After a month in the wild, Mbegu stopped by Voi and headed straight for her favourite scratching spot. An orphan of human–wildlife conflict, she now roams wild – returning on her own terms. sheldrickwildlifetrust.org/orphans/mbegu

NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, space watcher, said when interviewed “moi is super pleased that les astronauts didn’t come back scorchy scorchy or deady deady. Isn’t science magnifique? Moi still doesn’t want to be une astronaute. Moi doesn’t like grands espaces moi finds them tricky tricky.”

We've reached the point that they're using the Epstein files to cover up Iran

Thys ys Major Tom to Ground Control Ich steppe now thurgh the door And Ich floate now yn a most merveilous waye And the starres looke verye different todaye

🚨 Not-Quite-Breaking-News 🚨 Trump's Apocalypse Called Off #WWIIIpostpomed_4now 💥

Prime Minister of Spain Pedro Sánchez: “The Government of Spain will not applaud those who set the world on fire just because they show up with a bucket.” 🍿

I think I speak for everyone in Europe when I say that it’s a huge relief to be able to go to bed now.

Down to the last two in the Biggest Twat in Europe at the Moment competition.

Looking more foolish than ever Boris you brainless Twat

This is Milka. She'll get around to chasing her tail eventually. But for now she is just getting to know it. 12/10 (TT: milka_collie5)

There are a lot of countries that allow birthright citizenship, but there is only one stupid enough to make you president.

The world is about to witness the biggest tantrum in history

Translation: "I started something I can't finish and broke something I can't fix so I'm going to walk away and pretend it's your fault"

#OTD in 1964, Yvonne Barr co-discovered the Epstein-Barr virus, the first known 𝘩𝘶𝘮𝘢𝘯 tumor virus. She cultured the cell lines that allowed the virus be seen. Proving viruses cause human cancer is "one of the 20th century's most significant scientific discoveries." #WomenInSTEM #WomensHistoryMonth

Just watched ‘Extraordinary Portraits’ hosted by Bill Bailey. How incredibly moving.

Confused old man yells at military alliance

The Kibwezi Forest has been transformed by recent rains — and Lenny has discovered it comes with a swimming pool. His mum Lima Lima was rescued on death's door. Today she's wild, and we're watching his many firsts. www.sheldrickwildlifetrust.o...

We only rate dogs. This appears to be a kangaroo stuck in your trunk. Please release him he doesn't belong there. And only send dogs. Thank you... 12/10 (TT: saussagedawggg)

Milk inspector Kaikai, reporting for duty. She supervises the mixing process — trunk shaking, ears flapping if things are moving slowly. The actual drinking, however, is done entirely at her own pace. She keeps everyone on task. No one has complained. Meet Kaikai: www.sheldrickwildlifetrust.o...

We compiled our favorite moments of dogs enjoying snow this winter for you! We hope you love it ❤️ 14/10 for all

That's funny, I could have sworn he said something about not needing Royal Navy vessels because the war was already won. You broke it Don, you fix it.

In 2022, Kinyei learned how to close her own stable door. Last month, she nearly followed a wild elephant family into the bush — so enchanted by Yatta's new calf that she appointed herself babysitter. The Keepers caught her just in time. She's seven and not ready. www.sheldrickwildlifetrust.o...

The Strait of Hormuz is perfectly safe...

NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, Brentford fan, said when interviewed,“moi is triste, ma mère is triste, Juno is triste, notre nettoyeuse is triste, mon père is super triste. Moi is juste going to give mon père beaucoup d’amour. Moi will give him lots of bisous.”

NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, Brentford fan, said when interviewed “moi was super excited about that equaliser.”

NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, thinker, said when interviewed “mes parents say ‘non’ to moi tout le temps, moi is not allowed to watch ‘L’île de l’Amour’! Moi is proud de mon government pour saying ‘non’ to l’homme d’orange. Moi thinks he should have had plus boundaries quand he was un enfant.”

