Kage
@kagewithak.bsky.social
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just a lil guy, but getting bigger ... stronger
too many parents are like "dont do drugs, dont have sex, dont drink irresponsibly" bro they tryna turn us into fuckin losers
6 months ago
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hey gang we need something bigger than an inch for the imperial metric system does anyone have any ideas that doesn't involve their fucking fetish? jeff: hear me out on this one
7 months ago
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Mob boss: Hey go take care of that guy. Me: Ok I was under the impression that you hated him though, maybe just tell him how you really feel
8 months ago
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im in your pockets, stealing your paperclips
8 months ago
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im not a little guy anymore im big now trust
8 months ago
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๐ปWereman ๐บ๐
9 months ago
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Scarelett
9 months ago
Whenever you get weaker, I grow stronger
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i got no thoughts hi though
9 months ago
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lol my local miniatures shop thinks im a huge dnd nerd but im just picking up a lot of d4s to use as caltrops
9 months ago
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you wouldn't even be able to recognize if Scatman was having a stroke
9 months ago
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sex with me is really gross, wanna see?
9 months ago
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i taught my cat to get me cigarettes but the local stores all ask him for his id now.
9 months ago
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if you dont get it im with u. i dont get anything cuz bad brane
9 months ago
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yall going on about alt text but i want a picture with every text post cuz readings hard
9 months ago
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Twin Dad But SpoOooOky
9 months ago
Me: *shaking maracas wildly* Interviewer: I meant how do you handle stress at work? Me: *shakes maracas more wildly*
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Nate
9 months ago
โHEY! ARE YOU INVENTING NEW KINDS OF NOODLES IN THERE?โ my father bellows as he bangs against the door. I want to hide my research but there isnโt time. Instead, my fingers grip the handle of the fire poker. Tonight we will learn who the future belongs to. We will learn who owns the family name.
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Lux Enjoyer
9 months ago
Shampoo for my real friends and real poo for my sham friends.
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Nappy DOOMlemite
9 months ago
If you're having trouble thinking of a Valentine's Day gift, just dump them.
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can i have a little butler yet or is that just for the morbidly rich??
9 months ago
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If I was a tree that could talk Id be a real prick to everyone
9 months ago
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every time you go to the bathroom is an opportunity for a 3-pointer
9 months ago
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the first rule of connecting my wifi is you gotta forget everything you know about english, itll only slow you down
9 months ago
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Scarelett
9 months ago
moaning peacefully
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bro im gonna get soo funny later trust
9 months ago
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cant wait for them to invent a coffee thats not delicious
9 months ago
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spreading misinformation on x so i can come on here and be honest. i pooped
9 months ago
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i aint have anyone interact with my posts for a month can i get some haters or something
9 months ago
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nice
9 months ago
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Frances "Are You Scared Yet" Meh
9 months ago
potato potahto tomato tomahto however you say it iโm still gonna fuck it
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i wont sleep with a man for 20$ but i might for a large pizza
9 months ago
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didnt ask but i appreciate your interest and the time you invested in telling me that thing, stupid
9 months ago
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a good sandwich can fix me
9 months ago
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bro what is up with the power of bidets now, used one once and my ass has both a crack AND a hole in it
9 months ago
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DankYankers
9 months ago
Side hustles arenโt enough, I need front hustles and back hustles too .
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ding ding! i press the desk bell to get your attention. i brought it from home
9 months ago
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"write a skeet"? isnt that that reporter from harry potter??
9 months ago
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ceej
9 months ago
consuming a little bit of propaganda couldn't hurt
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damn i gotta find a way to post everything ive ever posted each day they're all bangers
9 months ago
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Who the hell invented handshakes yeah i just wanna hold your hand for a bit to feel the vibe
9 months ago
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i miss u
9 months ago
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if i get famous and dont even get rich ill be pissed
9 months ago
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thinking of getting a tattoo of "stoopid" on my forehead
9 months ago
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edward scissorhands but hes evil and jewish (he circumcises the neighborhood)
9 months ago
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Will Shortz Stan Acct
9 months ago
so annoying the evil people aren't even hot
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ในใใผใญใผในใญใใใฃใใฏ
9 months ago
๐๐ช๐ฝ ๐ฌ๐ฎ๐ถ๐ฎ๐ท๐ฝ
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thats it no more breathing im cutting you off
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