chuck schumer cannot be replaced as party leadership quickly enough

Fuck you Dick Durbin.

If any of you vote to capitulate to the Republicans, I will spend the rest of my life making sure there’s no place for you in a decent society.

This is one of the greatest performances of one of the greatest songs ever.

The winning feels good but it’s also reassuring to know that Republicans will learn absolutely nothing from this and make no adjustments.

I rarely dress up for Halloween, except in 2003 when I nailed it.

Trump posts AI video showing him literally dumping shit on America

In this Ohio town, it was tradition: Latin mass, eggs and bacon at Bob Evans, and then back to the church to shoot the priest in the face with a pepper ball. But now the woke mob wants to take all that away.

Look at this shit. It’s the high school I coach at.

Our government is shut down but nobody is paying attention because our president is an idiotic cunt who is sending troops to invade our cities for fraudulent reasons because he’s a pedophile.

Why did @govpritzker.illinois.gov send out Illinois police to limit protests at Broadview? Why is a progressive governor shielding illegal ICE activity from peaceful protesters? Why are our state tax dollars devoted to Trump’s agenda?

Sorry, folks. Sounds like the civil war has been postponed due to white shooter

Which lasted longer, the Cracker Barrel Logo Civil War or the Charlie Kirk Civil War or the Black Person in Star Wars Civil War or the Trans Woman Drinks a Bud Light Civil War or the Brown M&M Is No Longer Sexy Civil War or the Land O' Lakes Logo Civil War or the Someone Shot At Trump Civil War or t

If you think about it, his murder being completely forgotten about in less than a week because the shooter didn’t fit the political agenda that would allow Republicans to attack marginalized groups is the most fitting tribute imaginable for Charlie Kirk.

Get ready to explain to your parents what a groyper is, America.

I am appalled that so many people are questioning the ability of this man to efficiently and wisely lead the FBI.

If the shooter had killed a leftist podcaster, he would have a multi million dollar Go Fund Me to cover his legal fees tomorrow, and an interview lined up with Charlie Kirk.

Charlie Kirk spent his life‘s work and all of his energy and time targeting out-groups while arguing for a world in which gun massacres would be easy to enact, plentiful, and inevitable, and he became famous and wealthy doing it, and we’re now not supposed to mention that because it’s not polite.

Honestly big endorser of giving people the same energy in death that they gave us in life

Here are some things that Charlie Kirk said in his life. The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.

I had no wish for him to be murdered, but I’ll harshly judge anyone who flies their flag at half staff for that hateful extremist or talks about honoring his memory. There was no honor in his life.

I’m putting the odds of there being videos of well known men having sex with children at approximately 100%.

It’s been a long time since the 2nd half of a Bears game wasn’t nap time for me.

Went to the world’s most dangerous city last night and had a delightful time. Didn’t get murdered. Going back in a couple weeks again for Riotfest. Hope I don’t get murdered. That would suck.

I miss thinking he was dead.

When you make a sticky note and then don’t remember what it was for the next day and it might be important.

Find yourself someone who loves you as much as Donald Trump hates Black women.

Costco announced they will not stock mifepristone in their pharmacies. Contrary to viral social media posts, this IS a big deal and it DOES mean that they caved to pressure from far-right MAGA anti-woman conservatives. Here I go over the evidence and what you can do skepchick.org/2025/08/cost...

If I said this my wife and daughters would have me in memory care by the end of the day.

I’m so tired of thinking about this fucking asshole everyday.

Everybody should treat them EXACTLY like this. Every damn time.

if i were a pro-trump financial type i might view the destruction of reliable government data with the kind of anger and apprehension that might lead me to reevaluate my politics, but then if i’m a financial guy throwing my weight behind strongman rule, i’m already too stupid to breathe

When everything is going just great. Nothing to worry about here.

I've just turned off the news and put on a serial killer documentary to relax.

In an age when it was easier to have heroes, I had two: Don Kessinger and Ryne Sandberg. The first, when I was a kid, and Sandberg right after my college career had ended. Watching Ryno, it wasn’t the stats, it was the way he moved, the way he carried himself, how he was just so cool to watch. RIP.

My day wasn’t perfect but I didn’t accidentally let it slip that I was super offended to never get an invite to Jeffrey Epstein’s Child Rape island so there’s that.

when a company announces they're going to start using Al in their products all I hear is "our stuff is about to get noticeably shittier, but you should be excited because it'll be cheaper for us"

The absolute worst fucking person you know has bible quotes in their social media bio

This is a good thread and you should read it

I know that Stephen Miller gets a lot of hate on here, but hear me out. I think we could hate him more. We have the capacity, we all just need to put in a little more effort.

I am a single issue voter and the issue is I want trials, guilty verdicts, and executions.

Happy Bobby Bonilla day

The road to fascism is lined with people telling you to stop overreacting, you little baby, just roll over and go back to sleep.

If you ever see John Roberts in person and don’t tell him to go fuck himself, you’ll regret it forever.

Younger people will be shocked to hear this, but way back when I grew up, anytime you saw a movie where some government official stopped someone on the street and demanded to see their identification papers, that was supposed to let you know they were the *bad* guys.

HAPPENING NOW: This country is broke until it’s time to fund war. Now we’re about to get dragged into a fight with Iran so Israel can keep committing war crimes with U.S. backing. Times Square said fuck that.

When a cabinet member announces "We are using the military to liberate an American city from its elected leaders," where do you go from there. What is left to say. The idea of that being anything short of a near-universal "Wait, what the fuck is going on" moment proves how far we've backslid.

I'm not really too hung up on whether the protests are peaceful or not. If armed masked men came into my neighborhood and started grabbing people off to where neither courts nor lawyers can find them, I might react pretty violently too. It's the kind of thing our Founders fought a revolution over.