If you squint real hard you can see the exact moment when our cat jumped on the bed and meowed directly into my ear last night

This is not wrong.

Man, my Bsky feed today is full of a lot of mealy-mouthed walk backs. No, fam, the enemy of my enemy is NOT my friend and I'm not gonna ignore decades of cruelty and greed because I like who he's attacking. So, no, I will NOT be siding with Coyote against ACME and will be taking no further questions

Finish them! #GoHabs

Mrs C: This measuring cup doesn’t have 1/3 marks Me: What does it use? Mrs C: 50ml and 1/4 Me: ok, we can work with that. Common denominator is 12 and you have 3/12 but you want 4/12 so we have to start with- Mrs C: I’ll just use the other measuring cup Me: Why do you steal my math fun?

This Is Just To Say I have turned off the AI features that were in the update and which you were probably hoping to monetize Fuck you they were stupid so unnecessary and so annoying

They did it. Those crazy sons of bitches really did it.

Looks like I’m on the #Habs bandwagon again.

Went shopping. Found evil cheese.

I will never watch the Spaceballs trailer. The new one.

Ruh roh

I am going to the theatre! 🧐 Feelin bougie rn

Eating lunch at Tim’s and the number of people using speakers instead of headphones is astounding. Ironically, too much of a din to hear any of it.

They should be allowed to play in them

My only* golf opinion is that if you win a second masters you should get some matching green pants instead of another jacket. Third championship gets a vest. *besides that golf courses are a waste of land and water.

Italian Spiteful Success

Treble Clef: here are the notes I hope you like them ☺️ Bass Clef: I moved all your stuff, good luck finding anything, Ds are Fs now fuck you

Are we still doing favorite tweets? @kejames.bsky.social

I'm moonscrolling

I’m going to savour this moment of hope and success for a long time. #Artemis

All my best to the crew of Artemis II as I pregame for #BeerLeague

Breakfast for supper is just supper.

You shouldn’t buy more books if you have unread books waiting.

Who do I talk to about amnesty from American product purchases for ummm scientific purposes?

Had tacos for supper in honour of this Tuesday.

God, I love her so much. Just banger after bager. She's in it purely for the love of the game and I respect that.

I don’t like this “hope” feeling just for a wildcard #GoJetsGo

This is the face of a lunar scientist who has just been told that the #Artemis II crew saw SEVERAL impact flashes (the flashes when meteors hit the lunar surface) in real time 😃 🌓💥

Someone with the handle @velocity69.bsky.social is sharing a video with the caption: "The highest quality video of the moon was just released… so beautiful * Artemis II" It's gone viral, but it's not from Artemis II. If you've shared it, you might want to un-share.

Oh and for anyone else in these comments, I'm also enjoying this feed: www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mtZ... I'm such a spatial/visual person that I love having the overview of Earth, Moon, and spacecraft positions in the lower right.

Watched Orion close in on the Moon all day. Can’t wait for some 4K pictures to get home.

“Impressive. Most impressive” is my go-to response when someone does good in front of me. I can’t help it.

I’ve seen a few of these Artemis tracker sites pop up but the thing that’s annoying is none of them are using JPLs API to pull in real data. So I’ve created my own version that does with some sci-fi flare of course. Check it here: lcarsworkshop.com/artemis #nasa #artemis

Oh my gd, the Artemis II crew doing a parody of a bad 1980s sitcom intro from in space. Source: www.instagram.com/p/DWwuHPfCZ8Z/

It has come to my attention that not all of you are aware that this exists. So, here it is. It exists. Dozens of channels of randomized music videos and bumpers. Choose your era and return to your childhood. Bookmark it for when you need to escape back. wantmymtv.vercel.app/player.html

“I will NOT sacrifice the Oxford comma. We've made too many compromises already; too many retreats. They assimilate the em dash and we fall back. They capture ‘not just X but y’ and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further!”

Time for a new one. #Canada

I made a little Instagram reel about this image because it’s just so frickin’ cool

Throughout the month, I am going to explore some of the name origins for communities in each province and territory. Today, it is Manitoba. Here are the name origins for 10 Manitoba communities! (I already covered Winnipeg). 🧵 1/12

Thomas gets taken to a black ops site

More context on this #Artemis II image: * This is the night side, lit by moonlight. You can see city lights in Spain & Portugal, & a sliver of day at lower right * The Sun is entirely behind Earth, which makes it a kind of solar eclipse, but w/ Earth doing the eclipsing instead of the Moon: ☀️🌍🚀🌕

Footage captured from passengers on an airliner above Florida, showing the exact moment the Artemis II mission lifts off.

Kerbal Space Program taught me a lot about space flight and orbital mechanics.

My best wishes to the Artemis II crew in their mission.

Watching Artemis II live feed to get my hope for humanity fix.

Heard a NASA press secretary say* the Artemis II mission is taking humans further than we’ve ever gone before, seeing the dark side of the moon for the first time? But we’ve done this before? Several times? *on Fox News

Full honors for this man #RDR2 I’m gonna need a moment

Behold what the Oracle of Bluesky has foretold.

@support.bsky.team Weird infinite(?) scrolling bug? Happened for maybe a minute and caught the last bit in this clip