Happy birthday to me, I’m 38 today

Worth every second

They were using this stuff last night Northside. Be extremely careful around the green gas. > Because it contains the super-hot gaseous forms of both chloride ions and zinc, a heavy metal, hexite plumes are highly mobile and extremely dangerous to most forms of life.

3000 goons isn't enough?

I want to let you all know something important that I hope motivates you to keep showing up. I get daily calls from neighbors who speak Spanish who want me to let you all know they are grateful for those looking out and patrolling. Our community is thankful. Minneapolis is full of heroes.

Non-protesting dad just trying to hustle his kids, as young as 6mo, out of the neighborhood. ICE threw a flash-bang INTO HIS car, all 6 kids in the hospital now. If anyone wondered how things turn against occupying armies there's a case study playing out in front of you.

Account of arrest, detainment and release from an observer www.facebook.com/1310826538/p...

And they've launched gas.

Near Lyndale and 24th Ave in Minneapolis tonight, feds have reportedly shot another person. Preliminary info is shaky for now, hearing two people injured. BORTAC just rolled up in an armored vehicle. A crowd is gathering outside the police tape—MPD presence as well.

I am happy to announce that all of this has finally given me an excuse to buy a horn gun

I haven't been listening to much music lately so as to keep my ear out for whistles, but this is one I can always come back to www.youtube.com/watch?v=t34r...

It is really frustrating how hard it is to effectively communicate the magnitude of what is happening here to people who aren't here.

Apparently ICE goons in multi-car caravans are circling Spanish immersion preschools in the city taunting and photographing the parents and neighbors who are patrolling the school perimeter to keep kids safe.

The Powderhorn Park neighborhood has been the biggest target of immigration enforcement in Minnesota. It’s home to a large immigrant community who is now struggling to pay rent. Kidnappings are on the rise because people cannot stay home. Please help us out. Link is in my bio. gofund.me/350c67697

Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds

I went here for the first time recently and it absolutely slapped. I highly recommend checking them out.

LITERAL NAZI SHIT

I'm not doing Dry January this year. I've never done Dry January any year, but I'm not doing Dry January this year, too.

Jfc

Red Wooten's standoff with agents happened on Jan. 8, one day after an ICE agent shot and killed Renee Good in south Minneapolis. Written by David Pierini and Azhae’la Hanson from North News sahanjournal.com/news-partner...

This is Minneapolis: Walk into my neighborhood ACE last night & see the signage on their door notifying fed agents that it’s private property and cannot be used for immigration enforcement. These signs are all over the city. Walk in & the nearest shelf has goggles & whistles.

Bit of tear gas before daily stand up helps me get fired up about my yesterdays and todays

Oh okay, thanks for the context

Dipped out from a zoom meeting because I heard whistles and my eyes started stinging from tear gas when I walked out my front door. Helped keep eyes on a few ICE cars hanging back a and saw them out of the neighborhood. Everything fucking sucks but stay on their ass

🕯️My cousin Brian passed away last night. After a courageous 3 wk stint with ICE. He slipped on a fellow agent’s frozen peepee puddle & somersaulted many times in the air, yelling “yabbada yabbada yabbada” & tragically aspirating (a different) agent’s pee he’d been gargling. He hated women🇺🇸💔

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JUST NOW: Huge mass of agents in a standoff, weapons drawn as Reps. Ilhan Omar, Angie Craig, and Kelly Morrison attempt to conduct congressional oversight at the Whipple Building, which has been HQ for thousands of ICE agents. @zeteo.com

Literally stopped mid-piss and ran out of the bathroom because I heard whistles. Turns out my friend was checking a live stream of the noise demo downtown. We’re doing ok

I don’t know how to explain to all of you outside the Twin Cities metro how bleak it is to live here right now - and yet somehow I am even more certain of the goodness of my community than I ever have been.

🚨 CODE RED 🚨 ICE is going door-to-door downtown Minneapolis by the football stadium. DO NOT open the door for them. Monarca: 612-441-2881 Immigration Law Center Detention Line: 651-641-1011 Warrants labeled "Form I-205" or "Form I-200" are *NOT* judicial warrants.

So hey, while Frey is doing soundbytes and spouting off, Sheriff Dawanna Witt and Frey's Police Chief Brian O'Hara's people were at HCMC last night protecting ICE agents, refusing to trespass them from the ER waiting room there despite requests from the hospital, and elected officials.

ICE just shot two people in Portland katu.com/news/local/i...

What's the best app for livestreaming video that will automatically be available after in the event of getting arrested/abducted?

I have watched the video. I think you probably do not need to watch the video. it shows what you think it's gonna show in terms of lack of justification.

this is a better angle. trigger warning af. i will reupload it here in a minute straight up murder imho. not even slightly justified. he's clearly beside the car and still shooting bsky.app/profile/krie...

ICE observers in the Twin Cities are in need of dash cams to prevent further intimidation and frivolous claims. Cams are $110, memory cards $35, and ship to us directly via this wish list: www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/... If you've been looking for a way to help, we'd sure appreciate it!

Link to post with video of ICE murder: bsky.app/profile/dani...

MPR playing an eye witness account right now of ICE shooting directly through the windshield at her face and not giving her medical care for 10 minutes.

It is now confirmed from multiple sources that ICE shot a legal observer dead on Portland in Minneapolis between 34th and 33rd street. The victim is dead

When AI slop and old fashioned slop meet

@techconnectify.bsky.social Based on your commitment to pleasing light, thought you might like this contraption I threw together. It lives in my bedroom and tells me if the smart locks I have on my exterior doors are locked. Red = a door is open or locked, green = sleep tight.

First 25 fans who show up to the Twins game get free uniforms and gloves.

Never met a giant sloth in a cut-the-rope game I didn’t like

Happy See Every Single One of Your Exes in Powderhorn Park Day to all who celebrate

how slurm meets k8s: introducing soperator by nebius

Born and raised in Minneapolis and I just realized the bar is called The Cabooze, not The Caboose

One thing I'm realizing from getting our siding replaced is that no one can ring your doorbell if you don't have a doorbell. Huge improvement.

@jonbois.bsky.social Thank you for exposing banana peels. About a decade ago a friend of mine, a computer programmer, slipped on a banana peel in a stairway while at work. He won a worker's comp claim over it. I've thought about that a lot since then.