Honestly, we know the most odious member of the US administration but is Hegseth number two with all that macho celebration of killing people?

This is Wiley. He has never seen snow before and wants to make sure he gets a real good look at it. For science. 12/10 (IG: smileywileydog)

NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, trade expert (starter level), said when interviewed “moi thinks l’homme d’orange has un petit pénis et that he should stop make it do le waggy wagies et that he must be more proper smarty smarty avec his former matey maties.”

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This local Wolfdog joined an Olympic ski event and triggered the finish-line camera. This is Nazgul. He snuck into a cross-country skiing sprint this morning and raced the homestretch with some competitors before being escorted home. 14/10 someone get him a medal

NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, daughter of a Brentford fan, said when interviewed “mon père is super super relieved. Ma mère has told moi to give him beaucoup de huggy huggies et not talk about le detail.”

Pam Bondi says everything in the Epstein files has now been released. She has comprised a list of all the famous names that appear in the files, but that list “smells absolutely rotten”.

15 years ago today I arrived on Downing Street in a cage. I've seen off Cameron, May, Johnson, Truss and Sunak and I'm still going strong. Only two Prime Ministers have ever done longer stints here: William Pitt the Younger and Sir Robert Walpole. Bill and Bob - I'm coming for you... (Photos AP)

I think the people of this country have had enough of tax-exile billionaires.

This is Bogie. This rope is his very favorite toy because it makes his tiny human smile too. 13/10 (TT: _chelsea_brown_4)

NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, daughter of a Brentford fan, said when interviewed “that was super bon against les Gunners mais not parfait they should have done more scorey scorey. Moi will do le licky licky of mon père’s visage when he gets to chez nous. That will make him très heureux.”

NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, football commentator for her mother said when interviewed “Les abeilles did le equaliser! Mon père will be très proper chuffed mais still stressy stressy.”

NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, football commentator for her mother, said when interviewed “oh oh les gunny boys did le scorey scorey. Mon père will be getting grumpy grumpy mais hoping pour un equaliser.”

NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, Brentford fan by virtue of her father, said when interviewed “moi et mon père are super tensey tensey about le foot. Allez, Allez les abeilles! Sting those gunny blokes in le derrière et do le winny winny.”

NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, beauty and caring daughter, said when interviewed “mon père has not posted une belle photo of moi aujourd’hui mais nous all know that moi is Voguey Vougey material. Moi hopes mon père is d’accord et demain moi can do les strutty strutty et he can do une jolie pic.”

Chris Mason is confusing what is happening and what he wants to happen.

NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, athlete, said when interviewed “moi thinks moi could compete in les Jeux olympiques d’hiver. Not in le skiey skiey (moi doesn’t like heighty heighties) mais moi did le skatey skatey dans la rue et moi was très graceful comme Dame Jayne Torvill. Moi is une naturelle.”

Nigel Farage tells GB News that Keir Starmer's decision to appoint Peter Mandelson as US ambassador shows his judgement is "seriously wrong" and he should stand down as Prime Minister. Here's what Farage said when Mandelson was appointed

Look at this otter enjoying his best life :)

"Starmer didn't pick Mandelson in spite of his Epstein connections… He picked him because of them." Would he have made the same choice if Kamala Harris had won? "Absolutely not", says @lewisgoodall.com.

It’s all in the hips !

We hope the good people of #SanFrancisco will forgive us for adapting a song about their city in 1967 to address the shocking and tragic events in #Minnesota in recent weeks. This is dedicated to Renée Good and Alex Pretti, and in solidarity. Our version is called "Minnesota" ❤️ youtu.be/BRHxXHZmVAM

I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good. Stay free

Twenty-five years ago, Nasalot was a traumatised poaching orphan who would only sleep during daylight. Today, she's a mother of three living wild – here with newborn Nala – and look who's in tow. That's Naleku, our Mara rescue from 2020, taking on babysitting duties with: swt.bio/nasalot