Reposted without comment, because I’m pissing meself laughing.

Props to the photographer who managed to snap this shot of the injured Johann Zarco in the gravel trap immediately after his crash yesterday. #MotoGP

Sneaking a giant screen into the flagshagger march is one of the funniest things @ledbydonkeys.org have ever done. "STAY HYDRATED" 😂🤣😂

My interview with Nigel Farage

Oh Musk is behind the times, we aren’t eating the rich anymore, our plan is to compost them.

We shouldn't be reusing Ed Miliband when we've got a perfectly good David Miliband we haven't used yet.

Feeling overwhelmed with all of this. LISTEN. Another Louisiana resident (Marshawn is the only name we have) testifies against the state’s racial gerrymander, speaking truth to power up and down the hearing room and predicts how this story will end. Speak your truth, fight and believe.

I have a creeping sense of dread that this might be correct. #Starmer

Don’t have any problem with people being rich, as long as they pay a proportionate level of tax. And it seems like millionaires are generally happy to do that. It’s the billionaires we need to eradicate. Quickly and permanently. www.theguardian.com/news/2026/ma...

Never underestimate the monumental levels of ignorance and stupidity among the British voting public.

Bon anniversaire à l'immense Keith Jarrett ♥️🍾🥂👑

It wasn’t the greatest vote share in history, but it WAS an enormous majority. And the worst betrayal.

COLBERT: How dumb do you think it is for people to say that I should run for president? OBAMA: Well, you know, the bar has changed. I think you would perform significantly better than some folks we've seen. COLBERT: Is that an endorsement? OBAMA: It was not

#BrokenNews: Left Wing Voters

1/ We got 50,000 articles about how weak and impotent soft power has proven in the 21st century. Meanwhile, the "1st army in the world" can't bend Iran to its will and the (self-proclaimed) "2nd army in the world" is over a thousand days into its 3 day special military operation.

Sharing, without comment, British newspapers’ depictions of the only Jewish person currently leading a UK political party . Times. Mail. Telegraph. Sun.

A Pulitzer for Julie K. Brown. Richly deserved, and overdue!

Anne Hathaway, you will ALWAYS be that girl. 💙💛

Jimmy Kimmel has outdone himself this time! This pharmaceutical ad about Felon47 is hilarious! 👏👏👏👏👏😂👏👏👏👏👏 #ReZyne #JimmyKimmel

If it wasn’t for us, you’d be speaking Iroquois. 

Must be fonet in the rich man's world

Today’s poem is called ‘An Invention of Collective Nouns’.

The Shart Of The Deal

NEWS! Arsenal release updated club crest where the wheels have completely come off newsthump.com/2026/04/20/a...

Two idiots on a walk this morning. Still with a combined intellect greater than the entirety of the current squatter in the White House and his ‘administration’.

Same, robot. Same

Given that 99% of everything ‘Trump says’ is total bollocks, maybe @bbcnews we could dispense with beginning every fucking headline with ‘Trump says’…?

Rémi Barroux, Stéphane Davet, Laure Gasparotto et Sébastien Jenvrin ont goûté à l’aveugle quelque 245 rouges des belles appellations languedociennes. Tough job, I guess, but someone’s got to do it, etc. Think I may have done similar, but slightly more ‘aléatoire’…

JD Vance ‘could last night be found pontificating that the pontiff should “stick to matters of morality”. In which case, his holiness may well have further legitimate questions of this degenerate administration.’ Marina Hyde is wonderful. That is all. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

COME ON!!

This is not a 'masculinity crisis', it's a misogyny crisis. This is not a problem with 'masculinity'-- millions of men model positive masculinity every day. This is a problem of male violence. Stop calling it 'masculinity'. www.theguardian.com/education/20...

Guess there’s some high winds - as well as this incessant bloody tramontane - that are shaping clouds into weird and wonderful forms.

If I ever do want lessons on what the public interest looks like I'm pretty sure I won't take them from a thin skinned, self interested, tax avoiding, Brexit supporting, billionaire.

I am once again saying that if you are a handmaiden of the white supremacist patriarchy, you are utterly disposable and you deserve everything that is coming to you because you actively harmed other women who REPEATEDLY warned you this would happen.

Sorry but which one is Karoline Leavitt?

Headline writers crossing all their fingers that whatever Scott Mills did it was dark and satanic

Just listened to the entirety of the new Raye album, which is mind-bendingly extraordinary music on every conceivable level. Moving, hopeful, inspirational. If it doesn’t win every Grammy for which it’s eligible, there’s no justice. Such a genuinely generational talent.

A remarkable photo from #NoKings in DTLA from Connor Sheets of @latimes.com www.latimes.com/california/l...

Reform UK said I was 'bullying' when I pointed out their colleague was jailed for beating up his former partner. Now, they're trying to sneak him back into their party. So I'll say it again: James McMurdock was jailed for beating up his former partner. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Football pundits when there's a tight offside call...

BREAKING: Bruce Springsteen just announced that his band will be doing a tour in effort to fight back against Donald Trump's authoritarian overreach. The Boss is back! Great. Bring down the ICE

Look, sometimes when people say they hate “liberals,” they mean “women.”

God bless @ledbydonkeys.org and the devil take the Ellisons and their billionaire buddies.

This is the loveliest thread with which to give a massive middle finger to Farage, Jenrick and their vile, racist ilk. 👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼

Exactly 5 minutes BEFORE Trump announced a 5-day delay in bombing Iranian power plants, someone purchased $1.5 billion worth of S&P futures in a single trade. Someone also sold $192 million in oil futures. Trump and/or his cronies are engaging in market manipulation and insider trading.

🙏🏼

Uncompromising, you might say. 👏🏼👏🏼