is the UK way.

Heya heart-fixers! While Fox finishes up the next TP recap, we're releasing another BONUS from our archives, all about the underrated, breathtakingly bizarre Nintendo 64 game "Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon". shows.acast.com/fixyourheart... APPLE bit.ly/FYHODapple OR SPOTIFY bit.ly/FYHODspotify

Coin Journal July 1991 Probably the first Sonic plushes and prizes?

It's time for Keir Starmer to do the right thing and step down. www.standard.co.uk/news/politic...

Epic made provably incorrect statements about the game’s content, refused to provide details supporting their claims, and has not shared their claimed AO IARC certificate, which normally includes a link for the developer to appeal. They do not ‘love that studio’, they have effectively ghosted us

In one of those "I wonder if anyone I know has a crush on me." moods. Those poor souls.

Gonna be honest, it did feel a bit like I had been going crazy, especially since even before any of these revelations, a lot of career transphobes were quite openly pedophilic, Germaine Greer self-described as a pederast "like all women of taste", and yet nobody seemed to see the red flags.

We're about to see one of the funniest pivots to born again Christian in history.

1. It was not an accident. 2. It was not a staffer. 3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia. 4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares. 5. His base agrees with him. 6. He will do it again. 7. No one in power will hold him accountable.

you know shit is rough when *hideo kojima* doesn't want to come to *america*

BREAKING: Peter Mandelson just sent this secret notice to all UK media, demanding they leave him alone. He uses IPSO clauses designed to support grieving families in a bid to stop scrutiny of his relationship with Epstein We have published it in full. www.thenational.scot/news/2583451...

I AM THE H•A•C•K

My hotel came with a cuck office

This is unlikely to be the first time he did it, only the time he got caught.

Very much a zero spoons day today, which unfortunately means there's no energy to distract myself from The Dread™ seeping in. Ugh.

me for like 2 years: wes streeting is the one person in the parliamentary labour party less likeable than keir starmer. centrists: nah, i saw him on bbc news, he was great. he's just what this country needs. reality:

Just resign and get the next clown on will ya

Oh wow this is incredible interesting - I had no idea this was a thing.

New video from my new album, out today for Bandcamp Friday. You can find the link below the video. All support is hugely appreciated. youtu.be/fLiQQjzSlDU?...

Let’s all calm down a little, shall we? Let’s retreat to Paul’s cosy Book Nook where @e-loud.bsky.social can discover what charity shop tomes have been unearthed! It’s everything from Roger Moore to Red Dwarf (with a dash of the Fortean!) Ep 473: Book Nook www.thecheapshow.co.uk/ep-473-book-...

Absurd.

Even with the tempered expectations for a Partner Showcase, I can't help but feel today's Nintendo Direct was a resounding "This could have been an email."

Oh, Starmer is fucked.

imagine getting so thoroughly bodied by the Beano like this

Starmer's speech had all the impact of a Magikarp using splash.

I KNEW IT!

Look he Said he was an okay chap what were we gonna do? Not believe him and check for ourselves? Bloody hell man then it would be Our Responsibility gotta keep your hands clean you idiot

The only way this speech will work to unite people at the moment is if it consisted of two words, the second of which being resign.

At long last, an adult CD-ROM title that is compared to DOOM that I think isn't a total bullshit label. DOOM would be better if you could know at all times whether Doomguy was dom or sub.

PC Dolphin (PCドルフィン) – Volume 2 – December 1993 has been scanned by @thestacks.ca in 600DPI. Enjoy! www.gamingalexandria.com/wp/2026/01/p...

was really overwhelmed with a desire to draw this. sorry

Retro Pals streams return tonight at 7 pm CT with a multiplatform collection of games that have the word "fun" in the title! They have to be fun, it says so on the box! twitch.tv/retropals

I really hope a billionaire with a sense of humour finds Argick's stream today.

dead by daylight players are teaching each other cognitive behavioral therapy in order to avoid moving over to better video games

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START THE CLOCK!