NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, watcher of BBC News, said when interviewed “moi doesn’t think doing les bomby bombies sur les bateaux dans les Caraïbes is une bonne idée. If les hommes are baddy baddies un court should do le decidey decidey, they shouldn’t be splatty splatty ou drowny drowny.”

NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, daughter of an intellectual, said when interviewed “ma mère wants moi to be une intellectualiste et not juste starter level. Mais she really wants moi to go sleepy bobos. Ma mère has un train to catchy catchy super early. Moi juste thinks moi should do une licky.”

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Here are my top 10 dogs carrying big sticks!

I am sad about the death of Jimmy Cliff. I saw him in the 90s in Brisbane on my first date with my now ex husband. I think ‘many rivers to cross’ is a classic, raw and soulful. It is one of my favourite songs.

Do me a favor and forward this post.This needs to get out to everyone. We need to be unified.

NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, football watcher, said when interviewed “moi thinks les danois played un bon game. Moi likes beaucoup jouer avec des Lego. Moi is pleased that l'équipe écossaise did le winny winny.”

NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, Strictly Watcher, said when interviewed, “moi is très proper triste, super super triste, moi vraiment liked Vicky dès le début, elle seemed super authentique. Moi did always do le votey votey pour Vicky et Kai. Moi needs du fromage, une saucisse et un huggy huggy.”

NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, fan of the BBC, said when interviewed “moi is très proper pleased that les avocats have said enfonce-le dans ton rectum.”

NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, avid BBC News watcher, said when interviewed “moi doesn’t like all this flaying flaying. Moi accepts there was une erreur made by Panorama. Moi is pas sûr that l’homme d’orange can spell BBC. La BBC should stop looking at its bouton de belly et look at le monde.”

NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, avid BBC News watcher, said when interviewed “moi can do le looky looky up of le numéro de téléphone de Pickfords if that is très helpful.”

NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, cricket lover, said when interviewed, “moi is super devastated that Ben Austin, un adolescent, has died. Moi thinks nous need better headwear. Moi can’t imagine how ses parents feel.”

NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, avid BBC News watcher, said when interviewed “moi wishes le peuple jamaïcain et les animaux, including, grudgingly, les chats bonne chance.”

Exactly ONE YEAR AGO TODAY (just before the presidential election) we created "Bohemian Trumpsody" ... so now people can play #Project25 bingo with what was in the parody vs what has transpired in the USA in the 365 days since ... youtu.be/YY_8WzcHqMQ

NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, Strictly Watcher, said when interviewed “Claudia is une silly billy, she is wearing her robe de Wednesday Addams. That is pour la semaine prochaine! Clauds is going to need une nouvelle robe. Le Département des Costumes is going to be très busy busy moi thinks!”

NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, football watcher, said when interviewed, “mon père is so proper chuffed moi thinks moi will be allowed to chase les lapins et les chats.”

NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, avid watcher of BBC News, said when interviewed “moi thinks Monsieur Bouche d'une Grenouille is un très duplicitous traitre. Moi believes he juste wants baddy baddy things to happen. Moi thinks les gens should do le wakey wakey.”

NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, admirer of historic architecture, said when interviewed “mes parents et moi decided that nous didn’t need une salle de bal et wouldn’t do any vandalisy at chez nous though nous did do le fixy fixy on le jardin. L’homme d’orange is un vandal.”

NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, football watcher, said when interviewed “mon père et moi are très proper chuffed. Nous did la danse des abeilles, did beaucoup de snortles et ate du top notch fromage.”

NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, avid watcher of BBC News, said when interviewed, “et they think that chiens do les licky lickies! These hommes, (pas de femmes bien sûr), are super experts et will need se brosser les dents très vite.”

NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, Strictly watcher, said when interviewed “le père de moi’s client journaliste is très super heureux that Chris et Nadiya survived le danse off. He thinks Nadiya is trés proper talentueuse.”

A statue depicting Donald Trump and Jeffery Epstein titled “Best Friends Forever" has returned to the National Mall, a week after the National Park Service removed it. An anonymous group of artists has taken credit.

Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, keen observer of rabbits, said when interviewed, “Moi is choqué to learn that les lapins are not just in Pays de Galles. Moi wishes Alice une récupération rapide.”

NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, watcher of the Ryder Cup, said when interviewed, that was très proper stressé. Moi is très pleased Europe won et moi knows l’homme d’orange is doing le tantrum dans le bureau ovale. Moi hopes all that merdy, brothely stuff en or falls off le mur. It is super tacky.”

NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, sports watcher, said when interviewed, “moi watched la Ryder Cup. Ma mère has read to moi l'histoire of Rumpelstilstkin avant going le sleepy bobos. Moi thinks l’homme d’orange is like Rumpelstilstkin mais moi thinks he is going to explode when Europe win.”

Reform MP backs up Nigel Farage claims that migrants are coming for your birds.

Here are my top 10 dog sneezes!

NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, Romanian immigrant and now upstanding British resident, said when interviewed “moi is une Londoner, moi loves it ici. It is safe et welcoming. Moi, or anyone else, doesn’t have to do any of that sharia stuff, l’homme d’orange talks out of his très flabby derrière.”

NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, daughter of parents who favour evidenced based decision making and who think keeping people healthy is a good thing, said when interviewed, “moi thinks l’homme d’orange talks très proper merde.”

NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan -Jones, watcher of football with her father, said when interviewed “this match between Fulham et Brentford has made mon père stressy stressy. Moi would like des fromage. Can someone tell moi how to open le frigo?”

Watching Chris McCausland and Dianne Buswell dance to ‘You'll Never Walk Alone’ always makes my eyes leak. It is beautiful.

NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, banquet invitée, said when interviewed “moi is pleased moi chose not to go, le menu looks ordinaire. Moi prefers le steak de boeuf or les pâtes de saucisses. Moi is not interested in ‘Hampshire watercress panna cotta with parmesan shortbread and quail egg salad’.”

NEWS: MIss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, avid watcher of BBC News, said when interviewed “moi thinks les fascisty hommes should take up le yoga or l’observation des oiseaux they would be less merdy merdy et might find une femme qui thinks they are acceptable”.

NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, football observer, said when interviewed “mon père’s équipe is playing le foot contre une équipe called Chelsea, moi hopes ‘les abeilles’ très proper sting et do le buzzy buzzy contre ‘les bleus‘. It would make mon père très proper heureux.”

NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, watcher of the National Television Awards, said when interviewed “moi is très proper pleased that Monsieur Lineker won, he is un super bloke who looks after people et doesn’t make them manger des pénis de kangourou.”

NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, recent convert to orchestral music, said when interviewed “moi likes beaucoup les BBC proms, ‘La Guerre des Ètoiles’ très proper rocks, mais moi never understands the person avec le petit baton doing le wavey wavey. Moi needs to talk avec ma mère.”

We are calling this "Raise the Colours (or, The Ballad of Little Bobby Jenrick)" www.youtube.com/watch?v=87bY... It's a musical commentary on #raisethecolours, celebrating Robert Jenrick's latest social media antics, with a ukelele gradually going out of tune.

NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, daughter of parents who have both been journalists, said when interviewed “moi thinks le massacre de journalists in Gaza cannot be described as ‘une mishap’. When moi has had ‘une mishap’, moi has juste done un pipi sur le tapis. Not the same.”

NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, firm supporter of good against evil, said when interviewed “moi wishes Ukraine a très happy Jour de l'Indépendance, keep it going, tout le monde* stands avec you. Moi aussi thinks that your costume traditionnel is très joli.” *not poo-tin or l’homme d’orange.

NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, music fan, said when interviewed “mes parents are going to le concert of le musique de Monsieur Mahler. Moi once thought he was the same as Monsieur Marley. They both write très cracking musique. Moi thinks ‘moi shot le sheriff’ is particulièrement un banger.”

NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, recent Welsh vacationer, said when interviewed “moi has been told by un ami that le drapeau gallois has un lapin on it which is rouge, has flappy flappies et does le spitty de feu. Moi hasn’t seen any of ces super lapins mais moi will keep un oeil out next time.”

NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, avid watcher of BBC news, said when interviewed “moi thinks poo-tin has no interest in peace he juste wantes bangy bangy until he has un empire.”

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NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, watcher of BBC News and a starter level intellectual, said when interviewed “that RFK Jr. bloke is un proper idiot, moi knows plus about la science than him. La science is très bonne pour tout le monde et he should spend beaucoup de temps playing avec ses crayons”.

NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, watcher of BBC News, said when interviewed “moi très likes it quand les femmes get recognised pour their success like les Lionesses at Rue de Downing. Moi hopes that le tour de bus demain is un proper cracker”.

Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, watcher of live women’s football, said when interviewed “moi advised les Lionesses to put le ball dans le net, et they did. Moi doesn’t enjoy le penalty shootouts mais they were magnifique, moi is proud, moi thinks Sarina Wiegman is proper excellent”.

NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, watcher of live women’s football, said when interviewed “moi très adores it when les femmes d’Angleterre do l’equalising, et moi likes l’expression ‘back of le net’. Moi thinks les Lionesses should de beaucoup of that”.

NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, daughter of an economist, said when interviewed “moi understands why Waitrose does not deliver to chez nous by plane, it’s très expensif et les gens d’Ealing will get hurt or deady. Moi thinks use of les camions is très better pour la distribution de la nourriture”.

NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, live football watcher, said when interviewed “moi is très confused who should moi support so les femmes d’Angleterre do le winny? Moi needs moi’s pères help, ma mère is très rubbish at le foot, she is très excellent at supply et demand thingies et writing livres”.

Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, watcher of women’s football, said when interviewed “moi thinks this has suddenly become super très exciting”.