Man Spends Whole Day Dreading Fun Activity He Signed Up For https://theonion.com/man-spends-whole-day-dreading-fun-activity-he-signed-up-1819579571/

Indeed. If democratic accountability in Canada functioned properly there'd be 60% more critical attention on our shitty provincial governments and 60% less on the feds.

BREAKING: A Russian newspaper today — “America no longer sees our country as a threat… The US leader’s philosophy is closer to the values of Russia’s president, not the politicians of the Old World… he sees Europe as a liberal stronghold that must be destroyed…” Read that again.

High-fives all around in both the Kremlin and Mar-a-Lago as Smith + the Alberta separatist 5th columnists undermine Canada. The ‘U’ in UCP stands for ‘Useful Idiots”.

Good point.

As the Epstein files should be titled?

This chart tells Canada's future. The next federal election there include all sorts of vicious talk about immigration from the Conservatives, and it will happen *after* we've foolishly and short-sightedly allowed immigration to plummet.

Has anyone told him what memorial means ?

So the "most transparent president in history" won't let Jack Smith's testimony become public. He's got them holding back tens of thousands of Epstein documents, haven't seen his taxes, his school records, and no one knows why the East Wing was destroyed before he even had ballroom plans. Yeah.

Well colour me staggered.

Now, before we Canadians get 𝘵𝘰𝘰 self-righteous up about government leaders changing the names of stuff.

The added disheartening element to this is the absolute, total failure of the news media to serve as a guardrail to protect the truth. An appalling inability to call out lies for what they are.

Please enjoy my cartoon in today's Toronto Star

I hope Canada’s govt is getting the message that no deal with the US is worthwhile. It wouldn’t be honoured for more than 3 months. Delay all negotiations until a new administration and in the meantime continue to build on relationships with real allies that don’t crumble to Trump demands

Food brands scoring bumper profits – as price hike misery continues for punters Companies blame higher costs – but analysis by the ‘Sunday Independent’ reveals combined operating profit among 18 popular brands is up over 62pc since 2021, to €416.8m m.independent.ie/business/iri...

The threat on our border is real. Canada is looking at building a citizen's army. In the meantime, it falls to ordinary Canadians to maintain the boycott because it is putting immense pressure on the gangster regime in Washington. www.cbc.ca/news/politic...

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If anyone cares at all, EV battery recycling is now hitting 99% recovery for important metals Please remind me again what the recycle rate for fossil fuels is interestingengineering.com/energy/recyc...

Look how easy it was for everyone to quit talking about the Epstein files

Huge news!! N.S. researcher develops award-winning idea to keep ticks at bay #NovaScotia #AtlanTick #AcadiaUniversity The company is currently going through the registration process with Health Canada and hopes to launch the product by next year. www.ctvnews.ca/atlantic/nov...

I feel like one of the most underrated explanations for what's happening right now in global politics is that almost everyone has lost their minds.

Please enjoy my cartoon in today's Toronto Star

Without further comment. www.thebeaverton.com/2025/04/us-c...

If you want to sustain your carefully-cultivated fury at the stupid Panorama edit then don’t, whatever you do, read or listen to Trump’s speech in its entirety…

Conservative MP thinking of crossing floor wakes up with severed head of a John A. Macdonald statue in his bed

Tech CEOs suggest AI job losses could be offset by UBI which they will violently oppose

IMO Re: #CPC 's vote on the upcoming budget... 100% of Conservative MP's will vote "No" Doesn't matter if it's a good budget or a bad budget... They'll vote "No" because it's a Liberal budget #CPC: Doing what's best for THEIR narrative since 2006 Canada/Canadians just don't matter to them

Some of you Canadians never listened in that class in Grade 8 about division of powers between federal and provincial governments, and it shows.

Canada might have taken America’s sport from us, but we took smashing the White House from them. So when you think about it, it’s basically a draw.

Perspective 👇

The same Pierre Poilievre who broke elections laws by using ceremonial cheques bearing the CPC logo at federal funding announcements, and entered into a "compliance agreement" with Elections Canada in 2017? #cdnpoli gazette.gc.ca/rp-pr/p1/201...

“Restore merit, end DEI” says man who could only get elected in Canada’s safest Conservative stronghold

When NLPCs have the support of Russian bots, you know things aren’t going to go well for Newfoundland/Labradorians over the next few years. #terrible_mistake.

Brilliant - from Private Eye Magazine.

If we add his by-election costs, 20-years of salary and trips, MP Poilievre is the most expensive MP in Canadian history. Has this absurd man been worth all of this Public money? #cdnpoli #ottawa #ableg #calgary

Siri, show me an entitled, cosplaying, career politician that has never done a minute of manual labour in his privileged life. I mean, how hard is it to load wood into a truck bed Skippy? I thought you were the woodman. #NeverPoilievre 1/

I gotta say, my mind keeps getting drawn back to all the pompous and sanctimonious American mythologizing about freedom and values and all that "city on a hill" shit. Even their maniac gun culture was justified on the basis of individual freedom and resisting tyranny. And now look at 'em.

Absolutely. And also deserve a political ´leader’ with the needed security clearance to do the job

If you think that adults taking Tylenol hurt kids, just wait until you read what the adults in the Epstein Files were doing to them.