Twenty-five years ago, Nasalot was a traumatised poaching orphan who would only sleep during daylight. Today, she's a mother of three living wild – here with newborn Nala – and look who's in tow. That's Naleku, our Mara rescue from 2020, taking on babysitting duties with: swt.bio/nasalot

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NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, BBC News watcher, said when interviewed “moi doesn’t like seeing un bloke doing le protesty protesty being shot deady deady. Moi thinks les hommes des glace should do les melty melty et not be in Minnesota or anywhere. They should go home et do le cooly cooly.”

Thanks to you, orphaned elephants always have a home. For the youngest, that means a Keeper beside them through the night – sleeping above them, waking for feeds, offering comfort when they need it most. Learn more: sheldrickwildlifetrust.org/p...

This opens up wider questions about how far the UK and Canada in the 5 eyes intel sharing framework as well as other former allies of the United States can still provide the Americans with any sensitive intelligence information at all

Toto's rescue story is extraordinary. A herd of ex-orphans – elephants we'd raised and reintegrated – discovered the hairy newborn calf all alone. Realising he needed help, they delivered the tiny baby into the hands of our Keepers! Discover Toto's story and adopt him: swt.bio/toto

"Battle Hymn of the Republic" is not a song to be taken on lightly ... but in light of this New Year Trumpian news onslaught, we're sharing this adaptation, called "Battle Hymn of the Empire" - as Trump goes marching on, and dragging us all back to the nineteenth century. youtu.be/8saU0WeocP0

NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, sleepy girl, said when interviewed “moi seems to have caught les laggy laggies from mon père. It is contagieux. Moi is going to go les sleepy bobos. There is beaucoup du foot demain. Bonne nuit mes amis.”

NEWS:Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, BBC News watcher, said when interviewed “moi is très glad mon père is back from That Place.Le Vancey bloke is très proper scary scary avec his tartes au porc, his attaques on les journalistes et his love of Venezuela becoming un État Marionette. Moi needs du fromage.”

NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, concerned dog, said when interviewed “moi juste heard le mot ‘lebensraum’. Moi doesn’t know what it means. Moi will ask ma mère mais it sounds scary scary. Moi stands on quatre paws avec les Groenlandais.”

NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, sport watcher, said when interviewed “moi’s reporter has been snorting like une rhino doing le sleepy bobos et has now woken up pour le cricket. Moi thinks mon père will be très heureux mais moi is not sure vous can watch le cricket in l’USA. Do they have la télé?”

NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, football watcher, said when interviewed “le match wasn’t super bon pour Brentford, mon père is not going to be très heureux. Moi suggests he reads moi ‘La Très Hungry Caterpillar’ et gives moi beaucoup de fromage, that always make him cheery cheery.”

NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, football watcher, said when interviewed “l’équipe de mon père, Brentford, is playing Tottenham ce soir. Moi hopes les abeilles sting les coqs. Mon père would be super heureux.”

NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, cheese lover, said when interviewed “these jours après Noël are super excellent pour le fromage. Moi is not talking about le cheddar from le supermarché, mais le vraiment bon stuff. Moi is dans fromagey fromagey heaven. Plus Le Roquefort s’il te plaît!”

NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, Excited Girl, said when interviewed “only une more sleepy bobos avant Père Noël comes. Moi hopes he got moi’s liste. Ma mère et moi looked at where he was on Le Santa Tracker. He will be à Londres en neuf heures! Moi needs du fromage to calme moi’s nerves.”

NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, Good Girl, said when interviewed “moi understands that someone très special might be doing le packing packing pour un long voyage. Moi would like him to know moi has only ever been nicey nicey not naughty naughty. Moi can provide les références de caractère.”

NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, caring daughter, said when interviewed “mon père was super triste about le foot, moi said it was only un jeu, et he said it might be le temps pour moi to go sleepy bobos. Ma mère did le laughy laughy et gave moi du fromage, mon père aussi gave moi du fromage.”

NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, BBC News watcher, said when interviewed “moi thinks l’homme d’orange is doing un très proper splatty splatty sur la BBC because what he posted about Michele et Rob Reiner was très proper sans grace ou l'humanité. Moi thinks he wants to do le distracty distracty.”

NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, fan of science, said when interviewed “moi thinks le gouvernement australien is doing something très interesting. It will not be parfait mais les scientifiques du monde entier can do le testy testy et it will get mieux. Moi is une grande fille, moi can do le posty.”

NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, BBC News watcher, said when interviewed “moi is fed up with le news talking about Lando Calrissian going super rapide dans une voiture. He went super rapide in le Millennium Falcon. What about le cricket?”

NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, watcher of the World Cup Draw live, said when interviewed “moi likes beaucoup de fromage, mais this is trop fromagey fromagey. Moi might need un petit vom.”

NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, daughter of evidenced based decision makers, said when interviewed “that RFK Jr bloke should stop doing le listening to les jobs de noix et listen to les scientifiques. Moi thinks that his cerveau is trop petit. Moi is très pleased to have tout moi’s jabbie jabbies.”

NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, watcher of BBC News, said when interviewed “moi doesn’t think doing les bomby bombies sur les bateaux dans les Caraïbes is une bonne idée. If les hommes are baddy baddies un court should do le decidey decidey, they shouldn’t be splatty splatty ou drowny drowny.”

NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, daughter of an intellectual, said when interviewed “ma mère wants moi to be une intellectualiste et not juste starter level. Mais she really wants moi to go sleepy bobos. Ma mère has un train to catchy catchy super early. Moi juste thinks moi should do une licky.”

What do you get when you mix the best selling single of the king of pop with the lately departed queen of MAGA? This is what we get: a parody of Billie Jean about #mtg #maga #marjorietaylorgreene 🎶🕺 youtu.be/Xr0_HN9KNCs

Here are my top 10 dogs carrying big sticks!

I am sad about the death of Jimmy Cliff. I saw him in the 90s in Brisbane on my first date with my now ex husband. I think ‘many rivers to cross’ is a classic, raw and soulful. It is one of my favourite songs.

Do me a favor and forward this post.This needs to get out to everyone. We need to be unified.

NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, football watcher, said when interviewed “moi thinks les danois played un bon game. Moi likes beaucoup jouer avec des Lego. Moi is pleased that l'équipe écossaise did le winny winny.”

NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, Strictly Watcher, said when interviewed, “moi is très proper triste, super super triste, moi vraiment liked Vicky dès le début, elle seemed super authentique. Moi did always do le votey votey pour Vicky et Kai. Moi needs du fromage, une saucisse et un huggy huggy.”

NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, fan of the BBC, said when interviewed “moi is très proper pleased that les avocats have said enfonce-le dans ton rectum.”

NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, avid BBC News watcher, said when interviewed “moi doesn’t like all this flaying flaying. Moi accepts there was une erreur made by Panorama. Moi is pas sûr that l’homme d’orange can spell BBC. La BBC should stop looking at its bouton de belly et look at le monde.”

NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, avid BBC News watcher, said when interviewed “moi can do le looky looky up of le numéro de téléphone de Pickfords if that is très helpful.”

NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, cricket lover, said when interviewed, “moi is super devastated that Ben Austin, un adolescent, has died. Moi thinks nous need better headwear. Moi can’t imagine how ses parents feel.”

NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, avid BBC News watcher, said when interviewed “moi wishes le peuple jamaïcain et les animaux, including, grudgingly, les chats bonne chance.”

Exactly ONE YEAR AGO TODAY (just before the presidential election) we created "Bohemian Trumpsody" ... so now people can play #Project25 bingo with what was in the parody vs what has transpired in the USA in the 365 days since ... youtu.be/YY_8WzcHqMQ

NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, Strictly Watcher, said when interviewed “Claudia is une silly billy, she is wearing her robe de Wednesday Addams. That is pour la semaine prochaine! Clauds is going to need une nouvelle robe. Le Département des Costumes is going to be très busy busy moi thinks!”

NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, football watcher, said when interviewed, “mon père is so proper chuffed moi thinks moi will be allowed to chase les lapins et les chats.”

NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, avid watcher of BBC News, said when interviewed “moi thinks Monsieur Bouche d'une Grenouille is un très duplicitous traitre. Moi believes he juste wants baddy baddy things to happen. Moi thinks les gens should do le wakey wakey.”

NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, admirer of historic architecture, said when interviewed “mes parents et moi decided that nous didn’t need une salle de bal et wouldn’t do any vandalisy at chez nous though nous did do le fixy fixy on le jardin. L’homme d’orange is un vandal.”

NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, football watcher, said when interviewed “mon père et moi are très proper chuffed. Nous did la danse des abeilles, did beaucoup de snortles et ate du top notch fromage.”

NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, avid watcher of BBC News, said when interviewed, “et they think that chiens do les licky lickies! These hommes, (pas de femmes bien sûr), are super experts et will need se brosser les dents très vite.”

NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, Strictly watcher, said when interviewed “le père de moi’s client journaliste is très super heureux that Chris et Nadiya survived le danse off. He thinks Nadiya is trés proper talentueuse.”

A statue depicting Donald Trump and Jeffery Epstein titled “Best Friends Forever" has returned to the National Mall, a week after the National Park Service removed it. An anonymous group of artists has taken credit.

Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, keen observer of rabbits, said when interviewed, “Moi is choqué to learn that les lapins are not just in Pays de Galles. Moi wishes Alice une récupération rapide.”

NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, watcher of the Ryder Cup, said when interviewed, that was très proper stressé. Moi is très pleased Europe won et moi knows l’homme d’orange is doing le tantrum dans le bureau ovale. Moi hopes all that merdy, brothely stuff en or falls off le mur. It is super tacky.”

NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, sports watcher, said when interviewed, “moi watched la Ryder Cup. Ma mère has read to moi l'histoire of Rumpelstilstkin avant going le sleepy bobos. Moi thinks l’homme d’orange is like Rumpelstilstkin mais moi thinks he is going to explode when Europe win.”

Reform MP backs up Nigel Farage claims that migrants are coming for your birds.